283. Dracula's Big Happy Polycule

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March 24th, 2025

1 hr 4 mins 35 secs

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  • Deciding to get a teleprompter on episode 283.
  • The Molly James Band.
  • Mid-century lounge music.
  • Describing yourself as a cross between Pink Floyd and Doja Cat.
  • Shooting a music video the day after the election.
  • The sun and the battery life racing each other to ruin your forest concert first.
  • What does Dracula get up to? Does he have hobbies?
  • A lawyer hired to buy Dracula a new house
  • Scrubbing all the proper nouns out of your fan fiction.
  • Dracula as smoldering sex bomb vs. Dracula as a weird old man.
  • Figuring out how to not cancel Dracula.
  • A D&D campaign where you need to recruit a therapist into the party as part of your goal is to convince Dracula to become a better person.
  • Dracula being verbally abused by all his wives.
  • Batman playing Flappy Bird while he waits behind the curtain to ambush the villain.
  • Extremely high powered Nerf rifles.
  • Joining a community and ascertaining what they need.
  • Living through a golden age and not realizing until later.
  • Feeling grateful for the good things you once had.
  • Being reluctant to push your awesome community because you're afraid it's going to grow too large.
  • Figuring out how to 3D print blasters.
  • Mentoring under Captain Slug.
  • Realizing that your hobby is suddenly your primary source of income.
  • How to be part of a burgeoning music scene.
  • The cool kid at GDC.
  • Ways Jim could've made Glittermitten Grove more accessible without losing the interesting game design.
  • Getting email from a parent saying that their kid wants to become a mechanical engineer because of you Nerf blaster design.
  • A video game that is the third best Indiana Jones film.
  • Who is this technology helping, and how to we stop listening to their opinions?
  • Playstation Four and a Half.
  • A game with a lot of whirling debris.
  • Finding new ways to make more expensive every day.
  • How you'd put a loot box in a Pico-8 game.
  • The mental health community arguing about when it's okay to sleep with your therapist.
  • A/B tasting topics to see which ones get more downloads.
  • Staying up late enough to get hungry.
  • What kind of salad you'd put Doritos in.
  • What kind of salad you'd put a Clif bar in.
  • Clif bars: fall off of us!
  • Disappointing dolmas.
  • Your everyday carry web browser.
  • The difference between Chrome and Chromium.
  • Why doesn't everyone just compile their own Firefox?
  • Bawling at the typewriter about not having the thing you're writing a poem about.
  • Deciding your book of love poetry to your therapist.
  • Saving your fan mail to be read at your funeral.
  • Archaeologists tooting Interesting exchanges written in cuneiform.
  • Future archaeologists training AI to peruse the entire corpus of tweets to find the choicest memes.
  • The time to look for an out.
  • Serenading the audience with the address they can mail cash to.
  • Where all the best Lords hang out.
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