Episode Archive

278 episodes of Topic Lords since the first episode, which aired on October 28th, 2019.

  • 278. Successfully Talking

    February 17th, 2025  |  56 mins 28 secs
    avery, linker

    Lords: Avery and Linker. We discuss Twin Peaks, Myxozoa, how storytelling is failing us, Bones and Shadows by John Philip Johnson, and novelizing films that originated as novels.

  • 277. Tunic 2, For Lords Only

    February 10th, 2025  |  1 hr 14 mins
    dicey, kate

    Lords: Andrew and Kate. We discuss designing a boring game, whether you should let your friend convince you to play WoW, how to melt chocolate, Kate's Wallace and Gromit song, VFX is like cooking; game design is like baking, and "Looksmaxxing"

  • 276. The Yukon Territories Foodie Scene

    February 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 8 mins
    abhi, remy

    Lords: Remy and Abhi. We discuss why food tastes better outside of Canada, whether biased history is better, making a new game console when we haven't even finished the ones we already have, Puranaanooru, and IP you'd like to adapt.

  • 275. Angora Semiconductors

    January 27th, 2025  |  1 hr 5 mins
    chall, maxx

    Lords: Maxx and Chall. We discuss the Steam Deck, the puzzle of the Wikipedia "did you know" section, the neuroplasticity theory of why we dream, and She Needed a Hobby, by Maxx

  • 274. Samuel Beckett's Animal Crossing Letters

    January 20th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

    Lords: John and Elena. We discuss potlock advent calendars, NES games that science says are bad, how animals read, this untitled breakup poem by ailbey

  • 273. Why Isn't Dracula Good At Anything?

    January 13th, 2025  |  1 hr 2 mins
    esper, rt-55j

    Lords: Esper and RT-55J. We discuss poorly-constructed memes, making ZZT games in 2024, porting Mario 64 to the Commodore 64. "I like to think that in another universe," by ailbey, what counts as a plausible Dracula, and introducing licensed characters into a game that has previously been itself.

  • 272. Beakknifed In Busch Gardens

    January 6th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins
    cort, ryan

    Lords: Ryan and Cort. We discuss meat-flavored potato chips, the Pico-8 tracker, using "Add or Remove Programs" to add a program, Tommy C, and Advent Calendars.

  • 271. Ego Death Mario

    December 30th, 2024  |  1 hr 11 mins
    avery, stevie, tyriq

    Lords: Tyriq, Stevie, Avery. We discuss Dr. Mario's specialty, boutique sardines, Street Sharks (and the lies about them), and the aftermath of PiCoSteveMo.

  • 270. B-Roll Of The Big Bang

    December 23rd, 2024  |  1 hr 8 mins
    alexander, hallie

    Lords: Alexander and Hallie. We discuss making AI drunk, how Star Wars being bought Disney is basically the same thing as the Roman Empire converting to Christianity, Electromagnetism, Super Bon Bon according to Google search, using flow theory and Kubler Ross grief to drive learning systems, and animals you want to pet, but cannot.

  • 269. Wet-Ass Planetoid

    December 16th, 2024  |  1 hr 9 secs
    alex, tyriq

    Lords: Tyriq and Alex. We discuss trying to superficially familiarize yourself with every country, the log burner fan, drilling this chair for ancient water, Variations on a Theme by William Carlos Williams, by Kenneth Koch, Boichik Bagels, and the boxfish skeleton.

  • 268. Puzzles For Puzzle Enjoyers

    December 9th, 2024  |  59 mins 29 secs
    james, kev

    Lords: James and Kev. We discuss copyparty, egg punk vs. chain punk, going geocaching three times, Septic Tanks, certain kinds of trash you don't see any more, and mosquito bites.

  • 267. Unburying The Duck

    December 2nd, 2024  |  1 hr 13 mins
    erica, john

    Lords: John and Erica. We discuss Golden Owl Pre-Post-Mortem, one year of having twins, notepad's support for alternative line endings, and Goodnight Moon (plus Goodnight Dune)

  • 266. Voronoi Cookies

    November 25th, 2024  |  1 hr 7 mins
    benwilson, zarf

    Lords: Ben and Andrew. We discuss baking with precise measurement vs. by feel, making crosswords, how many weeks there are in a year, The Rules by Leila Chatti, building fidgeting into a Zoom lecture, and Things of Science.

  • 265. We're Here To Make This Slide Floppy

    November 18th, 2024  |  1 hr 10 mins
    chris, tim

    Lords: Tim and Chris. We discuss noodles, the impoverishment of the question, choosing an integrator, Lucky Jim (old song), and collaborative music as a game design problem.

  • 264. Pickpocketed So Hard You Die

    November 11th, 2024  |  1 hr 7 mins
    andrew, aubrianne

    Lords: Andrew and Aubrianne. We discuss coming to terms with being bad at video games, charging money for art, messy game design, To Be of Use by Marge Piercy, Films Noir, and Complementary Hobby Power Couples.

  • 263. Drafted Into The Applebee's Wars

    November 4th, 2024  |  1 hr 9 mins
    brianne, xalavier

    Lords: Xalavier and Brianne. We discuss movies about contract killers doing contract negotiation, whether fictional characters are better role models than real people, the new Zelda game talks too much and I'm okay with that, Think of Others by Mahmoud Darwish, enacting a customer service draft, and doing terrible things to the Criterion Closet.