Episode Archive

269 episodes of Topic Lords since the first episode, which aired on October 28th, 2019.

  • 93. A Medical Advice Podcast

    August 2nd, 2021  |  1 hr 1 min
    april, mara

    Lords: Mara and April. We discuss Frog and Toad core, what we would do with a bonus room in your house, saving a cat before realizing you saved the cat, pleasing the interstellar community of sapient intelligences, how to teach children to hate ads without hating all knowledge, Murder She Wrote, and asafoetida powder.

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    92. Tomb Of The Spider-Men

    July 26th, 2021  |  1 hr 1 sec
    abby, johnb

    Lords this week: Abby and John B. We discuss the 1998 Tips & Tricks Magazine Video Game Codebook, Grease 2 and the 60s Superman musical, Tower of Druaga, and Cibo Matto - Sugar Water.

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    91. Careening Towards The Poop Dreads Barrier

    July 19th, 2021  |  57 mins 33 secs
    nelson, tom

    Lords: Xalavier and Tom. We discuss novelty shaped CDs, the Steve Jackson RPG you called on the phone, Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul, how to end the Sonic franchise, double-sided pizza, and poop dreads.

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    90. That's My Glass Petard!

    July 12th, 2021  |  1 hr 13 mins
    jenni, kole

    Lords: Jenni and Kole. We discuss whether you should stop animal thieves, Americans finding out about Eurovision, the video game adaptation of the Blade Runner soundtrack, I Did It, your kid adopting Sonic the Hedgehog's attitudey idle animation, how to fix every plot hole in every work, and the "I won't eat the cheese" joke.

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    89. Pope Hat Guy Covers You With A Towel

    July 5th, 2021  |  1 hr 6 mins
    chall, shorts

    Lords: Nathan and Chris. We discuss whether to start your whodunit with a spoiler, strange things that come with apartments, Monster Island, No Tengo Dinero, and procrastination techniques.

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    88. The Horned Lizard's Final Defense

    June 28th, 2021  |  1 hr 12 mins
    ryan, tyriq

    Lords: Tyriq and Ryan. We discuss whether animals know things and how to find out, invisibility's place on the superpower totem pole, fixing concert videos where the audience claps on 1 and 3, Toxic by Britney Spears, and replacing your least favorite mundane tool or technology.

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    87. Fraudl With An Umlaut

    June 21st, 2021  |  52 mins 56 secs
    chrism, sam

    Lords: Sam and Chris. We discuss our inability to think about space-time, non-transitive dice, the court ruling that X-Men aren't human, learning English by talking about diarrhea, and figuring out how to talk to neurotypical people.

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    86. Dad Boy Prime And The Shadow of Grung

    June 14th, 2021  |  1 hr 1 min
    brayton, gary

    Lords: Gary and Brayton. We discuss the Spirit Halloween Youtube channel, drugs we don't want to try, a list of people's favorite mugs, Devo - Theme from Doctor Detroit, undocumented game mechanics, and undead goals.

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    85. Corsets For Snakes

    June 7th, 2021  |  1 hr 9 mins
    alex, shannon

    Lords: Alex and Shannon. We discuss playing escape rooms remotely, the best and worst parts of camping, shutting off the PC speaker as a service, Call Me By Your Name, and whether "The Birds" is the first genre zombie film.

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    84. Whirling Away Into The Unhearable

    May 31st, 2021  |  1 hr 6 mins
    erica, micah

    Lords: Erica, Micah. We discuss hidden object games, redesigning the human body, excusing yourself, Beastie Boys - Sabotage, Ryan Reynolds and the Deadpool Cinematic Universe, and watching Shakespeare.

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    83. The Wide World Of Pores

    May 24th, 2021  |  1 hr 1 min
    avery, stevie

    Lords: Stevie and Avery. We discuss fish milk, boats, Angle Grinder Man, the Safety Dance, music generated by food, and the sad Greek tragedy of Ron and Leo Gallagher.

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    82. Breadless French Toast a la Dig Dug

    May 17th, 2021  |  59 mins 29 secs
    cornell, hallie

    Lords: Chris and Hallie. We discuss Sylveon, savory French toast, briefcases, Detective Pikachu, and the ethics of making a robot daughter.

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    81. The Pianist-Oboist War

    May 10th, 2021  |  50 mins 1 sec
    amanda, xander

    Lords: Alexander and Amanda. We discuss sci-fi stories that are just reskins of stuff that already happens, ancient bitcoin, that time Wienerschnitzel actually served schnitzel, first encountering a song through parody, and bad habits that adventure games teach you.

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    80. Xenogears Disc 3 For Smash

    May 3rd, 2021  |  1 hr 4 mins
    jp, styger

    Lords: Styger and JP. We discuss food as fan fiction, the most unexpected CD to be launched from the face of the Cenobite from Hellraiser 3 that launches CDs out of his face, mandolin slicers, Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr., the oldest food you've eaten, why pigeons love nacho cheese, and a list of every move in every Mario game.

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    79. Loose Meat Krispie Treats

    April 26th, 2021  |  1 hr 16 mins
    diener, john

    Lords: John and Alex. We discuss Blaseball: the Musical, keeping the spirit of invention alive, mixing things into ground turkey, As Slow As Possible, existing outside the school system, and the experience of getting glasses.

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    78. Uvula Hadouken

    April 19th, 2021  |  1 hr 3 mins
    april, brendon, laura

    Lords: Laura and Brendon and special guest April. Topics: Home Depot Battle Royale, improving teeth, workshopping a joke about a cat's name, Chickens turn into crocodiles, how to fix queueing in Westworld, and your new pandemic skills.