Episode Archive
235 episodes of Topic Lords since the first episode, which aired on October 28th, 2019.
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75. Just Yawn It Out, Brah
March 29th, 2021 | 1 hr 9 mins
alicia, ryan
Lords: Ryan and Alicia. We discuss throw pillows, why yawning is considered a sign of boredom, art packs/music disks, trying to play every CRPG in chronological order, and whether listening to an audio book is "reading."
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74. The Beef Bar
March 22nd, 2021 | 1 hr 2 mins
avery, stevie
Lords: Avery and Stevie. We discuss bad public art, the purpose of t-rex arms, Doom 1.0's proto-VR mode, and philosophical questions and concepts you independently discovered as a child regardless of how well-equipped you may or may not have been to explore them in depth.
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73. 100 Free Pulls For Your Left Kidney
March 15th, 2021 | 1 hr 11 mins
max, ryan
Lords: Max and Ryan. We discuss the fascination with miniature things, things people assume about you, how to fix speed runs, games you love but wish you didn't, motion smoothing, why hippos hate humans, and a restaurant where all the glasses are the same size but if you order a large it gets poured out of a 55 gallon drum and if you order a small it gets filled with an eye dropper.
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72. Gaseous Iron And The Hot Jupiters
March 8th, 2021 | 52 mins 53 secs
ben, michelle
Lords: Ben and Michelle. We discuss the Dora the Explorer movie, landing a rover on mars, scratch-off Donkey Kong, coffee maker recipes, and exoplanets.
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71. There's No Chicken Nine Because Chicken Six Seven Ate Nine
March 1st, 2021 | 1 hr 7 mins
elena, quil
Lords: Elena and Quil. We discuss being compelled to sing along, being the only person at a concert, a spirograph for your butt, legacy board games, weird sleeping apparatodes, and the logistics of delivering live frogs.
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70. The Cow Tools Experience
February 22nd, 2021 | 57 mins 21 secs
james, jesse
Lords: James and Jesse. We discuss where Nazi war criminals live, What's Michael?, the other cartoon fat cat, the patent for Tapper, consuming twice your body weight in a day, realizing pop cans are 355 mL because that's 12 US fluid ounces, and macaroni and cheese around the world.
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69. Wave-Cat Duality
February 15th, 2021 | 1 hr 5 mins
hallie, jenni
Lords this week: Hallie and Jenni. We discuss tarot readings using meme templates, jellicle cats and the heaviside layer, Disney characters attending your funeral, lemonade candy, moose licking your car, jokes as motivation to learn, and unkomario and kintamario.
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68. Unprotected Left In A Hard Vacuum
February 8th, 2021 | 1 hr 4 mins
derek, mara
Lords: Mara and Derek. We discuss sparing children from our own nostalgia, working libraries of famous people getting acquired by institutions, flouting the toilet mimics, toddler sense of humor, and toddlers who are incredible at video games.
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67. Immersion Blended Lasagna
February 1st, 2021 | 1 hr 8 mins
nathan, tim
Lords: Nathan and Tim. We discuss easy modes, art that depresses or scares us, solving unsolvable problems in multiplayer, youtube videos all having the same sound effects, playing games with your kids, sports that would be more interesting in low gravity, and vegan commune disaster stories.
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66. There's No One Way To Suck Glass
January 25th, 2021 | 58 mins 59 secs
kev, nelson
Lords: Xalavier Nelson, Jr. and Kev. Topics: professional wrestling, stealing the declaration of independence to save Nicolas Cage's life, Atari 2600 Adventure's effectiveness as a port of Crowther and Woods Adventure, that time everyone in America didn't win a free taco, non-violent communication, when something is so big that you're no longer impressed, and sucking a glass onto your face.
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65. Love In The Time Of Beavis And Butthead
January 18th, 2021 | 1 hr 3 mins
april, johnb
Lords: April and John. Topics: woodworking, mentors and mentorship in general, Advent calendar dice, RAX and Mr. Delicious, and having to poop when entering a bookstore.
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64. Going Out For Tacos In Germany
January 11th, 2021 | 1 hr 7 mins
jay, john
Lords: John and Jay. Topics: caring more about news about a thing than the thing itself, saying funny lines from movies, the Terminator 2 soundtrack and the Fairlight CMI 3, the diminishing returns of each console generation, and delicious things we've made recently.
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63. How To Travel With A Dishwasher Salmon
January 4th, 2021 | 1 hr 5 mins
cornell, mitch
Lords: Mitch and Chris. Topics: Hades, turning "literally" pedantry back on itself, gasoline toast, mismatched timelines, how The Game (mind game) is not very well designed, and the worst letters of the alphabet.
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62. A Real Egg Hobbyist
December 28th, 2020 | 1 hr 5 mins
mark, shirley
Lords: Mark and Shirley. We discuss the trend of positive media, our favorite magic paradigm, why there isn't more Space Wizard fiction, transitioning from being able to cook a dish to being able to cook a meal, yearbooks, and parenting advice.
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61. NHS Surveillance Elves
December 21st, 2020 | 1 hr 5 mins
alex, shannon
Lords: Alex and Shannon. We discuss: Youtube channels we like, using ice witch powers for good, why fish have up and down, video games with "lord" in the name, lying to kids about Santa, and building things in the snow.
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60. Pachinko Lava Lamp
December 14th, 2020 | 1 hr 5 mins
chall, james
Lords this week: Chris and James. We discuss too-small microwaves, fantasy consoles, recreating pinball in software, the trade-off between customer satisfaction and worker safety, recommending music when you never listen to music recommendations yourself, and relearning how to run.