308. A Xylophone For Jandek

September 15th, 2025  |  1 hr 8 mins

avery, jay, john

Lords: John, Avery, Jay. We discuss being known for one thing and trying to do a different thing, finding instruments on the street, and accidentally arguing with sauna guy.

308B. Oops, All Microtopics!

September 15th, 2025  |  28 mins 17 secs

avery, john

This is the pre-show banter and topic negotiation from episode 308, recorded and edited basically by accident?? Enjoy??

307. The Bad Boy Of Crossword Construction

September 8th, 2025  |  1 hr 4 mins

Lords: Ben and Avery. We discuss The Mishima Incident, city-wide game of hide and seek, how to stick it to bad bluetooth actors, and The Carrotman's Lament.

306. You Wouldn't Believe The Brutes They Make

September 1st, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

cort, nelson

Lords: Xalavier and Cort. We discuss the coolest instrument to give a child, what happened to sound lasers?, appearing canes, and The Story of Mel

305. Phlegmletting

August 25th, 2025  |  1 hr 16 mins

abby, sid

Lords: Abby and Sid. We discuss reading the diabetes manual, saying vegetables instead of cussin', Winston punching his tooth out, If I Ran the Circus (excerpt) by Dr. Seuss, and reminding yourself of all the PS2 games you hated.

304. Turn On The MacLachlan

August 18th, 2025  |  1 hr 7 mins

brandon, tentmode

Lords: Andrew and Brandon. We discuss high school pep band bangers, why some actors can't carry a b-movie but others can, what do these white rings on the Microbrute mean?, Medley by Louis Phillips, and things you can eat in your garden that you might not expect

303. A System Of People Doing Stuff And Being Weirdos

August 11th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

jp, styger

Lords: JP and Styger. We discuss the nature of Mario vs. Super Mario, Hot Defensive Bee Ball, solving all 25 million 5x5 nonograms, Poem Seen in a Motel Fan by Alberto Blanco, werecreature logistics, and The Ball is Back.

302. Frog Fractions 2 OST 2: Still Croakin'

August 4th, 2025  |  1 hr 22 mins

kory, ryan

Lords: Kory and Ryan. We discuss incorrect facts they teach you in school, remaking your game yet again, accidentally finding a cat on vacation, and Being Boring by Wendy Cope.

301. For Those Who Are Glucose Curious

July 28th, 2025  |  56 mins 46 secs

chall, wacy

Lords: Wacy and Chris. We discuss the mysterious BART smell between 12th st. Oakland and West Oakland, glucose monitors, Minecraft, and The Earth Wants You.

300. Dave's Kid Doesn't Know How To Spit

July 21st, 2025  |  1 hr 7 mins

jenni, tyriq

Lords: Jenni and Tyriq. We discuss internal monologue soundboards, whether it sucks that Ash wants to be the very best, the different ways people play games, friendship as a skill, and which element is best for bending?

299. Skin Fortress With Armed Idiot

July 14th, 2025  |  1 hr 3 mins

jenni, robb

Lords: Jenni and Robb. We discuss multiple people responding with the same mystifying emoji, role-playing with a four year old about stealing Toxic Waste candy and lying to the cops about it, choosing to not rent a Playstation, Hints by Atari Games, and getting an Osia 2 bone-anchored hearing aid.

298. Rawdogging Life

July 7th, 2025  |  1 hr 23 mins

mark, shirley

Lords: Mark and Shirley. We discuss Music League, shaping the head like a Japanese watermelon, Kugelmugel, Welcome to Holland by Emily Perl Kingsley, and using drugs in 2025

297. Grimace Exploded, Covering 70,000 People

June 30th, 2025  |  1 hr 3 secs

erica, judy

Lords: Erica and Judy. We discuss the Pantone college experience, why everyone with superpowers is a crime fighter or a criminal, metal utensils, Grand Avenue by Ron Koertge, and spicy toothpaste

296. Do You Know About The Sun?

June 23rd, 2025  |  1 hr 20 mins

esper, john

Lords: John and Esper. We discuss Chess the Musical, live television as the most exciting thing humans have invented, Blaseball's multi million dollar VC funding, Pad, Pad by Stevie Smith, RSS for text, and officiating weddings for your friends.

295. Fantasy Malware

June 16th, 2025  |  1 hr 4 mins

kittenmaster, pancelor

Lords: Andrew and Andrew. We discuss finally making a 3D game after using only PICO-8 for 10 years, PICO-8 screen carts, Picotron viruses, and Quest by kittenmaster.

294. Click On This Ad To Save This Child

June 9th, 2025  |  1 hr 15 secs

alex, shannon

Lords: Alex and Shannon. We discuss the rapid proliferation of identical mobile games, randomly generated time traveler loadout, turning your body into 3D printer filament after you die, and Girls Only Want One Thing, by Isabel Correra