About the show

Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.

Episodes

  • 194. How Good It Was, To Have A Toe

    July 10th, 2023  |  1 hr 19 mins
    danny, dwaley

    Lords: Danny and Danny. We discuss redundancy of song lyrics, renaming perfect fourths and fifths, Mark Salud's "Forever in Summer," Upon Julia's Clothes, Oh yes, celebrity deaths getting out of control, and ZZT achievements.

  • 193. Pull Down Your Murphy Toilet

    July 3rd, 2023  |  58 mins 13 secs
    elena, quil

    Lords: Elena and Quil. We discuss Human Pudding, and why popular media can't depict bad art, only bad taste, getting a van, corporate art, and Lamentation Upon Surveying the Destruction of a Battlefield by Everett Patterson.

  • 192. The Prime Number Shitting Bear

    June 26th, 2023  |  1 hr 6 mins
    charlie, chkf

    Lords: CisHetKayfaber and Charlie. We discuss umbrellas, siphons, and other physical things that seem like hacky bullshit but actually work,
    articulating the shape of your internal cause-and-effect network and applying it as a learning superpower, archipelago.gg, and why a skill is less valued the more we love it

  • 191. Carbonated Cream Of Mushroom Latte

    June 19th, 2023  |  1 hr 3 mins
    chall, wacy

    Lords: Chris and Wacy. We discuss crafting little guys, negotiating how to play Zelda together, cream of mushroom latte, ChatGPT's poem about Zelda, and climbing real rocks.

  • 190. The Linguistic Eggplant-Dick Collapse

    June 12th, 2023  |  56 mins 11 secs
    hallie, tyriq

    Lords: Tyriq and Hallie. We discuss clues for secrets nearby, kids on TV hating leftovers, smartphone sales declining 11% in 2022 while sales of flip phones double, The Road Not Taken, what will emoji look like in 100 years?, and a conspiracy regarding the shape of hand-held supermarket baskets.

  • 189. If You Don't Know Who Your Wario Is, You're The Wario

    June 5th, 2023  |  55 mins 44 secs
  • 188. An Extremely Gendered Sniper Rifle

    May 29th, 2023  |  57 mins 47 secs
    erica, maxx

    Lords: Maxx and Erica. We discuss zines and jam games, birding in the pandemic, itinerant filmmakers, and "Meditation on Capitalism."

  • 187. The Second-Best Whale Playground In Emeryville

    May 22nd, 2023  |  1 hr 8 mins
    cort, stephan

    Lords: Cort and Stephan. We discuss asymmetrical USB-C cables, playground improvement over the last decade, bedtime guitar, Where the Wild Things Are, classic game hardware as a kind of virtual console, and constructing a computing environment as a nested series of cages for a child to escape

  • 186. ADHD Shame Graveyard Of Browser Tabs

    May 15th, 2023  |  59 mins 54 secs
    benwilson, tim

    Lords: Tim and Ben. We discuss Thursday Night, finding your favorite music, never shipping a game and just playtesting forever, Fine Feather, having lots of browser tabs open, and secrets in Super Mario World

  • 185. 2000-Year-Old Head, Again??

    May 8th, 2023  |  1 hr 33 secs
    dannyb, kim

    Lords: Danny and Kim. We discuss Animorphs, Danny's tech support needs, Youtube channels that summarize movies like Cliff's Notes, CatGPT, M3gan/technology horror movies, and not getting points in Super Mario World

  • 184. Times New Orange

    May 1st, 2023  |  1 hr 3 mins
    alexicographic, andrew

    Lords: Alexicographic and Andrew. We discuss what 3 foods are pairwise good but bad all together, talking loudly during movie trailers as an act of anticapitalist subversion, the truth about Moon Mode, The Orange by Wendy Cope, learning Italian from a cartoon dog, being able to identify McElroy fans by how they complement my woodworking, and List of Video Games Considered Artistic

  • 183. The Radioactive Scone Problem

    April 24th, 2023  |  1 hr 1 min
    john, quil

    Lords: John and Quil. We discuss playing a Zelda game before it's spoiled on the internet, RCA's implementation of color TV, the guy next to Jim on BART, 1961 by Robert Lowell, and every civilization independently inventing dumplings.

  • 182. Baby Baby Mario

    April 17th, 2023  |  1 hr 2 mins
    chris, jenni

    Lords: Jenni and Chris. We discuss sleepovers and latchkey kids, the movie adaptation of Jurassic Park 2, the VR episode of Nowhere Man, the space battle over Nuremberg in 1561, &c.

  • 181. My Own Personal Kennedy Assassination

    April 10th, 2023  |  1 hr 4 mins
    avery, tyriq

    Lords: Avery and Tyriq. We discuss Adam the Giant, Heathcliff, novelty metal covers about Truly Scrumptious / Doll on a Music Box, and The Phone Call by James Tate.

  • 180. We Are All Stardust Poop

    April 3rd, 2023  |  1 hr 1 sec
    adam, ichiro

    Lords: Ichiro and Adam. We discuss leaning to animate by watching cartoons, Totally Human Rapper, Frog Fractions banned from AGDQ, "Frog Fractions" by Totally Human Rapper, and Tiny Mass Games small games cycle.

  • 179. Get Bad

    March 27th, 2023  |  1 hr 3 mins
    alex, shannon

    Lords: Alex and Shannon. We discuss reading music badly, guessing the animal from bad old-timey description, how to pronounce "MacPaint," a poem in the options of a Tumblr poll, and airport teleportation.