215. Taffy Arbitrage Tips

Lords:

• Ben
• JohnB

Topics:

• Game & Watch Gallery
• Halloween's never on the weekend, so I made Novemberween
• Square mattresses
• Eight Line Poem
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVqNJKQiPCA
  • https://genius.com/3143344
• The most entertaining bit of the new Spider-Man 2 game has been sitting on a bench

Microtopics:

• Fellow Traveler.
• Citizen Sleeper: at least one person's game of the year.
• State fair taffy.
• Where to find seasonal taffy bargains.
• Terrifying taffy flavors.
• Single game LCD handhelds.
• Gunplay Yokoi.
• Withered technology.
• The RC car that can only turn left because right was cut for scope.
• Games where things are bouncing across the screen.
• Tiger Electronics Double Dragon.
• The earliest, most boring Game and Watch game.
• A fun clock that's fun to watch.
• Putting your face as the juggler in Ball for the Game Boy Camera.
• What they did before d-pads.
• A Print the Legend situation.
• Mario Bros II for the Commodore 64.
• Porting Game and Watch games to card stock.
• Releasing a floppy disk reader for the Game Boy Advance in 2023.
• Mario's Bombs Away, in Panorama Vision.
• Moving slower the more gold you're carrying.
• Toad walking across a bunch of seagulls.
• Trying to get 16 player Faceball up and running.
• The Burger King vs. Hungry Jack's era.
• The Lost Lost Levels.
• The most polite pumpkin head person you've ever met.
• Inventing a new Halloween that happens the first weekend after Halloween so you can get candy at a discount.
• Implicating the viewers in your terrible horror movie marathon.
• Terrifying cakes with spooky words on them like "mortgage"
• Tammy and the T-Rex.
• A spooky guy in a helmet who races people in his car (and kills them)
• Putting pieces of Stonehenge into circuitry to make children's faces turn into bugs.
• A movie about a cat that vomits up another cat.
• A very spooky four dollar pumpkin man.
• Neglecting upkeep on your house for thirty years to celebrate Halloween.
• Novemberween every Sunday.
• How to celebrate Labor Day.
• Rotating a square mattress 90 degrees.
• Going into the mattress store and unrolling the amount of mattress you want from the spool and getting it cut to order.
• Alternate reality How It's Made videos.
• The Manchester Department.
• Super Passive Aggressive Xenomorph Roommate Irritation Simulator.
• Rolling the dice to determine which side of the cube mattress you're sleeping on tonight.
• Rotating the tires on your racecar bed.
• Asking the cat for poem opinions.
• Sometimes the sun is just the sun. (Not this time though – it's David Bowie.)
• Plugs within plugs.
• All the different games named "Spider-Man 2"
• Using your Spider Radar to track down the next objective.
• A video game where you go on a holiday to Greece and stab a bunch of people.
• The distressing absence of Mario Odyssey 2.
• Finally, a Super Mario game you can finish without hating yourself.
• A grown-up with adult things to do, like cooking bacon and receiving mail.
• The Trophy Seller in Nier Automata.
• Kosmology Hungry Jack.