176. A Diglett Slightly Tan


March 6th, 2023

54 mins 28 secs

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  • Hallie
  • John B


  • Tabletop RPGs as educational platform
  • Flicky-likes
  • Etch A Sketch Animator 2000
  • Poem: "My Brother's Head Should Be Replaced" by Jack Prelutsky
  • Buff Diglett


  • 471 very positive reviews.
  • Pizza Tower, the Tower of Pizza.
  • Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular.
  • Taking a drink of your Safeway brand Diet Cola Caffeine Free Soda.
  • Bouncy the Rat and her friends in the Wild Wood.
  • Providing a platform for people to talk to each other and learn about boundaries.
  • Why to add numbers together.
  • Teaching children math when everyone has a pocket calculator in their pocket at all times.
  • A peek under the curtain.
  • The edutainment classics.
  • Three D&D combat system as a way to get comfortable doing arithmetic in your head.
  • Providing an experiential experience.
  • A tiny video game console that looks like a Sega Genesis.
  • Trying to sex Flicky.
  • Maximizing your combo chain in Flicky.
  • Sonic 3D Blast as a sequel to Flicky.
  • Super Rub-a-Dub.
  • Flicking the controller to make the rubber ducky jump.
  • A dude collecting dudes who follow you in a trail.
  • Pix the Cat.
  • All the Bubble Bobble sequels, none of which use the bubbling mechanic.
  • Rainbow Islands: Towering Adventure.
  • Whip Whip: the word "whip" twice.
  • The Etch-a-Sketch: a terrible toy for terrible people.
  • Making animations that are perhaps five or six frames long.
  • Controlling with the knobbies.
  • The Magic Touch Pad.
  • A button that says "recall" on it.
  • Putt-Nuts Go to the Moon, featuring Alan Shepard.
  • Plugging your Etch-a-Sketch into your VCR to save your art.
  • The powder leaking out of the Etch-a-Sketch because you used it too much.
  • It's like painting but on a TV but worse than regular painting.
  • 2000 gray squares.
  • The poet laureate of children.
  • The golden age of the CD-ROM.
  • Wanting a tomato to be bigger.
  • The Tomato Centipede.
  • Poems about homework.
  • A mole-type Pokemon.
  • Everybody independently coming to the conclusion that Diglett has a muscular human body down there.
  • Buff kittens.
  • Whether Dugtrio has one muscular human body down there, or three.
  • Three human bodybuilders cosplaying as Dugtrio.
  • Trying to search for "naked diglett" but Google autocorrects you to "naked woman"
  • Space Dentist!!
  • That one dentist out of ten who recommends that you go to space.
  • Organizing your video game garbo.
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