Episode Archive

283 episodes of Topic Lords since the first episode, which aired on October 28th, 2019.

  • 283. Dracula's Big Happy Polycule

    March 24th, 2025  |  1 hr 4 mins

    Lords: Dan and Daniel. We discuss whether Dracula could escape Groundhog Day, how to know if you're in a golden era, Indiana Jones is supposed to look good?? and Where the Heart Is by F.S. Yousaf

  • 282. Check Out My Feetbook!

    March 17th, 2025  |  1 hr 11 mins
    danny, gerstmann

    Lords: Jeff and Danny. We discuss what's happening on Bluesky, using Google Earth and YouTube to rid myself of Nostalgia of Places you've lived, and Dad Talk: what do we do about porn?

  • 281. Mr. Nukem Was My Father

    March 10th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins
    bri, stevie

    Lords: Stevie and Bri. We discuss 3D modeling and lack of visual imagination, cut-throat compounds (a linguistic specialty), Pocket Warwick and other lost software, For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper, by Joseph Fasano, and Colma's city motto.

  • 280. How To Start An Ice Cream Shop (Probably)

    March 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 21 mins
    andi, casey

    Lords: Andi and Casey. We discuss life hacks as communion with the divine, firing your computer, and childhood amnesia.

  • 279. Concrete Peanut Butter Condensate

    February 24th, 2025  |  1 hr 5 mins
    james, kory

    Lords: Kory and James. We discuss ditching your eReader, Journey to the Planets, Send Me to Heaven, My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun, whether criminals are like peanut butter, and enjoying photography by making it as labor intensive as possible.

  • 278. Successfully Talking

    February 17th, 2025  |  56 mins 28 secs
    avery, linker

    Lords: Avery and Linker. We discuss Twin Peaks, Myxozoa, how storytelling is failing us, Bones and Shadows by John Philip Johnson, and novelizing films that originated as novels.

  • 277. Tunic 2, For Lords Only

    February 10th, 2025  |  1 hr 14 mins
    dicey, kate

    Lords: Andrew and Kate. We discuss designing a boring game, whether you should let your friend convince you to play WoW, how to melt chocolate, Kate's Wallace and Gromit song, VFX is like cooking; game design is like baking, and "Looksmaxxing"

  • 276. The Yukon Territories Foodie Scene

    February 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 8 mins
    abhi, remy

    Lords: Remy and Abhi. We discuss why food tastes better outside of Canada, whether biased history is better, making a new game console when we haven't even finished the ones we already have, Puranaanooru, and IP you'd like to adapt.

  • 275. Angora Semiconductors

    January 27th, 2025  |  1 hr 5 mins
    chall, maxx

    Lords: Maxx and Chall. We discuss the Steam Deck, the puzzle of the Wikipedia "did you know" section, the neuroplasticity theory of why we dream, and She Needed a Hobby, by Maxx

  • 274. Samuel Beckett's Animal Crossing Letters

    January 20th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins
    elena, johnb

    Lords: John and Elena. We discuss potlock advent calendars, NES games that science says are bad, how animals read, this untitled breakup poem by ailbey

  • 273. Why Isn't Dracula Good At Anything?

    January 13th, 2025  |  1 hr 2 mins
    esper, rt-55j

    Lords: Esper and RT-55J. We discuss poorly-constructed memes, making ZZT games in 2024, porting Mario 64 to the Commodore 64. "I like to think that in another universe," by ailbey, what counts as a plausible Dracula, and introducing licensed characters into a game that has previously been itself.

  • 272. Beakknifed In Busch Gardens

    January 6th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins
    cort, ryan

    Lords: Ryan and Cort. We discuss meat-flavored potato chips, the Pico-8 tracker, using "Add or Remove Programs" to add a program, Tommy C, and Advent Calendars.

  • 271. Ego Death Mario

    December 30th, 2024  |  1 hr 11 mins
    avery, stevie, tyriq

    Lords: Tyriq, Stevie, Avery. We discuss Dr. Mario's specialty, boutique sardines, Street Sharks (and the lies about them), and the aftermath of PiCoSteveMo.

  • 270. B-Roll Of The Big Bang

    December 23rd, 2024  |  1 hr 8 mins
    alexander, hallie

    Lords: Alexander and Hallie. We discuss making AI drunk, how Star Wars being bought Disney is basically the same thing as the Roman Empire converting to Christianity, Electromagnetism, Super Bon Bon according to Google search, using flow theory and Kubler Ross grief to drive learning systems, and animals you want to pet, but cannot.

  • 269. Wet-Ass Planetoid

    December 16th, 2024  |  1 hr 9 secs
    alex, tyriq

    Lords: Tyriq and Alex. We discuss trying to superficially familiarize yourself with every country, the log burner fan, drilling this chair for ancient water, Variations on a Theme by William Carlos Williams, by Kenneth Koch, Boichik Bagels, and the boxfish skeleton.

  • 268. Puzzles For Puzzle Enjoyers

    December 9th, 2024  |  59 mins 29 secs
    james, kev

    Lords: James and Kev. We discuss copyparty, egg punk vs. chain punk, going geocaching three times, Septic Tanks, certain kinds of trash you don't see any more, and mosquito bites.