196. Active Time Battle Internet Relay Chat
July 24th, 2023
1 hr 11 mins 1 sec
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Lords:
- John
- JohnB
Topics:
- The word "juxtapose" seemed hyperspecific and esoteric when I first learned it in school, but has proven incredibly common and useful
- Farewell to Cheap Bots Done Quick and the tens of thousands benevolent Twitter bots it powered:
- Temple of Apshai's manual
- "Seen and Not Seen" by Talking Heads
- The new Zelda game several weeks in feels like the phase of a Civilization game where much, but not all, of the world has been revealed
Microtopics:
- John and John as well.
- A John of Many Names.
- The Frog Fractions Soundtrack of the Decade Edition Vinyl.
- Being sued for copying a song's vibes.
- Aldi Barcodes.
- Noise-cancelling the sound of eating crackers.
- Just scan it. It's food.
- A word full of high-scoring Scrabble tiles.
- Juxtaposing a police station.
- A history of "juxtapose" waiting in the wings like a Batman origin story.
- Pre-35 words.
- Biff going back in time to 17th century Prague to be thrown out a window but surviving because he landed in a pile of manure.
- An upbeat song about tolerating people that you hate.
- The invention of defenestration.
- Farewell to Cheap Bots Done Quick.
- Sharing a fun tweet.
- Being technical enough to look at nested braces and know what that means.
- Bots in Space.
- Capcom vs. Everyone.
- Temple of Apshai.
- A text adventure except they couldn't fit any of the text on the floppy.
- Action RPGs that demand you manage your stats and inventory on paper.
- Solo D&D adventure books.
- Dragon's on a Chip.
- Video games that come with books that you need to read to play the game.
- A thick boy, full of lore.
- The philosophy of city planning.
- What is an Earth for?
- Tunic.
- What StarTropics did with the letter.
- Sentinel Worlds One: Future Magic.
- [See paragraph 3.]
- 1980s computer game copy protection.
- Bringing the Shenzhen I/O manual to work to study it on the job.
- Why the main campaign in Shenzhen I/O is so much better than the bonus campaign.
- Keeping an ideal facial structure fixed in your mind for years.
- Musical mumbling.
- Songs that are just a Shower Thoughts post.
- The long-term discipline of adjusting your facial features over time.
- Thinking about wider, thinner lips during the instrumental breakdown.
- Trying to save SACD albums.
- The Depths.
- Sharing your location precisely.
- There are four places: go to them.
- The Ghost King Rauru.
- The Calamity Ganon Calamity.
- A dragon with really weird exaggerated eyelashes that you can run around on.
- Giving up on horses.
- Unique items of dubious usefulness.
- Okay boomer, it's called a Purah Pad now.
- Finding a tiny rock to jump off of to go into bullet time.
- The two-fan hoverbike.
- Skating around atop frozen gourmet meat.