317. This Bass Line Stinks (Non-Derogatory)

Lords:

• Danny
  • https://linktr.ee/dannyBstyleband
• Josh
  • https://www.bonusstage.ca/
• Vitor
  • https://vitoramado.framer.website/

Topics:

• Games you love that nobody else knows exist
• I keep losing my sunglasses. How do I fix this?
• Homebrewing
• When did Bush stop hiding the facts??
• Mad Girl's Love Song by Sylvia Plath
  • https://allpoetry.com/mad-girl%27s-love-song
  • I didn't actually have four poems in mind that made me say oh shit but skimming the list, this could be them:
  • https://www.tumblr.com/ailbey/750880084257374208
  • https://cih.ucsd.edu/sites/cih.ucsd.edu/files/cfm/When%20I%20am%20among%20the%20Trees%20by%20Mary%20Oliver.pdf
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Not_Stand_at_My_Grave_and_Weep
  • https://nextworldover.tumblr.com/post/705362430786748416/guooey-a-psalm-for-the-wild-built-becky

Microtopics

• Video game music man.
• Playing a guitar part that someone else wrote by clicking with a mouse.
  
• A very fun interesting exercise that you appreciate.
• Bass dives.
• Playing bass with extra fingers.
• Walking into the luthier's workshop asking to pay them to put a whammy bar on a bass and they're like *fuck you, that's disgusting."
• Harold Drumsman.
• Tympanum Factotum.
• Super Stardust vs. Super Rub-a-Dub.
• The twin stick shooter you made all your bandmates play.
• The most 1989 thing you've ever seen.
• A lopsided castle shape drawn out of block characters.
• Seeing a Lamborghini game and wondering "who would ever play that??"
• Modding modern-resolution models and textures into an N64 game.
• A game that looks like dogshit but with modern emulation it's extremely high resolution dogshit.
• Impressing your dad at how good you are at the one video game he lets you play.
• Hemiroids.
• Art style becoming a monoculture more easily in small communities.
• Dirty Dancing except Baby never dances again.
• Phalanx. (The banjo game.)
• The banjo player going inside the ship for the European box art.
• Engineering Jones and the Time Thieves of DSPea.
• Games that quiz you on what sorts of consulting services your company needs.
• Finding a pair of crudely drawn breasts in a collection of Windows 3.1 icons on Uncle Dave's PC and thinking "Uncle Dave is into some weird shit."
• Prescription sunglasses vs. Just For Fun sunglasses.
• Doing something that makes you look funny and preparing a five minute angry rant to spit at anyone who looks at you funny.
• Lacquering your eyes with a substance that darkens in the sunlight.
• Lacquering your skin instead of wearing clothes.
• Buying more and more expensive sunglasses until you stop losing them.
• Pushing 32.
• Being the mead guy and everyone sends you mead making videos.
• Fermenting honey in the hot dog water.
• Making a slurry of hot dogs and ethanol in the blender.
• Letting honey sit in the closet until it becomes mead.
• Putting mead in the beehive to give back to the community.
• Giving all the hallucinogens to all the manufacturing insects to see if they make exciting new kinds of silk and honey.
• Kirkland Signature Mead.
• Going into an underground tavern in Sweden and eating boar and lingonberries.
• Distilling and getting all the wrong -thanols.
• Putting a couple shots of moonshine in a cup of Booster Juice.
• Could potato pizza sprout more potato.
• Have you ever heard a plant scream during a job interview?
• There is no ethical consumption under life.
• Connecting plants up to synthesizers.
• The sound of two black holes colliding. (Bloop!)
• Data Audializaion.
• How Windows XP users discovered that bush hid the facts.
• When did Bush get Microsoft to disable the "Bush hid the facts" Easter egg.
• The mongoose is a common sight on the Earth.
• The mongoose's shadow casts a faint glow upon the ancient tree.
• Reading aloud and trying to understand what you're reading at the same time.
• Cool as fuck yours truly uwu.
• The four poems that made you say "oh shit."
• Art that communicates ideas vs. art that communicates feelings.
• Bonus stage.
• Rock Band Karaoke.