192. The Prime Number Shitting Bear

Lords

• CisHetKayfaber
• Charlie

Topics:

• Umbrellas, siphons, and other physical things that seem like hacky bullshit but actually work
• Articulating the shape of your internal cause-and-effect network and applying it as a learning superpower (futurevision)
• I'm not sure what archipelago.gg is but if I read this paragraph aloud maybe we can figure it out together
  • https://archipelago.gg/
• A copypasta from this page:
  • https://www.followchain.org/best-copypastas/#3
• Why is a skill less valued the more we love it? Shouldn't it be the opposite? Is this arguable?

Microtopics:

• Supporting someone's video game dream in Denmark.
• Escaping from idle games.
• Video games drawing the screen as often as they can.
• The pauses getting longer and longer whenever the bear needs to shit a new prime number.
• The prime number shitting bear getting constipated.
• How to calculate prime numbers faster.
• Math stuff.
• A choo choo train of thought.
• Meditation apps that play ads while you're in the middle of meditating.
• The thing where you put your mouth on the tube and then have to spit out the gas or you get neurological damage.
• Creating a low pressure system by sucking on a tube.
• Whether umbrellas make sense.
• Umbrella side-drip.
• How bicycles stay upright.
• Does a bicycle on a treadmill stay upright?
• Pattern recognition.
• Seeing a situation you recognize and understanding what's going to happen.
• Predicting where someone's sentence is going to end up.
• Putting your water glass in a zone where it's going to get knocked over.
• The shape of your mind's cause and effect network.
• Seeing scenes from the future, like in Law and Order.
• Predicting the future so that you can be a more efficient organism.
• Mashing air molecules at you.
• Speaking a language that your coworkers don't.
• Applying FutureVision to your creative process.
• Nonlinear creative processes.
• One unique large musical story where nothing repeats.
• A physical task you are doing inside your head.
• The pet that is closest to having a kid.
• Importing a portal gun into Tears of the Kingdom.
• Finding the hookshot in Metroid and your friend then bring able to use it in Link to the Past.
• How to know what your friends want.
• All the bad ways an idea could be implemented
• Surprise boomerangs.
• Archipelago's Release System.
• The era of couch co-op games.
• A multiplayer season where everybody picks a different game.
• Doing the oration.
• Who the colored lights in your keyboard are for.
• Polygonal dudes with long hair head banging in the background.
• Weirdly modern music.
• Fifteen years of everything else.
• Rhythm games vs. music games.
• Living in a society.
• Devaluing the skills you love.
• Listening to a song and really appreciating its use of rests.
• How note lengths and rests work in tracker music.
• Stopping a note without starting a new one.
• Running experiments to determine exactly when a note should stop.
• The micro decisions of things that people don't think about or care about.
• A bird named Mabel.
• A bird figuring out how to enjoy music.
• A tepid delicate series of notes.
• Attractivision.