101. Flatty The Flat Globe

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Lords:

• Nick
  • https://twitter.com/NickPancakes
• Greg
  • https://twitter.com/simgreed
  • https://store.steampowered.com/app/945490/Little_Square_Things/

Topics:

• Anthropomorphized inanimate objects
• Quaker Names
  • https://zeugmalitotes.tumblr.com/post/656465316855119872/fishpilled-these-guys-were-onto-something-i-think
• Why do car doors get Shitty Shut
• Go West - Call Me
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV0ugZumyJU
• What's on the grill if you're "grillin up some 'good boys'"
• Overly complicated navel-gazing plots in video games, especially those that absolutely do not need plots

Microtopics:

• Completing the set of Duckfeed guests.
• Health care simulation.
• The moth having himself a journey.
• Hydrodynamics of the bloodstream.
• Little Square Things.
• Filling your life with media about anthropomorphized inanimate objects.
• Whether Data needs hair.
• Giving your shiny yellow skin for legal reasons.
• A talking garage that is hungry for cars.
• Does that anthropomorphic talking chair even eat ass?
• A talking map of the United States.
• Whether someone already mentioned the talking photo booth.
• Clocky the talking map.
• The "marry it" joke.
• Cortana receiving your one-star review of trying to rename this folder.
• Preserved Fish.
• Morris Morris, Jr.
• Experience Burt Merrick.
• Preserved Fish writing his own Wikipedia page.
• Signing in to leave a flower.
• Leaving a Blingee on your ancestor's grave.
• A door that is shut but it's not flush with the doorway and the "door ajar" alarm goes off.
• A car upgrade where if you partially close the door it closes it the rest of the way for you.
• Why don't they make two planes out of the black box material, one on top of the other.
• A car door that is in many respects shut.
• Go back to sleep and wake up properly, dipshit.
• Trying to make Shitty Shut happen with Gen Z by getting on TikTok and using a filter that makes you look young and doing meme dances.
• Teaching your three year old to call it "shitty shut" and when grownups tell him he shouldn't use the word "shitty," whispering from the bushes "yes you should!"
• Euphemism withdrawal.
• Steadfastly refusing to swear but still calling it a shitpost because that's what you call it.
• The clip art dude sailing across the screen.
• Doing one dance and your shadow doing a slightly different dance.
• Reshooting a scene but keeping the same shadows as before.
• Pop quiz: sideburn on only one side of the face, or slept on a greasy bench?
• An entertaining slow watch.
• A fire hydrant made of a pie tin and aluminum foil.
• Singing into a fan.
• Everybody realizing that there is someone on the ceiling.
• The Gentle Exorcist.
• A sheriff labeled "boy."
• A drug store full of a band.
• The additional challenge of a mechanical bull mounted upside down on the ceiling.
• Figuring out how to do a special effects shot for a story moment and then deciding to put the effect in every other shot regardless of whether it makes sense.
• Watching a 40 year old music video and then tracking down the director and asking if you win a prize for being the first to notice a specific joke.
• The falling yellow liquid spilling forth within the billiards bar.
• Go low, Ken and sons.
• Whether people say that they have some "bad" "boys" on the "grill," why don't you "pop" on "over."
• The thing where you carve a hot dog into an octopus shape.
• A hot dog that is too polite to burst if you put it in the microwave.
• Why every dog is a "good boy" but none of them are great.
• The Go West Music Video Cinematic Universe.
• Bad boys who are also bad dancers.
• The Ultimate Good Boy.
• Running out the time rewind potion.
• A puzzle game with story except for the enormous lore dump at the end.
• Bob's Game.
• Being really into the story of the development of Bob's Game except for all the pain and human suffering.
• ARGeez.
• Renaming your game to "OK" so nobody can search for it.