137. Burying The Machete (So Nobody Can Open The Coconuts)

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Lords:

• John
  • https://twitter.com/robohunkx
  • https://twitter.com/AshbyBrewery/
• April
  • https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardenstitchery/

Topics:

• Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 because I miss hiking in California
• Embroidery
• Jokes that three year olds tell
• Moondrop's Tale
  • https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q6h1_gLGH7hDy3uhWpLtqapbpRqVFkawAbQ1ywVEu4E/edit
  • Skeleton Jelly: https://imgur.com/lbIoX
• Survivor
  • https://survivingtribal.com/2017/08/04/survivor-flashback-friday-survivor-gabon-gif-end-gifs/
• Excluding certain topics from my Twitter recommendations has never been harder (and also: trying to understand why Russell Crowe keeps showing up in the "suggested posts" of the AshbyBrewery account)

Microtopics:

• Return of the Beast Lord.
• Whether the Beast Lord fucks around.
• The Beets Lord.
• Hearing clapping and encouragement and assuming it's for you.
• Being a tourist in a video game.
• Riding a quad bike up Mt. Chiliad.
• Getting past the first mission where you need to do violence to a lot of people so you can peacefully explore Los Santos.
• Driving down the highway at night and taking a random turnoff into the wilderness and going on a hike in the moonlight.
• The Grand Theft Auto V Not Hurting Anybody Challenge.
• Taking a self-guided tour of the Bay Area in Watch Dogs 2.
• A Short Hike mod for GTA V.
• A needle art or craft.
• Art vs. Craft.
• What is the Citizen Kane of needlepoint? When will we see the first needle that can make you cry?
• A piece of physical media that you look at.
• Physically doing the thing to make it look like the image you have in your head.
• An art form that has been around for as long as thread.
• The joy of buying art supplies.
• The anxiety relief of various stitches.
• A boy who contains multitudes.
• Getting dad a sidewalk for his birthday.
• Cross-stitch route planning.
• Marking notable locations in red.
• The only way out. (Through.)
• A three year old who wants to do something but delays as much as he can anyway.
• A three year old who is just like adults except with way less impulse control.
• A work in frogress.
• The tale of druid Moondrop Honeysuckle.
• A disembodied voice telling you to call it "granny."
• The ancient place beyond the dead star in the Ultraviolet City.
• Going into a random bar and hearing a poem about your mom.
• Granny the Mind Flayer.
• Falling sideways through reality and having to fight the big boss.
• Recording season 42 of Survivor over Zoom.
• The evolution of Survivor meta.
• Finding a clue in the crook of a tree.
• Throwing the flint into the ocean.
• The gif of the two women gasping and the dude behind them smiling.
• The Ashby Brewery Twitter account.
• Why the algorithm thinks you care about Ratchet and Clank.
• How to make Twitter livable on PC vs. on your phone.
• The work every internet user puts into not being shown the stuff they don't want to see.
• Mark Zuckerberg pointing at his mugger and shouting "See less of this! I'd like to see less of this!"
• Eating the rich and having to worry about biomagnification.
• Mr. Beer.
• The Ashby Brewery and Video Game Studio.
• All the Brews That's Fit to Print.
• The Ashby Brewery and Video Game Studio quarterly brewsletter.
• Being the bee man.
• Not using Twitter in a while and Twitter emails you about what Russell Crowe is doing lately.
• Extensively DMing Russell Crowe and then blocking Russell Crowe and then forgetting that either thing happened.
• Why they call him John Mystery.