302. Frog Fractions 2 OST 2: Still Croakin'

Lords:

• Kory
• Ryan

Topics:

• Incorrect stuff they teach you in school (blood, bats, soda cans, etc)
• Oops I’ve started over remaking my game again, ECS edition
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8OkkHSQjWg
  • https://bevy.org/
• Accidentally finding a cat on vacation
• Being Boring, by Wendy Cope
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/18ihpmd/poem_being_boring_by_wendy_cope/

Microtopics:

• Watching an epicurean professional licking the Switch and Switch 2 cartridges back to back.
• Switch 2 cartridges that don't contain a game but still taste disgusting.
• A digital key that tastes awful.
• 1 in 100,000 Switch 2 cartridges tasting absolutely delicious.
• Castlevania: Lords of Shadow: Relorded.
• How many people have licked the Switch game you just bought used.
• A construction worker spitting a big loog of chew and there's a Switch cartridge floating in it.
• Not everybody is Jim Stormdancer.
• And independent game design aficionado.
• The New York Mayoral primary.
• Hackmud.
• Games that get two soundtracks while some games don't even get one.
• Disasterpeace's Soupertasters theme song.
• How to prove that your blood is not blue until it hits the air.
• Why do bats e-chocolate??
• What color lobsters are until you cook them.
• In space, noone can not see your blue blood.
• Eating a 9-volt battery that tastes like chocolate.
• Strawberry flavored chocolate that you puff on.
• Hey, look who capitalism finally enslaved.
• A can of A&W Root Beer that folds in on itself like a neutron star and you don't get to drink any because it's just empty space.
• Believing the thing you were told before you turned 18.
• Bodyboarding on a plank of wood in an open field.
• An empire of the skies and caves.
• Whether the tritone was ever illegal.
• Education as a Russian doll of nested simplifications.
• Wait, this isn't plum pudding!
• Blood color facts.
• Tuning your piano down to A=420.
• Making one mistake and proceeding from the premise that everything you know is wrong.
• A t-shirt reading "My favorite guests don't have their fontanelles closed yet."
• How to structure your game world.
• A grid of lights that are flickering on and off.
• The tilty wooden labyrinth with holes in it.
• Always on the lookout for the next engine to rewrite your game in.
• One of those newfangled scripting languages that targets the NES.
• Renting a magic want and running from kiosk to kiosk doing quests.
• Finding the Pinecone of Peril.
• Capacitative touch interfaces aren't magical for you??
• Asymptotically approaching cat saturation.
• Framily.
• Hot and cold running cat slides.
• Weird reverb where things don't echo right because everything's wet.
• A Rainforest Cafe the size of several football fields.
• Rainforest Cafe Chic.
• A liquid balance tied to your QR code.
• Jailbreaking the soda fountain DRM, yelling "kill the banks" and spraying everyone with Mr. Pibb.
• Striving to be as boring as possible.
• Being boring. (In a good way.)
• Being asked how you're doing and scrambling to come up with something interesting to say.
• Trying to explain the Video Game History Foundation to your boss.
• The Video Game Thing Guy.
• Maintaining a garden and posting your harvests on your private Instagram.
• Stopping someone on the street and asking them what are the last six vegetables you grew.
• How to perform boredom after people realize that yawning means you're tired.
• Starting to make omelets a new way.
• Asking how someone is doing and bracing yourself for the answer.
  
• Getting emotional and intellectual sustenance from cleaning the bathroom.
• The me that comes up when you google my name.