222. Barkley In Retrograde

Lords:

• Chris
• Esper

Topics:

• Geocaching
• The Miyoo Mini and other handheld emulation consoles
• I still think I could've made it as a highly paid Super Mario Bros. 35 coach. I should've gone for it.
• There's Not a Person Alive by David Donihue
  • https://medium.com/@daviddonihue/theres-not-a-person-alive-poem-by-david-n-donihue-a1fcd714cc99
• The strange semiparasocial relationship between a podcast editor and the people on the podcast
• Struggling to relearn high school Spanish

Microtopics:

• The editor of a podcast.
• The #1 podcast for topic fans.
• Chopping at some audio until it becomes a podcast.
• Editing a recording into a podcast that's nothing but ums, mouth smacking noises and uncomfortable silence.
• Zoom dynamically sensing when you're saying something dumb or boring and muting you.
• Saying yes with the Sonic ring noise and no with the Sonic taking damage noise.
• A cozy pleasant show full of fun facts.
• Prepping for a paradigm.
• How to put audio on film.
• Going on a web forum and receiving a quest to find a magnetic box stuck underneath a metal staircase.
• Geocaching on the Moon.
• Geocaching vs. Geohashing.
• A French pun for your board game night that nobody can remember because it's in French.
• c:geo.
• Finding a geocache by climbing a tree and pulling a paperclip attached to a fake piece of bark.
• What to do if you're the one who picks up a travel bug.
• Fake bolts where the center unscrews and it's hollow inside.
• Developing a sense for when a geocache is nearby and always being wrong.
• Miyoo Mini Plus.
• Custom firmware that fixes your terrible handheld game system.
• The Dream of the Playdate.
• The Anbernic R something something letters numbers.
• C-ctrl.
• Going back to the Tekken 3 well.
• A video game bar in Japan that only has Americans in it.
• A very reasonable number of video games to flip through.
• Emulators with daily runs.
• Multi Bowl.
• A game that legally can not exist.
• Johann Sebastian Joust and its meta.
• Getting one point in Rampage.
• Advice that can literally no longer be helpful for anybody.
• How to be an effective Goomba.
• Looking at Jim's win/loss ratio and being inspired.
• As Garfield said, "nothing good can stay."
• A stainless soul lying inspired.
• Bad experiences shared by every human.
• A very smooth-brained day
• Rampant poetry plagiarism on TikTok.
• A food ASMR video where someone is repeatedly stabbing chicken with a fork.
• Videos of hamsters running in wheels while listening to Dragula by Rob Zombie.
• Whether the fish enjoys playing Pokemon.
• A sweet 16 bracket of Best Kinds of Shark.
• Rerecording the Topic Lords jingle with a swarm of bees.
• The qualifications required for the person who designs electric car backing up noises.
• Which apps to use to help you remember Spanish.
• Speedrunning High School Spanish.
• Learning Japanese from anime.
• A 24/7 Livestream of digital cats lying around the house.
• Hallucinating new languages around the house.
• 52 Pickup with Gita Jackson and Alex Jaffee, about the most important comic book series of this century.