318. Fast Thick Pants

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November 24th, 2025

1 hr 6 mins 10 secs

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Lords:

  • Mitch
  • Kory

Topics:

Microtopics:

  • Being a fledgling your whole life.
  • Mitch from the Super Mario Wiki.
  • The episode of Topic Lords where we specifically didn't discuss what's happening in Washington DC.
  • A show with nobody on it discussing nothing.
  • Putting money in the jukebox to have three minutes of peace and quiet.
  • A noise cancellation podcast that guesses what noise you'll probably be surrounded by when you listen.
  • The least notable of Nintendo's major failures.
  • What if we added a floppy disk reader to compete with the Playstation?
  • In retrospect, it sounds like a bad idea, but at the time, it also sounded like a bad idea.
  • Paying $100 for a plastic replica of a Virtual Boy to play Virtual Boy games on your Switch.
  • The rich tapestry of homebrew games for the Virtual Boy.
  • Why isn't the Nintendo 64DD in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
  • Animal Crossing for the Nintendo 64DD.
  • People writing very politely worded letters to Nintendo and getting Mother 3 released.
  • Playing with the 3D sculpture mini game on the title screen of Donkey Kong Bananza and thinking "I bet I could do something cool with this if I was an artist"
  • Mario Artist Polygon Studio.
  • Wario Ware as a spinoff of the Mario Paint series.
  • Family BASIC for the Famicom Disk System.
  • The Tonkachi Editor.
  • Mario 64 2 for the Game Boy Advance.
  • Vegging out by binging wristwatch repair videos.
  • Jewels on the movement that you ambiently know of.
  • Using a ruby or sapphire as a bearing for a mechanical device.
  • Synthetic corundum.
  • Why the little work is going back and forth.
  • Solving a very particular problem at a very micro scale.
  • Transistor radios advertising how many transistors are in there.
  • The World's First 128-Bit Web Site!
  • What 1990s video game enthusiasts knew about numbers of bits.
  • 1.21 Gigaflops!
  • The sad state of Nintendo 64 emulation.
  • Nintendo Classics – Nintendo Switch Online.
  • Migrating all the executables you use to the inside of virtual machines running Windows XP.
  • Winboat.
  • Linux distributions with as much or as little configuration as you want
  • How they made Linux good.
  • The year of Linux on the Desktop.
  • Attaching an IR transceiver to the GPIO pins.
  • Setting the oven via PHP script.
  • Getting an ancient Thinkpad to install Linux on.
  • The red nub in the middle of the keyboard.
  • Whether there's any possible way this $50 Thinkpad doesn't run Pico-8.
  • A stately pleasure dome decreed.
  • Women wailing for their demon lovers.
  • Five miles meandering with a mazy motion.
  • Samuel Taylor Coleridge: a native speaker of early modern English, or he's Just Like That?
  • A poem that starts with a real Rubik's Cube of a sentence.
  • How Adam Saltzman does it.
  • Procrastinating game development by installing Linux on everything.
  • The Zoologist with naming dibs.
  • Finally getting to name a beetle and choosing to name it a word borrowed from Serbo-Croatian just to piss people off.
  • The ICZN's stance on Serbo-Croatian.
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