We found 10 episodes of Topic Lords with the tag “ryan”.
177. An Episode Your Landlord Should Not Listen To
March 13th, 2023 | 1 hr 3 mins
Lords: Alicia and Ryan. We discuss: Seattle's reaction to snow vs the Bay Area's reaction to rain, would you rather fart bones once a month or have Goldeneye "big head mode" on in real life for a year, Moral philosophy lessons from the California DMV, Nancy, and common everyday items that make you mentally "time travel."
121. A Delicious Treat For Your Brain's Ass
February 14th, 2022 | 1 hr 4 mins
Lords: Ryan and Chris. We discuss what position you sleep in and when you're going to die, the power of limes, why we have fingernails, and a poem about garlic bread.
107. 27 Kilobytes Of Pure Magic
November 8th, 2021 | 1 hr 5 mins
Lords: Ryan and Jenni. We discuss video games providing an illusion of competency and how jarring it is when they don't, carcinization, manualism, and playing "AR games" with your own imagination.
88. The Horned Lizard's Final Defense
June 28th, 2021 | 1 hr 12 mins
Lords: Tyriq and Ryan. We discuss whether animals know things and how to find out, invisibility's place on the superpower totem pole, fixing concert videos where the audience claps on 1 and 3, Toxic by Britney Spears, and replacing your least favorite mundane tool or technology.
75. Just Yawn It Out, Brah
March 29th, 2021 | 1 hr 9 mins
Lords: Ryan and Alicia. We discuss throw pillows, why yawning is considered a sign of boredom, art packs/music disks, trying to play every CRPG in chronological order, and whether listening to an audio book is "reading."
73. 100 Free Pulls For Your Left Kidney
March 15th, 2021 | 1 hr 11 mins
Lords: Max and Ryan. We discuss the fascination with miniature things, things people assume about you, how to fix speed runs, games you love but wish you didn't, motion smoothing, why hippos hate humans, and a restaurant where all the glasses are the same size but if you order a large it gets poured out of a 55 gallon drum and if you order a small it gets filled with an eye dropper.
41. Non-Euclidean Christianity
August 3rd, 2020 | 1 hr 10 mins
Lords this week: Ryan and Tyriq. We discuss fandoms you can't be a part of, pointless automatons, vegan jazz standards, grappling with your legacy, consistency of idiolect, and how to appeal to Gen Z so we don't get guillotined along with the boomers.
28. Stealing The Dead Skunk Back And Forth Forever
May 4th, 2020 | 54 mins 1 sec
Lords this week: April and Ryan. We discuss the spigot question Jim keeps avoiding, reading in the new decade, what the Nakatomi corporation does, favorite zoo animals, cutting sandwiches diagonally, and having a private bidet but not a private toilet.
22. Abstinent Train Polycule
March 23rd, 2020 | 1 hr 15 mins
Lords this week: Ryan and Alexander. Topics: creativity from a seed vs. from a box, using Hall of the Mountain King in comedy trailers, HDMI ports in your feet, yak shaving, the Abstinence Train, and multi-lingual animals.
8. I Hate This Gilded Boat
December 16th, 2019 | 1 hr 6 mins
Lords this week: Ryan Ike and Gary Butterfield. We discuss deciding when to quit a show you don't like, what if food screamed when you ate it, fetishizing creative tools, auteur-power fantasies, being useful post-apocalypse, and running in non-athletic settings.