153. I Can't Wait For My Cockroach Lipids

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Lords:

• James
• Avery

Topics:

• Stone paper
• "The Flashing Blade"
• The Number Ones
  • https://www.stereogum.com/category/columns/the-number-ones/
• https://www.americanpoems.com/poets/stanley-kunitz/king-of-the-river/
• BREAKING NON MAMMALIAN MILK NEWS!! Sorry mammals, cockroaches make milk and it is considered a complete food

Microtopics:

• The latest on whether or not you've been canceled.
• Spotify rejecting your album because you don't believe in yourself enough.
• Spagbol.
• The very one that is being digested by you now.
• thisbolognesedoesnotexist.com
• Paper that is 60% stone.
• The price you pay for participating in art.
• Coffee that is more powerful than a laptop.
• What happens if you try to shred margarine.
• Documents only for the document control society.
• The Novelty FBI raiding your house and confiscating your Novelty Top Secret Documents and hiding them in their fake Groucho Marx glasses.
• The guy who bought the last 100 Groucho Marx glasses from Party City.
• Moustache Ninja.
• Why more people aren't talking about Moustache Ninja.
• The height of Pirate Ninja Robot Mustache Mania.
• Ankle Biter Man.
• Atrocities Guide.
• One of many reasons why real life superheroes are a bad idea.
• Superheroes: police except there is no oversight whatsoever.
• Avery's Angels on Phoenix Jones.
• If Seattle police arrest you for being nude, they are legally obligated to provide you with a dinner jacket for your jail stay.
• Heath Ledger instructing the audience to charge their shower.
• The Masked Magician Revealed.
• TV stage magic.
• David Copperfield raising the Titanic.
• The Cheap Trick song that got to #1.
• The songs that hit #1 because General Hospital used them on the soundtrack.
• An antidote to the idea that music used to be better.
• Breaking Up is Hard to Do.
• Finding a way to enjoy art that you didn't like before.
• Getting old and liking boring music.
• What radio formats overlap with Beautiful Music.
• A foam snake that shoots thirty feet into the air and then drifts into a nearby tree.
• Tumbling over the rocks until you paint them with your belly's blood.
• That other flesh, heavy with milt, bruised, battering toward the dam that lips the orgiastic pool.
• Limber and firm in the state of his shining, forever inheriting his salt kingdom, from which he is banished forever.
• The most animalistic and primitive part of your consciousness.
• An Atari 2600 game inspired by a poem about a fish.
• The level in Dante's Inferno where you have to fight unbaptized babies.
• A game with one foot in the majesty of Greek mythology and the other foot in what it's like to bash someone's head into the concrete.
• A great use of thumbsticks.
• Whether Wisdom Tree would've published the Dante's Inferno video game.
• Spending your entire life obsessed with the pear you stole as a kid.
• An illumination of someone kneeling in front of a pear tree and weeping.
• Pop songs about relationship situations.
• An idea that is not as old as music.
• A piece of music going right for the emotion, like the Windows Startup Sound.
• Melody in lyrics, in conversation with each other.
• Seeing a person and drawing a stick figure.
• How do I get too much into my own head?
• Why you're turning into a fish, and what the fish represents.
• Sea Monkeys' Garden of Earthly Delights.
• Do we want to get to the Cockroach Milk?
• Being accosted on the street by Topic Lords fans asking for non-mammalian milk news but you're like "sorry I'm saving this for Topic Lords"
• How many cockroaches it takes to make one serving of cockroach milk.
• Sobbing in front of the slab of meat that Rocky punched.
• Pouring cockroach milk onto stone paper to prove its resiliency.