282. Check Out My Feetbook!

Lords:

• Jeff
  • https://dopeassvideogames.com/
• Danny
  • https://www.youtube.com/@NoclipDocs

Topics:

• What's happening on Bluesky.
• Using Google Earth and YouTube to rid myself of Nostalgia of Places I've lived
• Dad talk: what do we do about porn?

Microtopics:

• The Good Morning America series finale.
• Covering video games online.
• Getting married and feeling safe from people who run dating sites.
• Nintendo Disasters.
• Reviewing every individual version of FIFA 2011.
• The Sega Master System catalog.
• Choosing not to do something because someone else has done it before.
• A Weird Slop of People.
• The CD-32 version of Alfred Chicken.
• The Noclip documentary about PiCoSteveMo.
• Blood and Fear and Nolf and Shogo and Condemned.
• A hardware Pico-8 solution.
• Explaining how to and how not to reply.
• Enjoying social media because you need a place to type your garbage.
• An Eternal September Situation.
• Repeating Daily Show jokes from five years ago.
• An oral history of Bluesky users.
• Jimmy Fallon posting a picture of himself holding a Nintendo Switch.
• The Ford vs. Chevy argument over and over again until we're all dead.
• Laying your employees off based on their Klout scores.
• What aspects of social media you can leave behind once you get a goat farm.
• Having goats and not even posting pictures of them.
• Goats as a gateway drug to other ungulates.
• Did I get drunk and order 20 snakes again?
• Boxcars: Where the Hobos Go.
• Jumping in a train car full of refined materials.
• Reminiscing about the time you lived in London and remembering everything that sucks about living in London.
• A warped melting representation of your childhood memories.
• An emotional VR moment.
• Floating in space and hearing a cacophony of national anthems screaming up at you.
• That time they added your uncle's farm to Google Street View.
• Looking back on previous eras of your life and remembering why you don't want that kind of life any more.
• The guy you know who mined bitcoins on his CPU and then spent it on black market Provigil.
• Why do something that's going to make money when you can do ridiculous bullshit instead?
• Three year olds who know how to use a remote control.
• Areas of human interaction that you are just not prepared for.
• Just putting your Zip disk in the file server and grabbing whatever's there.
• What kind of porn the owner of the video rental place is personally obsessed with.
• Why do you never see porn scored with tracker music?
• Deep appreciation of porn that is made for somebody else
• Beavis and Butthead trading cards.
• Scintillating pizza delivery.
• Explaining to your child that porn is fictional, not a documentary, and leaving it at that.
• Your daughter asking you questions about Sonic the Hedgehog that you're not prepared to answer.
• Encountering boys who play Minecraft.
• Deploying new words to the wrong people.
• Laying in bed and cursing at ghosts to calm yourself down.
• An entire generation who goes to the gym and doesn't just watch CKY2K and break things.
• Doing all the drugs so that you can explain what drugs are like to your children.
• Learning how to fall as a child so you can fall safely as an adult.
• Smoking Ice and waking up in San Francisco.
• Pulling over, opening the hood, and punching the engine block over and over.
• A poem that somebody else will read.
• Whether the money has changed the Dwarf Fortress developers.