232. Where's The Poem, Zaborowske?

Lords:

• Chris
• Dev
  • https://devinbusha.artstation.com/

Topics:

• Taking Improv classes has been life changing.
• Practicing 3 keyboard layouts at the same time
• I bought store brand salt. You wouldn't think this would be a big deal but it turns out to be
• I Once Snorted an Eight Ball with Santa, by Richie Zaborowske
  • https://www.havehashad.com/hadposts/i-once-snorted-an-eight-ball-with-santa
• Are all creative ideas very derivative, or is it just my ideas

Microtopics:

• Pickleball.
• Weird shapes the birdie flies in.
• The sport that has level design.
• Mindful breathing.
• You are now breathing mindfully.
• Looking forward to being at square one.
• Getting the real data once you stop paying attention.
• Thespians in High School.
• Spinning a wheel to figure out what emotion to feel.
• Whether the yes and rule only works for comedy.
• Pancakes. Are. Starchy.
• Being late to your job that's on fire because you were stuck behind the fire truck.
• Celebrating your own failures.
• How to play Lemmings in 2024.
• Self-esteem.
• Immediately vibing with a new sport.
• Autotuning except it's completely manual.
• A bunch of joysticks that you twiddle with your fingers to do letters.
• Colemak vs. Colemak DH.
• Keyboards that are laid out in columns.
• Splitting up the typing test into QWERTY, Dvorak and Colemak.
• Palm Pilot Graffiti.
• The Lord's Prayer in Gregg.
• Shorthand. (Originally called Briefhand.)
• Good ciphers for room escape puzzles.
• Are QR codes based on the mazes in Zelda 2?
• Flaky sea salt vs. coarse sea salt.
• Adding a biting experience to make your food more heterogeneous.
• Edible chemistry.
• The last time you pinched salt.
• Audially-rewarding salt grinders.
• Science Youtuber Hank Green.
• Warning pregnant women to not eat too much salty licorice.
• Supertaster-outing Tic Tacs that regular people love but supertasters immediately vomit.
• We've got a level six kaiju supertaster on our hands!
• The guy who gets paid too much to taste ice cream.
• The kind of person who doesn't salt their food but instead repeatedly licks a salt lick throughout the meal.
• Heads swirling around like snow globes.
• A poem that doesn't do anything with line breaks but does do something interesting with sentence lengths.
• A poem that you might read on a bathroom stall.
• Wearing the little hat and pulling on the cord that makes the horn toot.
• The ecology that grows around the dumpster.
• The crane swinging porta potties around.
• An extremely expensive way to have fun
• Heading towards the era of having kids.
• Asking for payment for software that is not being maintained.
• Minesweeper but X.
• An idea that is worth doing but not obviously worth doing.
• How to make Missile Command fun in a new and interesting way.
• A boxing essay with questionable authenticity.
• Strategies for enjoying Frog Fractions.
• Rangers and the new way they handle animals.
• Yes-anding whatever ideas come to you.
• Ancient primals that were interlocked in battle.
• Someone thinking of an idea.
• Constantly listening for cues.
• What do inanimate objects do?
• Buying a giant bag of googly eyes and putting them on everything.
• Not posting on Twitter.