Episodes
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123. Go Up, You Bald Head!
February 28th, 2022 | 1 hr 3 mins
chris, hallie
Lords this week: Hallie and Chris. We discuss playing card finishes, how we'd talk about religion and faith if those words didn't exist, Good Bones by Maggie Smith, and hair mayonnaise.
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122. If You're Cold, Your Oatmeal Is Cold
February 21st, 2022 | 58 mins 33 secs
ananda, maxx
Lords: Maxx and Ananda. We discuss rare videos of European hamsters, eating the last dragon vs. eating a human being, what's wrong with math Wikipedia, All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace by Richard Brautigan, Diatomite and our weird relationship to tiny cursed skeletons, and making fermented foods.
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121. A Delicious Treat For Your Brain's Ass
February 14th, 2022 | 1 hr 4 mins
chall, ryan
Lords: Ryan and Chris. We discuss what position you sleep in and when you're going to die, the power of limes, why we have fingernails, and a poem about garlic bread.
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120. The Mouse Is For Hippies And Slackers
February 7th, 2022 | 1 hr 1 min
daniel, jonah
Lords: Daniel and Jonah. We discuss the energy of Chop Socky, the Resident Evil series, Flettner airplanes, Ogden Nash's poetry, Indonesia, and watching movies without finding out anything about them first.
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119. Book 'Em, Dildano
January 31st, 2022 | 1 hr 3 mins
chris, jenni
Lords: Jenni and Chris. We discuss Wordle metagamers, obscure fantasy niches, using up all the ink in a ball-point pen, The Tiger by Nael Age 6, Wizard's failure to make D&D fun at high levels, and compare and contrast: Barbarella's energy vs. Zardoz's energy.
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118. The Dinosaur Poetry Gap
January 24th, 2022 | 59 mins 41 secs
eitan, nelson
Lords: Eitan and Xalavier. We discuss being sad nobody forces you to play sports, staring at someone until it gets weird, the spirituality of the right amount of reverb, a t-rex poem by Bill Watterson, untrue facts about human anatomy, things on your bucket list that you'll never do, and why cows have four stomachs but only one butthole.
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117. Your Self-Inflicted Artistic Purgatory
January 17th, 2022 | 1 hr 2 mins
brad, quil
Lords: Brad and Quil. We discuss what superpowers like shrinking suggests about how we conceptualize reality, how to call your work "art" and not feel bad about it, Stinky Meat and Stinky Feet, Hope is a Thing with Feathers by Emily Dickinson, visual novels, and the cortical homunculus.
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116. I Don't Trust Toilets Any More
January 10th, 2022 | 58 mins 57 secs
laura, rachel
Lords: Laura and Rachel. We discuss what to replace your hand with, how to hang out with friends long distance, fake childhood impressions, A Rabbit as King of the Ghosts, deleting a food, and soda flavors that should be.
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115. Intrusive Thought Simulator
January 3rd, 2022 | 1 hr 19 mins
cishetkayfaber, devonin
Lords: CisHetKayFaber and Dan. We discuss not understanding the theory behind what you're doing, realizing that nobody cares about the things that make you unique, Shrek's 10-minute standing ovation at Cannes, The Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll, cursed connectors and adapters, the efficiency of vacationing alone, and Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name.
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114. Memento Maury Povich
December 27th, 2021 | 1 hr 3 mins
elena, maxx
Lords: Maxx and Elena. We discuss Celeste and conflict with oneself vs. acceptance of oneself, the Museum of Jurassic Technology and when it's okay to lie to your audience, human jaw shrinkage, Feeding the Worms, and Linguistics of Swearing and Taboo.
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113. Only You In Particular Can Prevent Forest Fires
December 20th, 2021 | 1 hr 7 mins
april, danny
Lords: April and Danny. We discuss favorite desserts when it's hot out, the horror of almost being older than Princess Diana, Abraham Lincolnland, "I Would Like To Describe" by Zbigniew Herbert, Irish surnames as American girl names, words you misunderstood as a child, and Jordan Mechner calling E.Y. Harburg on the phone.
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112. Getting A Lot Of Vengabus Vibes From This
December 13th, 2021 | 52 mins 17 secs
johnb, jp
Lords this week: JP and John B. We discuss seeing Akira and believing that that's what all anime is like, doppelganger/parodies who exist in the same world as their progenitors, the Tonkachi Editor, and There was an Old Man of St. Bees, by W.S. Gilbert.
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111. Put It In A Vice And Squish It
December 6th, 2021 | 1 hr 6 mins
abby, erica
Lords: Erica and Abby. We discuss scale modeling hacks, why nobody should live here, anal sampling mechanism, The Emperor of Ice Cream, and Andrei Tarkovsky: game designer.
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110. There Will Be A Last Tweet
November 29th, 2021 | 58 mins 43 secs
james, tyriq
Lords: James and Tyriq. We discuss nostalgia and how to avoid it, nonogram puzzles, everyone cool leaving the internet, The Village of Reason, and journaling on your phone.
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109. Ultra Rare Cheeto Shaped Like Batman Crying
November 22nd, 2021 | 1 hr 8 mins
avery, stevie
Lords: Stevie and Avery. We discuss collectible Cheetos on Ebay, Japanese websites stuck in the 90s, Medieval European and ancient Egyptian philosophy, denatured alcohol, and the unusual puzzles of Star Tropics.
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108. Sitting And Being Angry At Your Phone
November 15th, 2021 | 1 hr 21 mins
mark, shirley
Lords: Mark and Shirley. We discuss neuroscience, fertility tracking, when it turns out that a character in a movie is movie-star hot because it's a plot point, Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon, and Tiktok food trends that are more about elaborate assembly than flavors.