212. Back In My Day, Kids Actually Crossied The Road

Lords:

• Mitch
  • https://janmisali.tumblr.com/
  • https://www.seximal.net/
• Andrew
  • https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/

Topics:

• Super Mario Bros. Wonder is the first mainline 2D Mario game since... (how many Super Mario games are there? update)
  • Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XejJ6PzPtEw
  • New survey: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScsj0Yibs4rJjHWjIRVb3wwHsgVS64qYOAoUWqRwrXEfgVeag/viewform
• Owning the domain emailfordogs.com for some reason
• When I took my driver's test, a kid ran out onto the road in front of me, I braked, and the proctor made a check mark on his forms.
• Love in the Age of Google by Brian Bilston
  • https://brianbilston.com/2018/08/
• The Burrito Run (a form of physical exercise)
• The WarioWare series has become increasingly story-driven in every game since WarioWare: Snapped! (DSi, 2008)

Microtopics:

• Your names.
• Jokes that have or have not been done.
• The real Jim Stormdancer. (On my birth certificate.)
• A game which has no sequels.
• Pizza Panda dot Pizza.
• Cultivating an audience who loves clicking links.
• A polling feature that is great for polling people.
• Why not use one thing? Just have one place where you post everything.
• How to make your audience stop clicking links.
• 358 games that might or might not be Super Mario games.
• A game called Super Mario Bros. Something.
• All the different years there hasn't been a new Super Mario game since.
• A controversy, but not one people care about.
• New guy just dropped: guy who gets in arguments about whether New Super Mario Bros. 2 is a mainline Super Mario game.
• Super Mario Bros. and Friends: When I Grow Up.
• Super Mario and his friends discussing what career paths they might take.
• Looking at all these MS-DOS colors.
• Brian A. Rice, Inc.: it's just a guy!
• Mario games for MS-DOS.
• A Mario fan theory that has been disproven extremely recently.
• Princess Peach and Princess Daisy having a conversation about something other than a man.
• The description of Daisy in Smash Ultimate trying to come up with convincing reasons why Peach and Daisy are different people.
• New Super Mario Bros. Mii.
• Super Mariologists studying Super Mariology.
• Super Mario Bros. Special.
• A smeary snapshot of your mind.
• A Mario game that was extremely expensive to make.
• Working on a game until it's ready.
• If you like Mario games, then it's one of them. If you don't then it's not.
• Super Mario Bros. Tudor.
• Super Mario Bros. Oneder.
• Getting email for dogs at emailfordogs.com.
• A hobby you used to be able to have.
• Enough people making up fake emails for their dogs that some them send email to your fake dog email domain name.
• Rip the old spacejam.com.
• Space Jam: a New Legacy.
• Reusing apacejam.com to capture all the people clicking on novelty domain names that redirect to spacejam.com.
• A very small scale conspiracy, between one driver's test examiner and one child.
• Being too flustered to deliberately fail your test.
• A checkbox on the DMV test labeled "did not assassinate my arch rival, whom I now owe five dollars."
• Back in my day kids actually Crossied the Road.
• A smoke made with the fume of sighs.
• A poem that scans as a poem.
• A million monkeys using a million trackers.
• One extremely busy monkey using a million trackers.
• A new form of physical exercise.
• Terraforming the hill to make your exercise routine more effective.
• Copylefted exercise routines.
• There are very few perfect things in life but this is the perfect exercise routine.
• Dogs who are like dogs.
• Dog theory.
• What's more habitual than eating lunch?
• Mathematical proof that all horses are the same color. (Except for the horse of a different color.)
• Booger joke fart joke silly game.
• A history of storytelling in the Wario Ware series.
• Wario's hiring process.
• A thing that happens after Wario puts a toilet on his head.
• Why the latest Wario Ware game has microgames in it.
• The Wario Ware employee who joined the company because he was such a big fan of previous games in the series.
• Nintendo games that implicitly support unionization and fan-fiction.
• The man who was too many Marios.
• Hearing Wario speak in full sentences.
• A thing that is nothing to write home about but writing home about it anyways.