317. This Bass Line Stinks (Non-Derogatory)

November 17th, 2025  |  1 hr 9 mins

dannyb, josh, vitor

Lord: Danny, Josh, Vitor. We discuss games you love that nobody else knows exist, how to stop losing your sunglasses, homebrewing, when did Bush stop hiding the facts?, and Mad Girl's Love Song by Sylvia Plath.

316. Mr. T and the Rats of NIMH

November 10th, 2025  |  1 hr 15 mins

felicia, jenni

Lords: Jenni and Felicia. We discuss the Mr. T cartoon, couples roasting each other for doing the dishes wrong, the poem that wasn't on Yuji Naka's Wall, Sprouts by Loryn Brantz, and being convinced that you'd do better than the contestants you're watching on TV.

315. I Can't Believe It's Butter

November 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 20 mins

johnb, kevin

Lords: John and Kevin. We discuss dealing with criticism, how long until multiverse/crossover media is exciting again, cringe that's so cringey it's no longer upsetting, Bell's Theorem by Kevin Hainline, and the golden age of new official localizations of old games.

314. Gotta Catch Half Of 'Em!

October 27th, 2025  |  1 hr 4 mins

elena, joel

Lords: Elena and Joël. We discuss the Luck Factor, Dual Pilgrim Certificate, the return of PicoSteveMo, and every poem, by every human.

313. Don't You Wish You Didn't Know That?

October 20th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

chall, daniel

Lords: Daniel and Chris. We discuss Psychic Students In Pursuit Of Guidance, Zhaozhou's "Wash Your Bowl" Koan, Figwit, Sudo-Ku, and the importance of choosing a form vs. your choices within the form.

312. Rubber Baby Knopfler Romplers

October 13th, 2025  |  1 hr 21 mins

dwaley, walker

Lords: Danny and Walker. We discuss "You Probably Think This Song is About You," a tour of r/crappymusic archetypes, sample-based film scores in the 80s, Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep, by Clare Harner, and being a video game noob in your 40s

311. Godzilla's Daily Routine

October 6th, 2025  |  1 hr 4 mins

fif, johnb

Lords: John and Fif. We discuss accidentally exploring a bunch of related subjects, the excellent progression system of Blues' Clues ABCs (1995), salty Licorice as the sixth taste, the Cubivore between-level limerick, and having 55,555 names.

310. Dance Like The Universe Is An Empty Wasteland

September 29th, 2025  |  1 hr 3 mins

kev, xander

Lords: Alexander and Kev. We discuss floaty movement in games, giving people clutter they can't throw away, debunking Dunning Kruger, With or Without Witnesses, the instinct to not swing a heavy object at somebody, and Japanese curry.

309. Shaking Ass To Music For Airports

September 22nd, 2025  |  1 hr 12 mins

austin, megan

Lords: Megan and Austin. We discussed going for very long walks, "elevated" horror, Every 5x5 Nonogram Section 303, NPC Dialog Test by Nintendo Europe, breakfast dogma, and not wanting to make shitpost music because people might like it more than your regular music.

308B. Oops, All Microtopics!

September 15th, 2025  |  28 mins 17 secs

avery, john

This is the pre-show banter and topic negotiation from episode 308, recorded and edited basically by accident?? Enjoy??

308. A Xylophone For Jandek

September 15th, 2025  |  1 hr 8 mins

avery, jay, john

Lords: John, Avery, Jay. We discuss being known for one thing and trying to do a different thing, finding instruments on the street, and accidentally arguing with sauna guy.

307. The Bad Boy Of Crossword Construction

September 8th, 2025  |  1 hr 4 mins

Lords: Ben and Avery. We discuss The Mishima Incident, city-wide game of hide and seek, how to stick it to bad bluetooth actors, and The Carrotman's Lament.

306. You Wouldn't Believe The Brutes They Make

September 1st, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

cort, nelson

Lords: Xalavier and Cort. We discuss the coolest instrument to give a child, what happened to sound lasers?, appearing canes, and The Story of Mel

305. Phlegmletting

August 25th, 2025  |  1 hr 16 mins

abby, sid

Lords: Abby and Sid. We discuss reading the diabetes manual, saying vegetables instead of cussin', Winston punching his tooth out, If I Ran the Circus (excerpt) by Dr. Seuss, and reminding yourself of all the PS2 games you hated.

304. Turn On The MacLachlan

August 18th, 2025  |  1 hr 7 mins

brandon, tentmode

Lords: Andrew and Brandon. We discuss high school pep band bangers, why some actors can't carry a b-movie but others can, what do these white rings on the Microbrute mean?, Medley by Louis Phillips, and things you can eat in your garden that you might not expect

303. A System Of People Doing Stuff And Being Weirdos

August 11th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

jp, styger

Lords: JP and Styger. We discuss the nature of Mario vs. Super Mario, Hot Defensive Bee Ball, solving all 25 million 5x5 nonograms, Poem Seen in a Motel Fan by Alberto Blanco, werecreature logistics, and The Ball is Back.