165. Spitting Wiggly Air


December 19th, 2022

1 hr 11 mins 22 secs

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  • Mark
  • Shirley



  • EEG, EKG and ECG.
  • Dogs and video games.
  • Kingdom: Two Crowns.
  • Whoops, I'm Dead!
  • Borker and Starina.
  • Waking up in the morning and telling your wife "and we're back!"
  • Sleeping with the Shirley-cicle.
  • When your wife turns into a puddle of water and you have to get a hot water bottle shaped like your wife to sleep with every night.
  • Hedge witches.
  • An Alex Mack situation.
  • Turning yourself into a goo accidentally vs. on purpose.
  • A dog athletic enough to pee on your glasses while you're wearing them.
  • Figuring out what muscle to flex to telepathically communicate as a glass of water.
  • Believing things you see written in an authoritative voice.
  • The kind of movies Bruce Willis has been making lately.
  • Aphasia vs. Primary Progressive Aphasia.
  • The four primary modalities of human language.
  • Figuring out how to hang out with someone you can't talk to.
  • Decoupling the word "yes" from its literal meaning.
  • Apraxia of speech.
  • Thanking colonialism for this moment of delight.
  • Serving your patients their prescription in a waffle cone.
  • Flying to the Bay Area to get some light dermatology done.
  • The battle-starved riders of Tarsul.
  • The demon priests of ill Nitaar.
  • Nolan Bushnell receiving feedback about the name Atari.
  • The God Blade.
  • Fist-pumpin', sword-swingin' heavy metal.
  • A good source of lore.
  • Cosmologies where god is a species.
  • Drinking his blood to see what happens.
  • Heavy metal bands fronted by blacksmiths.
  • Wanting your teenager to feel safe listening to fascist heavy metal in front of you so that you can talk to them about it.
  • Installing a web filter so that your child doesn't accidentally stumble into gross abusive porn.
  • Opinions about parent-child relationships from someone who was once a child.
  • Heavy metal bands who write music about white nationalism vs. heavy metal bands who are just white nationalist without writing about it.
  • Deliberately not separating the art from the artist so you get the extra enjoyment out of musicians who are cool people.
  • Videos of common household items being crushed under the wheels of a car.
  • Videos of people building things in the woods.
  • Devil's toothpaste.
  • Reacting to the sugar tax by angrily boycotting soda.
  • The Society for Creative Anachronism kicking you out if you dress up as a time traveler from the future or a 1950s greaser.
  • The SCA re-enacting the before-times, when morning zoo radio didn't exist yet.
  • Apex Nerds.
  • Geniuses above petty squabbling.
  • A better system of chilling out.
  • Going into the woods with your friend who likes building stuff in the woods and watching him build stuff in the woods.
  • Movies set in the 80s that have absolutely nothing from the 70s in them because everybody threw all that shit away on January 1st, 1980.
  • Handing out arm rings to your sworn men.
  • Instituting a buddy system where you buy each other awards.
  • Happy baby cow.
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