134. A Bad Case Of Footmouse

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Topics:

• "World's greatest author Chuck Tingle"
• Way of making moving easier, collective tips?
  • https://overmental.com/content/the-beautiful-zelda-artwork-of-katsuya-terada-7898
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DataHand
• Melatonin parenting decisions
• http://false-panels.com/fjf/

Microtopics:

• Rabbit nose speeds.
• A stranger from Australia handing you a twenty dollar bill.
• Lining a trench coat with Steam keys.
• How to make Elden Ring feel like a video game rather than a slog.
• An incredible variety of fantastical biomes filled with body horror monstrosities that are inexplicably bad at killing you.
• Playing Elden Ring with passive enemies
• Big columns with massively muscular horsemen.
• Sheep curling up into a wheel and rolling away.
• Fostering a different sense of what accomplishment means.
• Ramps interweaving the stairway.
• Going into a spooky house and the house is like "why would you come in here? Can't you see I'm haunted"
• Going into a spooky house in hopes of seeing bespoke content.
• An author of real books that people think are memes.
• A tornado that has a butthole because it must've picked it up with all the other debris.
• Lesbian candy corn.
• High-functioning chocoholics.
• Having sex with the State of California and reading the list of things that the State of California has found to cause cancer.
• Making a career out of exploring the weird connections in your own mind.
• Writing to Chuck Tingle to ask for more details about the 747's genitalia.
• Moving house and then moving house again immediately, to save yourself a packing/unpacking cycle.
• Having many shamefully confusing objects and making the movers wear blindfolds.
• Making your friends wear blindfolds and rely on LIDAR when they come into your house.
• Putting all your vacation souvenirs in storage and going to your storage unit when you want to remember your vacation.
• Three drawers of cables organized into power cables, USB cables and audio cables, all neatly constrained with velcro.
• Giving your rabbit decoy cables to chew on so that the important cables remain safe.
• Throwing away 70% of your stuff.
• Whether it's a lie if you have books on your shelf that you haven't read yet.
• Apocryphal John Waters quotes.
• Having an outfit for hacktivism.
• Mounting the spines of books you've read above your hearth.
• Data Hands.
• A keyboard that doesn't work in direct sunlight.
• Foot Mouse and the Data Hands.
• Staring into the abyss, wiggling your fingers.
• Underwear computing.
• Late-onset melatonin generation.
• How to deal when everybody in the family gets sick at once.
• An island made of bureaucracy.
• The fax machine in your underwear computer.
• How to pronounce "James" according to Jim's facebook profile.
• Armchairing a request for poetry in the rudest way possible.
• Streets that duel like coarse teeth.
• The matted thing that leaves its woman without the duck.
• Hooking your poetry generator up to a receipt printer so people can print a new poem on demand.
• Writing a poem and finding out what you meant later.
• Soup repair.
• A man who is nice on British TV but angry on American TV.
• Old Enough!
• An extremely relatable two year old.
• Being tasked with juicing some oranges and spending the next hour chasing the dog.