Episode Archive
264 episodes of Topic Lords since the first episode, which aired on October 28th, 2019.
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200. My Banana Has Bones
August 21st, 2023 | 1 hr 7 mins
jenni, tyriq
Lords: Jenni and Tyriq. We discuss King Leonardo and His Short Subjects, Nervous Subject, Subject Zero, On the Subject of Poetry By W. S. Merwin, royal subjects, and Subject 13.
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199. The Hum Of The Universe Sounded Like A Bug Zapper
August 14th, 2023 | 1 hr 17 mins
april, ryan
Lords: April and Ryan. We discuss puzzle games you don't understand, rotating food by 90 degrees before eating it, The Shaggs, Instructions for Traveling West, and songs where we ignore how weird they are because they're famous already.
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198. I'm Not Leaving Until Someone Sequences This Cup Of Spit
August 7th, 2023 | 1 hr 4 mins
avery, maxx
Lords: Maxx and Avery. We discuss change ringing, the differences between American and Japanese robotics teams, the internet rug, Look What We Found in the Park in the Dark, and grandma giving you a world's best grandma mug.
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197. It's No Moist Shit, But I'll Eat It
July 31st, 2023 | 58 mins 24 secs
diana, mikel
Lords: Mikel and Diana. We discuss banishment as a legal punishment, why it's so hard for apes to admit they're wrong, Minesweeper speed running, Sometime During Eternity, marsupial reproduction, Venture Bros., and the origin of dungeons.
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196. Active Time Battle Internet Relay Chat
July 24th, 2023 | 1 hr 11 mins
john, johnb
Lords: John and John. We discuss juxtaposition, farewell to Cheap Bots Done Quick, the Temple of Apshai manual, "Seen and Not Seen" by Talking Heads, and the new Zelda game several weeks in.
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195. Persian Castle Day At The Climbing Gym
July 17th, 2023 | 52 mins 5 secs
alexicographic, kev
Lords: Alexicographic and Kev. We discuss whether sports are good, haunted articles of clothing, burrito R&D, Casey at the Bat, becoming a VTuber after losing a bet, and TV show mixtapes
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194. How Good It Was, To Have A Toe
July 10th, 2023 | 1 hr 19 mins
danny, dwaley
Lords: Danny and Danny. We discuss redundancy of song lyrics, renaming perfect fourths and fifths, Mark Salud's "Forever in Summer," Upon Julia's Clothes, Oh yes, celebrity deaths getting out of control, and ZZT achievements.
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193. Pull Down Your Murphy Toilet
July 3rd, 2023 | 58 mins 13 secs
elena, quil
Lords: Elena and Quil. We discuss Human Pudding, and why popular media can't depict bad art, only bad taste, getting a van, corporate art, and Lamentation Upon Surveying the Destruction of a Battlefield by Everett Patterson.
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192. The Prime Number Shitting Bear
June 26th, 2023 | 1 hr 6 mins
charlie, chkf
Lords: CisHetKayfaber and Charlie. We discuss umbrellas, siphons, and other physical things that seem like hacky bullshit but actually work,
articulating the shape of your internal cause-and-effect network and applying it as a learning superpower, archipelago.gg, and why a skill is less valued the more we love it -
191. Carbonated Cream Of Mushroom Latte
June 19th, 2023 | 1 hr 3 mins
chall, wacy
Lords: Chris and Wacy. We discuss crafting little guys, negotiating how to play Zelda together, cream of mushroom latte, ChatGPT's poem about Zelda, and climbing real rocks.
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190. The Linguistic Eggplant-Dick Collapse
June 12th, 2023 | 56 mins 11 secs
hallie, tyriq
Lords: Tyriq and Hallie. We discuss clues for secrets nearby, kids on TV hating leftovers, smartphone sales declining 11% in 2022 while sales of flip phones double, The Road Not Taken, what will emoji look like in 100 years?, and a conspiracy regarding the shape of hand-held supermarket baskets.
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189. If You Don't Know Who Your Wario Is, You're The Wario
June 5th, 2023 | 55 mins 44 secs
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188. An Extremely Gendered Sniper Rifle
May 29th, 2023 | 57 mins 47 secs
erica, maxx
Lords: Maxx and Erica. We discuss zines and jam games, birding in the pandemic, itinerant filmmakers, and "Meditation on Capitalism."
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187. The Second-Best Whale Playground In Emeryville
May 22nd, 2023 | 1 hr 8 mins
cort, stephan
Lords: Cort and Stephan. We discuss asymmetrical USB-C cables, playground improvement over the last decade, bedtime guitar, Where the Wild Things Are, classic game hardware as a kind of virtual console, and constructing a computing environment as a nested series of cages for a child to escape
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186. ADHD Shame Graveyard Of Browser Tabs
May 15th, 2023 | 59 mins 54 secs
benwilson, tim
Lords: Tim and Ben. We discuss Thursday Night, finding your favorite music, never shipping a game and just playtesting forever, Fine Feather, having lots of browser tabs open, and secrets in Super Mario World
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185. 2000-Year-Old Head, Again??
May 8th, 2023 | 1 hr 33 secs
dannyb, kim
Lords: Danny and Kim. We discuss Animorphs, Danny's tech support needs, Youtube channels that summarize movies like Cliff's Notes, CatGPT, M3gan/technology horror movies, and not getting points in Super Mario World