191. Carbonated Cream Of Mushroom Latte

Lords:

• Chris
• Wacy

Topics:

• Crafting little guys
• Negotiating how to play Zelda together
• Cream of mushroom latte
• ChatGPT wrote a poem about zelda
• Climbing real rocks

Microtopics:

• The Marble Hornets/Slender Man oeuvre.
• Copying and pasting a video.
• Sharing a movie you liked with a friend over IM by copying and pasting the title.
• The turnip in Breath of the Wild.
• Attempting and failing to enjoy wood carving.
• Stabbing the Korok until it is less fuzzy.
• A Snapchat filter that makes it look like you're made of felt.
• Losing your needle-felted Lorax and getting upset.
• Kirby eating Halo.
• Hobbies that double as fidget toys.
• Carving a stick into a squirrel.
• Finding polymer clay out in the woods.
• Naturally-occurring fission reactors.
• Nature with really good graphic design.
• Sharing a Zelda save with your life partner and learning a lot about each other.
• Finding every turnip.
• Learning spoilers at an interesting space.
• The huge thing.
• Target's 30-day return policy.
• What Switch games support local wireless multiplayer.
• Playing halfway through a video game before you figure out the most of the systems.
• Stirring until the lumps go away.
• Kombucha milk.
• An incredibly cheap gas.
• The Sus Engineering DIY carbonation guide.
• Cream of Cow Latte.
• Target getting out the UV light to detect traces of cream of mushroom soup on the espresso machine you're trying to return.
• Frothy oily coffees.
• Inventing a culinary taxonomy in which mushrooms and cheese are both fruit.
• Sweet cheese and savory fruit.
• Sweet cheesus!
• Making a yes or no answer incredibly long.
• Rewriting each paragraph until it ends with a word on a line by itself.
• Rapping about Zelda in 1980s.
• Finding plot holes in this poem about the Legend of Zelda.
• Using video games to ignore that you're on a plane for six hours.
• Horror poems.
• "A Crow Looked at Me" by Mt. Eerie.
• Knowing why someone wrote an album but not why people listen to it.
• Bad Two-Sentence Horror.
• Whether Poe's The Raven counts as horror.
• Businesses named after the thing that the building they're in used to be used for.
• Berkeley Bowl's produce section.
• Climbing a boulder that is not labeled with its difficulty level.
• Difficulty inflation at the climbing gym.
• How rocks are shaped.
• A lump that you pinch with your whole hand.
• Reading about a weird thing in Harry Potter and not knowing if it's weird because it's a magical kingdom or if that's how England does things.
• What camping is like in England.
• Taking a four year old to a parkour gym.
• Being a kid and looking forward to finally growing tall enough to skate on the power lines.
• A table full of rock obstacle courses.
• The standards body that certifies what playground equipment is safe to install.
• Old Enough.
• Achieving the Milk Task.
• Not teaching children cursive.
• Having a name because your mom liked it.