53. Pedialyte Teargas
October 26th, 2020
1 hr 3 mins 42 secs
About this Episode
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- Danny is @dannyBstyle on Twitter and plugs vaping.
- Alex is @adlleong on Twitter and plugs the Ian Knot shoelace tying method. https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ianknot.htm
- Invisible walls in games
- Bees take their lives into their hands every time they get thirsty
- Nick Asks "♪ God only knows what I’d pee without poo ♪"
- My wife is afraid of dogs that wear people clothes
- Every response to "thank you" is rude
- The multivarious ways being a child genius can screw you
- The good content.
- Some kind of invisible wall.
- What we already know about Blaseball.
- A fantastic way to keep the player inbounds.
- Manically trying to explore this island while on the run from the military.
- Cops being the yetis of life.
- Blizzard blowing up your best party spot by shipping the final Ironforge Airfield.
- Whether Microsoft will ruin Bethesda games by making them fix all those fun bugs before launching.
- Fixing all the bugs in your game by applying The Cloud to it.
- Playing the Turok remaster and they ruined it by removing all the fog.
- Going to Canadian Tire because you live in Canada now.
- The most technologically advanced sunglasses you can buy.
- A Geordi Laforge type of deal.
- Dipping your whole head in the black film you use to watch solar eclipses so you can get a good night's sleep.
- How to get back from Canada.
- Canada being so polite they even let the smoke in.
- Still not being able to do a Canadian accent after two years.
- Moving to Vancouver expecting a frozen wasteland.
- Thrill-seeking bees refusing to wear their masks.
- Being stung by one of those wasps that look like bees and being scared of bees for decades.
- Whether insects have the capacity for complex emotions such as vengeance.
- Why Danny isn't doing better if unbridled anger is such an evolutionary advantage.
- Replacing creative workers with AI that you can pay in exposure.
- Whether "brown area" is a less racist term than "gray area."
- Seeing the most enormous dog butthole and screaming inside your heart.
- Trimming back the hair around your dog's butthole to make it look bigger.
- A poster with a dog butthole in it saying "Have you seen this butthole? Now you have."
- Doing AI upscaling on the picture of the dog butthole that looks like Jesus so we can see the true face of God.
- Assholes being okay until the poop comes out.
- A human proportioned body with a dog head.
- A therapy session by proxy.
- Why dog clothes only cover the butt in Canada.
- Dogs wearing ties on PBS.
- Saying "my uncanny valley is just really wide" to your partner every night before bed instead of "I love you."
- Moving to Canada expecting everyone to be polite but they're just rude with an "eh" after it.
- A full-throated "hey."
- The most terrifying thing about being in Canada.
- Whether anyone has checked on the Canadian bacon.
- Writing to Tim Horton and demanding that in Canada Canadian bacon just be called "here bacon."
- A new credit card payment device where you need to punch in your zip code with your nose.
- Enacting publicly-funded health care so that everyone can afford to grow a moustache and use StachePay.
- Leveraging your raw intelligence to do your school assignments, rather than learning the material, and eventually hitting a brick wall because you've never actually learned anything.
- Getting along better with your teachers than with other kids, because you want to talk about what Gorbachev is up to.
- Getting through school and several jobs without ever learning how to work.
- Thriving when given instructions to follow.
- The shame of discovering that just because the school system worked for you, that doesn't mean it'll work for everyone.
- Walking around wearing a t-shirt saying "ask me about the pledge of allegiance" and leaving a trail of horrified Canadians in your wake.
- Taking your four year old to protests because now they have tear gas made out of Pedialyte.
- Being $300 deep into the Dark Souls series but still not liking any of them.
- Replaying old video games because playing new ones is too stressful.
- Revisiting old media you've liked not because of the story but because it puts you in a place or mood.
- Deciding to play a game because of its aesthetics and then having to find out what the game is like moment to moment and whether you want to do that with your life.
- How Animal Crossing New Horizons probably saved the human species.
- Only having so many button presses before your joints start to hurt.
- Whether in Japan, every time you enter or leave a room, you have to politely listen to someone recite a prepared speech at you for 30 seconds, like in Animal Crossing.