Episode Archive

305 episodes of Topic Lords since the first episode, which aired on October 28th, 2019.

  • 305. Phlegmletting

    August 25th, 2025  |  1 hr 16 mins
    abby, sid

    Lords: Abby and Sid. We discuss reading the diabetes manual, saying vegetables instead of cussin', Winston punching his tooth out, If I Ran the Circus (excerpt) by Dr. Seuss, and reminding yourself of all the PS2 games you hated.

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    304. Turn On The MacLachlan

    August 18th, 2025  |  1 hr 7 mins
    brandon, tentmode

    Lords: Andrew and Brandon. We discuss high school pep band bangers, why some actors can't carry a b-movie but others can, what do these white rings on the Microbrute mean?, Medley by Louis Phillips, and things you can eat in your garden that you might not expect

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    303. A System Of People Doing Stuff And Being Weirdos

    August 11th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins
    jp, styger

    Lords: JP and Styger. We discuss the nature of Mario vs. Super Mario, Hot Defensive Bee Ball, solving all 25 million 5x5 nonograms, Poem Seen in a Motel Fan by Alberto Blanco, werecreature logistics, and The Ball is Back.

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    302. Frog Fractions 2 OST 2: Still Croakin'

    August 4th, 2025  |  1 hr 22 mins
    kory, ryan

    Lords: Kory and Ryan. We discuss incorrect facts they teach you in school, remaking your game yet again, accidentally finding a cat on vacation, and Being Boring by Wendy Cope.

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    301. For Those Who Are Glucose Curious

    July 28th, 2025  |  56 mins 46 secs
    chall, wacy

    Lords: Wacy and Chris. We discuss the mysterious BART smell between 12th st. Oakland and West Oakland, glucose monitors, Minecraft, and The Earth Wants You.

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    300. Dave's Kid Doesn't Know How To Spit

    July 21st, 2025  |  1 hr 7 mins
    jenni, tyriq

    Lords: Jenni and Tyriq. We discuss internal monologue soundboards, whether it sucks that Ash wants to be the very best, the different ways people play games, friendship as a skill, and which element is best for bending?

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    299. Skin Fortress With Armed Idiot

    July 14th, 2025  |  1 hr 3 mins
    jenni, robb

    Lords: Jenni and Robb. We discuss multiple people responding with the same mystifying emoji, role-playing with a four year old about stealing Toxic Waste candy and lying to the cops about it, choosing to not rent a Playstation, Hints by Atari Games, and getting an Osia 2 bone-anchored hearing aid.

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    298. Rawdogging Life

    July 7th, 2025  |  1 hr 23 mins
    mark, shirley

    Lords: Mark and Shirley. We discuss Music League, shaping the head like a Japanese watermelon, Kugelmugel, Welcome to Holland by Emily Perl Kingsley, and using drugs in 2025

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    297. Grimace Exploded, Covering 70,000 People

    June 30th, 2025  |  1 hr 3 secs
    erica, judy

    Lords: Erica and Judy. We discuss the Pantone college experience, why everyone with superpowers is a crime fighter or a criminal, metal utensils, Grand Avenue by Ron Koertge, and spicy toothpaste

  • 296. Do You Know About The Sun?

    June 23rd, 2025  |  1 hr 20 mins
    esper, john

    Lords: John and Esper. We discuss Chess the Musical, live television as the most exciting thing humans have invented, Blaseball's multi million dollar VC funding, Pad, Pad by Stevie Smith, RSS for text, and officiating weddings for your friends.

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    295. Fantasy Malware

    June 16th, 2025  |  1 hr 4 mins
    kittenmaster, pancelor

    Lords: Andrew and Andrew. We discuss finally making a 3D game after using only PICO-8 for 10 years, PICO-8 screen carts, Picotron viruses, and Quest by kittenmaster.

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    294. Click On This Ad To Save This Child

    June 9th, 2025  |  1 hr 15 secs
    alex, shannon

    Lords: Alex and Shannon. We discuss the rapid proliferation of identical mobile games, randomly generated time traveler loadout, turning your body into 3D printer filament after you die, and Girls Only Want One Thing, by Isabel Correra

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    293. Pasting The Sickos Face Back And Forth Forever

    June 2nd, 2025  |  1 hr 9 mins
    kory, tentmode

    Lords: Kory and Andy. We discuss whim-based coding, making friends on the internet, the oscilloscope demo, Peripheriques Like Halos by Robert Montgomery, enhancing a party with a bespoke bar menu, and creating a threatening windows batch file and leaving it on the desktop to frighten an application into not crashing

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    292. A Dewey Decimal System, But For Libraries

    May 26th, 2025  |  1 hr 4 mins
    chall, xander

    Lords: Alexander and Chall. We discuss having an address after not having an address, slopsquatting, book curses, This Boke ys Myne by Eleanor Worcester, the David Lynch random number generator, and game designers going into public policy.

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    291. Nair and Nnail: Keratin Erasers

    May 19th, 2025  |  1 hr 8 mins
    apepers, evan

    Lords: Alexei, Evan. We discuss silt clouds and underwater visibility as a game mechanic, the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid and the utility calculations of weird buildings, what happens when your Firefox root certificate expires?, and The Ailing Mirror-Smith.

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    290. Forever Games Are Just Rude

    May 12th, 2025  |  1 hr 2 mins
    droqen, lena

    Lords: Lena and Droqen. We discuss killing gameplay, the thrill of firefighting on live service games, and how to stop, and It was D and K who Showed me the Way.