357. Let's Be Each Other's Encrypted Off-Site Backup
August 24th, 2026
1 hr 7 mins
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About this Episode
Lords:
- Rebecca
- Martin
Topics:
- Running a home server: Easier than you might think and very useful to do
- The best place to find poetry is on vacation
- Winston reading every sign in Target
- Zampiceni's Marketplace, by Margaret Szumonski
- Hot dog research thursdays and bad dracula nights
Microtopics:
- Tomato season: the tomatoes look pretty good.
- Mozart in the Park.
- Actors: they're not fussy like cellists.
- Ancient Greek plays where they stab each other.
- 10 hours of Star Trek engine noises.
- An illicit hacker breaking into your Jellyfin server and watching your Star Trek.
- Listen to Data putter around.
- A recurring thing with a database that you have to keep debugging.
- Building a normal computer out of normal parts.
- Everybody being each other's encrypted off-site backup.
- Opening books and closing them, then opening them again and closing them again.
- The one about the horny grocery store.
- Having a difficult time finding delicious food in Massachusetts.
- The kind of food they feed you on a weaving retreat.
- Sitting in a Starbucks, staring at the internet and rotting.
- Walking into an indie music store and perusing the local music section.
- Getting mad on vacation because you miss your cats.
- Nothing Beats Doing Nothing.
- Buying grape juice from vineyards and making wine at home.
- All the little guys that help you make wine and cheese.
- Wrapping your wine fermentation vats in blankets so all the bacteria are more comfortable.
- Folks who assume you know about wine because you're from California.
- An advertisement exhorting you to go where you already are.
- Abag & Iclei?? What does that mean?
- Puzzling out the vanity plates.
- Growing up watching only PBS and then falling for every ad as an adult because you have no ad literacy.
- Seeing a targeted ad and feeling like you failed as a person because you want to buy the thing.
- How Instagram ruined hash tags.
- Getting off-topic but it's okay because it's a different topic.
- Prose poems and deconstructed sandwiches.
- Absolutely! No parking! For Buca di Beppo!
- Having notes on this sign.
- Seeing a sign and thinking "hmm, someone must've parked for Buca di Beppo here."
- Your tight five on East Coast Fallouts ruined the Fallout TV series.
- The grocer cutting open the pomegranates so you can touch them.
- Muscles building like coconuts, lifting whole regimes of bananas.
- Why are husbands so wrong about Zampiceni's Marketplace?
- Moammar Gaddafi's obsession with Condoleezza Rice.
- Getting curious what Danny Devito was doing in the 1970s.
- The invention of No-Fault Divorce.
- Be sure to marry someone you can go to the grocery store with. (Especially the sexy grocery store.)
- Saving the horny onions for your next appearance.
- What to do with all the write-in topics now that we don't have a write-in segment.
- Who to turn to for pizza research now that the Pizza Research Institute has shut down.
- A pizza that's more like a heaping roasted salad.
- Inventing the peanut butter and pickle hot dog once a week.
- Putting peanut butter on noodles.
- Food wizards.
- As much star anise as you could possibly ever use.
- Learning to cook in a no-onion environment.
- Fermenty Black Beans.
- Medium to high-effort hot dogs.
- Dracula just trying to be a good dad.
- Quitting Bad Dracula Day for good.
- Lucy pulling the football away. (The football is good Dracula movies.)
- A movie where karate guys do kick-ass moves while children are being trafficked.
- Michelle Yeoh as Cop Lady.
- Fast forward 200 years and it's 1972 and there's a funk soundtrack.
- Hosting your own patreon, and other ideas that will definitely work.
- Being on the Fediverse to post and on Bluesky to cry.
- What Gene Siskel thinks of the Blacula sequel.