162. The Best Lawyer On Fiverr

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Lords:

• Quil
• Maxx

Topics:

• Maybe I just don't like apples
• Opposite Costco
• The Sweet Science
• The Village and the Curious Hole
  • http://thesciencesalon.blogspot.com/p/village-and-curious-hole.html
• BALLU the best robot
  • https://youtu.be/EdSoUbXirVI
  • https://www.strandbeest.com/
  • https://youtube.com/shorts/lbxJlwQ6-U8

Microtopics:

• Making robots and video games in Seattle.
• Cohost dot org.
• Tumblr without Tumblr's weird nesting.
• Finding interesting people to follow in 2005.
• Cohost's discovery apparatus.
• Making bad music on the internet that's not very enjoyable.
• The worst fruit. (Apples.)
• The enormous gulf between the audiovisual experience of watching someone eat an apple and eating that apple yourself.
• The world's most apple growing place.
• "Extra honey" apples.
• Upgrading your teeth so that you can eat stone fruit without pitting them.
• Installing a machine in your mouth that you can pour wheat into and it extrudes noodles right into your throat.
• What wheat becomes if you chew it.
• Pasta-flavored gum.
• Vaguely salty orange chewing gum.
• Installing an app to play a "biting an apple" ringtone into whenever you bite any fruit.
• Japan's canonical fruit ranking with melon at the top, as seen in Pac-Man.
• The way in which the B-tier melons are substandard.
• The most cherries per slot machine.
• Pivoting to chewing gum after San Francisco bans your gambling machines.
• Buying just one leaf of parsley from Opposite Costco.
• Naming your company after the idea of charging for things.
• Buying hundreds of jigsaw puzzle pieces in bulk.
• Tito Beverage.
• You win stun, you lose stun.
• Doug Bowser's Heel Turn.
• Inaptronyms.
• Punching somebody and all their honey comes out.
• Preferring to punch people who bruise extremely precisely.
• Hypothesizing that you are about to be punched in the face and setting up a control group.
• Using science in an interesting way in 1832.
• Little Alchemy and other combine-'em-ups.
• What to play if you like adventure game inventory puzzles but not the rest of the adventure game.
• The phone number you could call as part of the Frog Fractions ARG.
• Investigating where the wind knocked over the fox shrine.
• Finding an infinitely deep hole and dumping all your garbage in it until you realize you can use it to solve the housing crisis.
• The deepest man-made hole.
• The town that is permanently on fire.
• An extremely plausible hellmouth.
• Thanks, Hellmouth!
• Inventing Hell in the 1970s.
• A video that you can silently play in the background.
• A robot that is just a large helium balloon.
• A robot that is neutrally buoyant.
• Strandbeests.
• Making the goofiest lil guy.
• The exploded cell phone ghosts.
• A traffic cone skateboarding with ska playing in the background.
• The Topic Lords startup incubator.
• Cony Hawk.