Topic Lords

206. Waiting Around For Laundry To Be Invented

October 2nd, 2023  |  1 hr 21 mins

jp, styger

Lords: JP and Styger. We discuss Super Mario Bros. Wonder, souls departing, using a spacer with inhalers, revisiting the Cosmic Crisp, how to learn to play piano, and teaching our children to pirate.

156. Society Is Moving In A Direction

October 17th, 2022  |  1 hr 5 mins

alexicographic, jp

Lords: Alex and JP. We discuss your gravestone audio clip, counting the beats in eenie-meenie, SoundCcan and the SoundScan Era, the scorched-earth strategy for Lowest Positive Unique Integer, and "leaving beautiful ruins" in a video game.

112. Getting A Lot Of Vengabus Vibes From This

December 13th, 2021  |  52 mins 17 secs

johnb, jp

Lords this week: JP and John B. We discuss seeing Akira and believing that that's what all anime is like, doppelganger/parodies who exist in the same world as their progenitors, the Tonkachi Editor, and There was an Old Man of St. Bees, by W.S. Gilbert.

80. Xenogears Disc 3 For Smash

May 3rd, 2021  |  1 hr 4 mins

jp, styger

Lords: Styger and JP. We discuss food as fan fiction, the most unexpected CD to be launched from the face of the Cenobite from Hellraiser 3 that launches CDs out of his face, mandolin slicers, Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr., the oldest food you've eaten, why pigeons love nacho cheese, and a list of every move in every Mario game.

56. Ethical Snorlax Pasture

November 16th, 2020  |  1 hr 13 mins

jp, laura

Lords this week: Laura and JP. We discusss the least horny sport, the best task-tracking software, driving around with a photo of yourself on your vehicle, gaskets, Pokemon-proofing your house, and sending a film back to 1960.

13. Kurt Cobain Vocaloid

January 20th, 2020  |  1 hr 10 mins

jp, strucci

Lords this week: Shannon Strucci and JP LeBreton.

We discuss monetizing hobbies vs. just having hobbies, inventing a 5 acre island in the remote south Pacific, level design lessons from Hawaii, the Oakland Athletics adopting "Movin' Like Bernie," fictions containing themselves as a gag, the first time you've tried your favorite foods, and Time Trap and creating mysteries from the outside in.

5. Very Hype About This Apple

November 25th, 2019  |  1 hr 3 mins

jp, styger

Lords: JP and Styger. We discuss using the word "lord" as a joke, emergency preparedness, Cosmic Crisp: the apple with a launch date, whether horses exist, being an amateur naturalist from another part of the country, and what makes hotels scary.

2. Conjure A False Gobot

November 4th, 2019  |  1 hr 2 mins

john, jp

Lords this week: John Mystery and JP LeBreton. We discuss horses climbing stairs, getting enough sleep, shitpost movie advertising, doctoring the historical record, and ending all reality from within a dream.