167. Riker's Doing The Biting
January 2nd, 2023
1 hr 5 mins 13 secs
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Topics:
- 100KHz microphones
- There's an entire town in Alaska that's contained entirely in one building - https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2015/07/us/whittier-alaska-american-story/
- Tired: CRT filter in emulated video games. Wired: grainy magazine screenshot filter in emulated video games
- http://folklore.usc.edu/childrens-song-hitler-is-a-jerk/
- Coming back to games months after starting, forgetting what happened, totally forgetting how to play, and never playing again/starting over
- Vampire Survivors genre name
Microtopics:
- Sleeping with 20,000 podcasts.
- Hyper Light Waiter.
- Rift of the Necrodancer.
- Picking up a dog ribcage and the rest of the dog comes with it.
- A cat flowing out of your hands like water.
- Which organ you smell with.
- Dipping your fingies into the chicken vat to refresh the chicken smell.
- Serendipity, providence, kismet, fate: Stormdancing.
- Nyquist vs. Dayquist.
- A big talking world snake named Carlosti, just like in the Edda.
- Pitching a character's voice down four semitones to indicate that they're the bad guy.
- Inventing a sound never heard before.
- Doing a fun click.
- Whether to take Tidal seriously.
- Moving to a town that lives in a shopping mall.
- Snowpiercer but the wheels fell off.
- Signing your kids up for Twitter because they have to learn about death somehow.
- A tiktok sensation dancing with a subway sandwich.
- Visiting the sewage treatment plant next to the Forever 21.
- The only two Invisible War fans in the world, on the same podcast together.
- Crimothy, Jermdom and Frenchalor.
- The Archie Effect.
- A video card that's broken in an extremely specific way.
- Reading a brochure about Super Metroid over and over.
- A controller made of marzipan.
- 2x Sai vs. SuperEagle.
- DLSS but for pixel art.
- Star Wars but every six seconds it's a different director.
- Paying composers to make original music because you enjoy the idea of paying people to do work.
- A poem by Nega-Kanye West.
- The engine that drives the popularity of the "Whistle while you work / Hitler is a jerk" rhyme.
- Bratwurst vs. Vienna Sausage.
- Whether Data has functional genitalia.
- The episode of Star Trek: the Next Generation where Data stars in a porn film in order to better understand that part of the human experience.
- Star Trek Next Generation Triple-X Porn Parody: it's a satire.
- Trying to find the Star Trek Next Generation Triple-X porn parody but all you can find is endless copies of the Babylon 5 porn parody.
- Searching the internet and the universe for an answer.
- Pressing both the sticks in and the sea monkeys come out.
- What's cool about Dark Souls.
- Trying to get your mom to play Skyrim with the Macho Man Randy Savage mod installed.
- Video games: fuck the whole town!
- Game of the Year in the sense of Time Magazine's Man of the Year.
- Roguelikes: they're like Rogue.
- Single-stick shooters.
- The kind of game that a CSI character would play.
- What Fortnite was before it was a PubG clone.
- The extremely bitter blog post about the Edge team giving up and wrapping Chromium.
- Where to play Frog Fractions 4 and 5.
- How to feel about numbers.
- The most expensive Vampire Survivor-likes.
- Where to find Drop 7 2.
- Arcade Paradise.
- Bootleg Fractions.