274. Samuel Beckett's Animal Crossing Letters

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January 20th, 2025

1 hr 6 mins

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  • Crispy Shrimp Balls.
  • What makes it Dim Sum?
  • Whether there's always a cart that you roll around.
  • Tapas Lords, a new ASMR podcast.
  • The Blade of Cutie Pants: a Very Cutie Christmas.
  • Christmas Dangerous Dave.
  • Here's a song. I'm going to scroll past that.
  • Stock footage of Godzilla attacks.
  • An album about making games in Kilk n Play.
  • Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream.
  • Jim's songs in the Hypnospace OST.
  • Knowing a lot of people just by hanging out and being entertaining.
  • Recognizing sounds by looking at them.
  • Tea and Jam Advent Calendars.
  • Tippy Tops.
  • 3D-printed animals with wiggly arms.
  • Taking the economics of Halloween and applying it to Christmas.
  • Stocking Stuffers Every Day.
  • 365-day Advent Calendars.
  • Santa with a Fanta.
  • Showing Home Alone to a kid who already loves setting up traps.
  • An Advent Calendar filled with traps.
  • Never playing board games but opening up the boxes and playing with the pieces.
  • Fake Winstons.
  • Getting 2.5 trinkets from each person.
  • Half-Lego, Half-Chocolate.
  • Why your favorite NES games are terrible.
  • Shipping a game that's no good but damned if it doesn't exist.
  • A Failure of Science.
  • Rare game or Rare game?
  • The Treasure Master walk cycle.
  • The worst NES games with the best soundtracks.
  • British developers succeeding on the Commodore 64 but failing on the NES because people are willing to pay 6 quid for the latest Rob Hubbard track, but not $50.
  • Your neighbor who had Big Nose Freaks Out.
  • Punching the clues.
  • Buying the 3D version of Urban Champion on purpose.
  • Trying to go back to Super Monkey Ball.
  • Nostalgically revisiting your best Super Monkey Ball replays.
  • Accidentally transposing two digits and now you have a Super Monkey Ball world record.
  • Making local copies of videos you want to continue to exist.
  • Recognizing when something works for someone else but not you.
  • Writing letters to your animal neighbors.
  • The seven criteria to judge a letter.
  • How to safely write a letter about VVVVVV to your Animal Crossing neighbor.
  • Roleplaying James Joyce in Animal Crossing.
  • Teaching Animal Crossing a slur and then returning the cartridge to Gamestop.
  • Deciding that it's okay if local news stations freak out.
  • Taking joy in extremely mundane activities.
  • How you spend your moments and how you feel about them.
  • Watching TV so that in several decades you can go to a bar and find out who's the same age as you.
  • Practicing love by trying to love yourself.
  • The breakup song from the Wedding Singer.
  • Corollaries of aphantasia.
  • Blind people watching TV.
  • Learning to draw by studying human anatomy and proportions in detail and imagining the body kinesthetics.
  • Looney Tunes artists making faces in the mirror.
  • Knowing how bones go.
  • The Bone Book.
  • That's Topics!
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