About the show

Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.

Episodes

  • 89. Pope Hat Guy Covers You With A Towel

    July 5th, 2021  |  1 hr 6 mins
    chall, shorts

    Lords: Nathan and Chris. We discuss whether to start your whodunit with a spoiler, strange things that come with apartments, Monster Island, No Tengo Dinero, and procrastination techniques.

  • 88. The Horned Lizard's Final Defense

    June 28th, 2021  |  1 hr 12 mins
    ryan, tyriq

    Lords: Tyriq and Ryan. We discuss whether animals know things and how to find out, invisibility's place on the superpower totem pole, fixing concert videos where the audience claps on 1 and 3, Toxic by Britney Spears, and replacing your least favorite mundane tool or technology.

  • 87. Fraudl With An Umlaut

    June 21st, 2021  |  52 mins 56 secs
    chrism, sam

    Lords: Sam and Chris. We discuss our inability to think about space-time, non-transitive dice, the court ruling that X-Men aren't human, learning English by talking about diarrhea, and figuring out how to talk to neurotypical people.

  • 86. Dad Boy Prime And The Shadow of Grung

    June 14th, 2021  |  1 hr 1 min
    brayton, gary

    Lords: Gary and Brayton. We discuss the Spirit Halloween Youtube channel, drugs we don't want to try, a list of people's favorite mugs, Devo - Theme from Doctor Detroit, undocumented game mechanics, and undead goals.

  • 85. Corsets For Snakes

    June 7th, 2021  |  1 hr 9 mins
    alex, shannon

    Lords: Alex and Shannon. We discuss playing escape rooms remotely, the best and worst parts of camping, shutting off the PC speaker as a service, Call Me By Your Name, and whether "The Birds" is the first genre zombie film.

  • 84. Whirling Away Into The Unhearable

    May 31st, 2021  |  1 hr 6 mins
    erica, micah

    Lords: Erica, Micah. We discuss hidden object games, redesigning the human body, excusing yourself, Beastie Boys - Sabotage, Ryan Reynolds and the Deadpool Cinematic Universe, and watching Shakespeare.

  • 83. The Wide World Of Pores

    May 24th, 2021  |  1 hr 1 min
    avery, stevie

    Lords: Stevie and Avery. We discuss fish milk, boats, Angle Grinder Man, the Safety Dance, music generated by food, and the sad Greek tragedy of Ron and Leo Gallagher.

  • 82. Breadless French Toast a la Dig Dug

    May 17th, 2021  |  59 mins 29 secs
    cornell, hallie

    Lords: Chris and Hallie. We discuss Sylveon, savory French toast, briefcases, Detective Pikachu, and the ethics of making a robot daughter.

  • 81. The Pianist-Oboist War

    May 10th, 2021  |  50 mins 1 sec
    amanda, xander

    Lords: Alexander and Amanda. We discuss sci-fi stories that are just reskins of stuff that already happens, ancient bitcoin, that time Wienerschnitzel actually served schnitzel, first encountering a song through parody, and bad habits that adventure games teach you.

  • 80. Xenogears Disc 3 For Smash

    May 3rd, 2021  |  1 hr 4 mins
    jp, styger

    Lords: Styger and JP. We discuss food as fan fiction, the most unexpected CD to be launched from the face of the Cenobite from Hellraiser 3 that launches CDs out of his face, mandolin slicers, Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr., the oldest food you've eaten, why pigeons love nacho cheese, and a list of every move in every Mario game.

  • 79. Loose Meat Krispie Treats

    April 26th, 2021  |  1 hr 16 mins
    diener, john

    Lords: John and Alex. We discuss Blaseball: the Musical, keeping the spirit of invention alive, mixing things into ground turkey, As Slow As Possible, existing outside the school system, and the experience of getting glasses.

  • 78. Uvula Hadouken

    April 19th, 2021  |  1 hr 3 mins
    april, brendon, laura

    Lords: Laura and Brendon and special guest April. Topics: Home Depot Battle Royale, improving teeth, workshopping a joke about a cat's name, Chickens turn into crocodiles, how to fix queueing in Westworld, and your new pandemic skills.

  • 77. A Vocal Quirk Of Your Mind (For Other People)

    April 12th, 2021  |  1 hr 8 mins
    chall, tyriq

    Lords: Tyriq, Chris. We discuss revisiting Game Maker, our anime/JRPG vocal quirks, electric showers, the music video for "Someday" by Weval, and UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage Lists.

  • 76. The Validity Of Converting Songs To Buildings

    April 5th, 2021  |  1 hr 12 mins
    aaron, maxx

    Lords: Maxx and Aaron. We discuss emotionally correct magic logic, our favorite captchas, AI-remastered Rick Astley, Kegel-based video games, and responsible creativity.

  • 75. Just Yawn It Out, Brah

    March 29th, 2021  |  1 hr 9 mins
    alicia, ryan

    Lords: Ryan and Alicia. We discuss throw pillows, why yawning is considered a sign of boredom, art packs/music disks, trying to play every CRPG in chronological order, and whether listening to an audio book is "reading."

  • 74. The Beef Bar

    March 22nd, 2021  |  1 hr 2 mins
    avery, stevie

    Lords: Avery and Stevie. We discuss bad public art, the purpose of t-rex arms, Doom 1.0's proto-VR mode, and philosophical questions and concepts you independently discovered as a child regardless of how well-equipped you may or may not have been to explore them in depth.