115. Intrusive Thought Simulator

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Topics:

• Learning something by doing, so you don't understand the theory behind it
• The lonely realization that most people don't really care that much about the things that make you unique (not depressing) (I promise)
• Shrek got a ten minute standing ovation at Cannes in 2001.
• The Jabberwocky
  • https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42916/jabberwocky
• Cursed connectors and adapters
• Vacationing alone is extremely efficient
• Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name

Microtopics:

• A name that has nothing to do with wrestling.
• Upturned Table.
• Topic hunger.
• Hearing something and playing it back.
• The particular rat-a-tat of that ratio.
• The difficulty of making art compelling and simple at the same time.
• In C.
• A proc-gen song that is different every time you hear it but you have to pick just version to put on the record.
• Meeting a group of people who all learned a skill in a certain context and being unable to convince them that you also have the skill but you learned it in a different context.
• Not wanting to tell your family that you are trans because they would be very interested.
• The dream of owning a board and card game store.
• Trying to convince an extremely modest person to tell you something interesting about themselves.
• Doing an interesting thing but not making a mental note to tell your friends about it because you never learned to tell stories.
• A guy whose family fled a corrupt governmental regime being surprised that you think that's interesting, because he knows hundreds of people who lived under a corrupt governmental regime.
• Discovering a viable competitor to Disney.
• Devaluing the Cannes Standing Ovation.
• The Sarcastic Standing Ovation.
• Shepard Tones.
• How many people you need to pay to stand and clap to extend a standing ovation indefinitely.
• Being the one guy who is yelling at everyone to stop applauding.
• Moving the last scene to after the credits roll so that people have to find out who the key grip is to see the whole story.
• Reading a game credits list on MobyGames and giving a standing ovation at the end.
• Vorpal, manxome, uffish, frabjous and other words that didn't exist at one point but now do.
• Understanding the rhythm of language even if the words don't make sense.
• Alice Liddel.
• A faithful musical TV adaptation of the entire Alice in Wonderland series.
• An adapter from pneumatic air to stereo XLR.
• Speakers and microphones as adapters between air pressure and electrical signal.
• Using a microphone as a speaker and a speaker as a microphone.
• The downsides of USB-C.
• A sticker with induction coils on it.
• Counting the pins on a Famicom cartridge.
• How you're supposed to blow into cartridges differently in the United States and in Japan.
• Breathing into your NES cartridge to apply a layer of condensation to the pins and improve connectivity.
• Dry vs. wet exhale.
• Bagpipe to stereo XLR connectors.
• A vacation where you go exactly where you want when you want and never need to form a consensus.
• The kind of AAA vacation that a 4000 person team of Ubisoft employees would go on.
• Spending most of your vacation listening to podcasts in your hotel room.
• Going on a vacation in order to scout out potential locations for future vacations.
• Walking into a book store and going to the zine section and downloading some bespoke local podcasts.
• Asking the concierge at the hotel what podcasts are good to listen to around here, and they suggest This American Life and Radiolab.
• A cloud of scenarios that you can choose to interact with.
• Whether the Last Constable is really last or whether she's just called that.
• Paying for a second candle.
• Waking up in the middle of the night to spend the turns you've accumulated so they don't go to waste.
• Sailing the Unterzee in a majestic pleasure yacht.
• Dreaming about going north.
• Breaking into a dentist's office to steak the jar of teeth from the cupboard in the back.
• Building up your Obscurity to endgame levels.
• Knowing that to solve the mystery you'll need to destroy yourself, and choosing to do it anyway.
• Playing the game to get to the text that you're trying to read.
• The grindiest content in the game.
• Selling your soul to devils and then realizing that you need to get it back so you can destroy it yourself.
• Hammering on the button until it tells you where to go.
• Whether anyone knows the plot of World of Warcraft.
• A great place to discuss topics with people who might become your friends.