176. A Diglett Slightly Tan

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Lords:

• Hallie
• John B

Topics:

• Tabletop RPGs as educational platform
• Flicky-likes
• Etch A Sketch Animator 2000
• Poem: "My Brother's Head Should Be Replaced" by Jack Prelutsky
  • https://youtu.be/TYXJyxT7QN4?t=1330
• Buff Diglett

Microtopics:

• 471 very positive reviews.
• Pizza Tower, the Tower of Pizza.
• Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular.
• Taking a drink of your Safeway brand Diet Cola Caffeine Free Soda.
• Bouncy the Rat and her friends in the Wild Wood.
• Providing a platform for people to talk to each other and learn about boundaries.
• Why to add numbers together.
• Teaching children math when everyone has a pocket calculator in their pocket at all times.
• A peek under the curtain.
• The edutainment classics.
• Three D&D combat system as a way to get comfortable doing arithmetic in your head.
• Providing an experiential experience.
• A tiny video game console that looks like a Sega Genesis.
• Trying to sex Flicky.
• Maximizing your combo chain in Flicky.
• Sonic 3D Blast as a sequel to Flicky.
• Super Rub-a-Dub.
• Flicking the controller to make the rubber ducky jump.
• A dude collecting dudes who follow you in a trail.
• Pix the Cat.
• All the Bubble Bobble sequels, none of which use the bubbling mechanic.
• Rainbow Islands: Towering Adventure.
• Whip Whip: the word "whip" twice.
• The Etch-a-Sketch: a terrible toy for terrible people.
• Making animations that are perhaps five or six frames long.
• Controlling with the knobbies.
• The Magic Touch Pad.
• A button that says "recall" on it.
• Putt-Nuts Go to the Moon, featuring Alan Shepard.
• Plugging your Etch-a-Sketch into your VCR to save your art.
• The powder leaking out of the Etch-a-Sketch because you used it too much.
• It's like painting but on a TV but worse than regular painting.
• 2000 gray squares.
• The poet laureate of children.
• The golden age of the CD-ROM.
• Wanting a tomato to be bigger.
• The Tomato Centipede.
• Poems about homework.
• A mole-type Pokemon.
• Everybody independently coming to the conclusion that Diglett has a muscular human body down there.
• Buff kittens.
• Whether Dugtrio has one muscular human body down there, or three.
• Three human bodybuilders cosplaying as Dugtrio.
• Trying to search for "naked diglett" but Google autocorrects you to "naked woman"
• Space Dentist!!
• That one dentist out of ten who recommends that you go to space.
• Organizing your video game garbo.