86. Dad Boy Prime And The Shadow of Grung

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• Gary
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• Brayton
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Topics:

• Spirit Halloween's Youtube Channel
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3PL2DxHye4
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIbE6_Lt2w
• A drug you never want to try
• This list of people's favorite mugs, and how to generalize it
  • https://twitter.com/AnnaHollinrake/status/1382392715074211849
  • https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/1385291669801631744
• Devo - Theme from Doctor Detroit
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_A8Xe9M0NY
  • Unedited (syncable) commentary: https://youtu.be/QIK-ngWWhhs
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqnPciNhQXU
• Mechanics or features of a game that the game doesn't tell you about
• Which undead would you most like to become? Lich? Ghoul? Skeleton? Ghost? Zombie? Wight? Revenant?

Microtopics:

• What a .tv TLD indicates.
• Brayton's Bubbly Bog Water.
• Airdropping incredibly earthy mineral water directly to your house.
• Using the wrong musical sting.
• The gas station that functions both before and after noon.
• Drinking water out of a beer bong.
• The algorithm providing a solid recommendation for once.
• Going into Spirit Halloween and asking for something in an underfed Michael Myers.
• Giving out vaseline for Halloween.
• The truth according to vaseline.com.
• Whether vaseline meets FDA requirements for human consumption and whether that qualifies it as a foodstuff.
• Blooming your own onions at home so you can stop going to Outback every weekend.
• All the other things you could bloom with your new onion bloomer.
• A good way to go into a fugue state and have something on in the background while you're doing something else.
• A redditor who went missing after acquiring some Datura seeds.
• A recreational drug for which the lethal dose varies significantly from person to person.
• Deciding whether to join a cult based on whether you hallucinated the cult leader high fiving Aquaman or selling celebrity maps under a bridge.
• The serial rooster on the box of corn flakes who's roosting every time you see him.
• The rooster jumping off of the Corn Flakes box, grabbing the butcher knife, and giving you career advice.
• Explaining that cocaine isn't addictive and you would know because you do it every day.
• Scrolling through a Twitter thread about people's favorite mugs to see all the great mugs.
• Perusing the multivarious ways a person can like a mug.
• The East Berlin traffic light man.
• A trivet in your grandpa's kitchen that says Joint-S.T.A.R.S. and depicts a star firing a lightning bolt at a tank, and whether your grandpa is secretly an anime villain.
• A dragon clutching the world in its hands with an American flag pattern on its spread wings.
• The patriotism dragon.
• Our favorite mugs.
• Going on Twitter to relax.
• Whether a big enough knife counts as a sword.
• Devo Vevo.
• Dan Aykroyd speed walking while people make fun of him for the entire duration of the film.
• Mark Mothersbaugh jogging in a sealed garbage bag so he can quickly lose enough weight to qualify for his intended Devo weight class.
• The belt from the 1920s that jiggles you.
• Recording a commentary on a Dan Aykroyd movie as part of your podcast about Binding of Isaac collectibles.
• Replacing every transition wipe in Star Wars with Mark Mothersbaugh floating across the screen.
• The illusion of intentionality.
• A beat poet playing a bass constructed out of a bass drum
• Our favorite fake lap steel guitar solos and what synthesizers they were played on.
• The geniuses at genius.com having absolutely nothing to say about Devo's Theme to Doctor Detroit.
• The Charmin Bear's mom's opinions on ass wiping.
• A Transmissible Toilet Paper Disease That Affects Only Bears.
• Rubber Krulwich.
• Jogging and Pimps: the Doctor Detroit Story.
• One of those Doctor Detroit marriages you always hear about.
• The Curse of Doctor Detroit.
• Flying out of a still frame of a hot dog.
• Mark Mothersbaugh wearing an inflated bodysuit so that his silhouette matches Dan Aykroyd's when they speed walk together.
• Going to the area labeled "combat zone" in hopes of finding someone to shoot.
• Hiding aliens in your space game and never telling anybody about them.
• Hiding a main quest in your space game and never telling anybody about it.
• Getting a gamer treat for peeking into corners.
• How Portal should've warned you about its unusually high fall damage on the box.
• The pros and cons of being a lich.
• Whether April would stick around if Jim turned into a lich.
• Dying at Chuckie Cheese and being stuck there as a ghost forever.
• Whether being a zombie secretly feels awesome.
• The tragedy of Quake's wireheading grunts.
• Dying on the subway and having to listen to buskers for eternity.
• The parable of the good lich and the good billionaire.