Episode Archive

264 episodes of Topic Lords since the first episode, which aired on October 28th, 2019.

  • 264. Pickpocketed So Hard You Die

    November 11th, 2024  |  1 hr 7 mins
    andrew, aubrianne

    Lords: Andrew and Aubrianne. We discuss coming to terms with being bad at video games, charging money for art, messy game design, To Be of Use by Marge Piercy, Films Noir, and Complementary Hobby Power Couples.

  • 263. Drafted Into The Applebee's Wars

    November 4th, 2024  |  1 hr 9 mins
    brianne, xalavier

    Lords: Xalavier and Brianne. We discuss movies about contract killers doing contract negotiation, whether fictional characters are better role models than real people, the new Zelda game talks too much and I'm okay with that, Think of Others by Mahmoud Darwish, enacting a customer service draft, and doing terrible things to the Criterion Closet.

  • 262. Real Meal, Fictional Man

    October 28th, 2024  |  1 hr 10 mins
    chkf, maxx

    Lords: CisHetKayFaber and Maxx. We discuss food-focused Japanese TV, how pescetarians exist if fish don't, the return of PicoSteveMo, wikipoem.org, and the shifting nature of what is appropriate for children.

  • 261. Chat Hurt Chatself In Chat's Confusion

    October 21st, 2024  |  1 hr 3 mins
    diener, mitch

    Lords: Alex and Mitch. We discuss the wikipedia article about Football, classic Macintosh computers, the entomologists in Silence of the Lambs, With Apologies to Dr. Seuss by Supper Mario Broth, Archipelago, and deconstructing chat as a first person pronoun.

  • 260. This Sentient Life Could've Been An Email

    October 14th, 2024  |  1 hr 15 mins
    chris, jenni

    Lords: Jenni and Chris. We discuss whether corporate mascots are age-locked to a generation, balls being able to taste soy sauce, BB-8 changed my tire, and The Woodchuck by Sam Pink.

  • 259. All Bag, No Pipes

    October 7th, 2024  |  1 hr 8 mins
    elena, tyriq

    Lords: Elena and Tyriq. We discuss being witty and social as a power fantasy, popular music: sometimes popular because it's good, where do we go after Cohost, and Ballad of the Veliger by Walter Garstang.

  • 258. Only The Head Of The Deer Sparks Joy

    September 30th, 2024  |  1 hr 4 mins
    cort, marks

    Lords: Cort and Mark. We discuss things you've found in the trash, traveling with children, Adventures with BB-8, Burma Shave Sign by Andrew Plotkin, the useless superpowers game, and whether Mega Man suffers ennui

  • 257. Stinky Judo

    September 23rd, 2024  |  1 hr 14 mins
    nathan, tom

    Lords: Nathan and Tom. We discuss France stealing breakdancing during the 2024 Olympics, growing to an age where media is good, how are you saying goodbye to trigraphs, Rain by Raymond Carver, how to pronounce things you normally just type, and rolling in NES tetris.

  • 256. Donkey Kong Is A Tankie

    September 16th, 2024  |  1 hr 16 mins
    mark, shirley

    Lords: Mark and Shirley. We discuss naming a human, getting more liberal as you get older, I'm scared to start recording Mario Odyssey, and The Orc

  • 255. We're Truly On The Bleeding Edge Of Something

    September 9th, 2024  |  59 mins 2 secs
    adam, linker

    Lords: Adam and Linker. We discuss ways you've changed in 20 years, examples of X animal software running on Y animal hardware, whether erasure poetry counts as poetry, and your favorite RPG (whatever that means)

  • 254. Help Me Get Over The Pervert Hump

    September 2nd, 2024  |  1 hr 5 mins
    alicia, ryan

    Lords: Ryan and Alicia. We discuss asking people what they're into without sounding like a pervert, Arctic Expeditions and man's hubris, Asterix Park, and I Won't Call You Pretty, by L.E. Bowman

  • 253. A Unified Theory Of Hot Dog Preference

    August 26th, 2024  |  1 hr 3 mins

    Lords: Wacy and Chris. We discuss difficulties with long-term traveling, Norway, why they don't have novelty whipped cream, and The Dirt Man Song.

  • 252. A Properly Functioning Bag Nose

    August 19th, 2024  |  1 hr 4 mins
    johnb, kory

    Lords: JohnB, Kory. We discuss vinyl records, teaching yourself C++, forgetting things as a way of getting things done, I Sat Belonely by John Lennon, and the vestigial organs of video games.

  • 251. Organs Experiencing Red Shift

    August 12th, 2024  |  1 hr 11 mins
    casey, erica

    Lords: Erica and Casey. We discuss coeloms, solving problems by experiencing a bigger problem, mammals learning to eat cephalopods, A Narrow Fellow in the Grass by Emily Dickinson, and personal project retrospectives.

  • 250. Almost Pickles: It's Just Cucumbers!

    August 5th, 2024  |  57 mins 50 secs
    jenni, tyriq

    Lords: Jenni and Tyriq. We discuss mayochup and kranch, Barry Topping, Magic Shell, Hot Sauce by Just James, video games where you put toppings on things, and the temptation of bad ice cream toppings.

  • 249. Singles Night At Whole Foods

    July 29th, 2024  |  1 hr 2 mins
    ian, strucci

    Lords: Ian and Shannon. We discuss remakes of Yojimbo, how to balance character likability with dark comedy, fixing bad movie dialog mixing, and The Chinese Checker Players by Richard Brautigan.