77. A Vocal Quirk Of Your Mind (For Other People)

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Lords:

• Tyriq
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• Chris
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Topics:

• Revisiting Game Maker after 10 years, and getting right back into it
• What's your jrpg/anime vocal quirk?
• Electric showers
• Weval - Someday
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wEvzqdDZg
• UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage Lists
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UNESCO_Intangible_Cultural_Heritage_Lists

Microtopics:

• A game that has been in early access for 7,000 years.
• Coming back to software you last used a decade ago and finding that it has a night theme now.
• Old vs. new Game Maker.
• Knowing the context a word is borrowed from and assuming more meaning carried over than actually did.
• Terms that programming borrowed from philosophy, like "monad" and "blockchain."
• Function-shaped functions.
• Seeing people misuse a tool and trying to decide whether it'd be better to teach them how to use the tool, or make a new tool that works how they expect.
• That time someone tried to port Catacomb Kids to C++ before realizing that someone had been adding features to this game for ten years.
• The Dark Theme era.
• Jim just happening to know how many lines of code the Frog Fractions remaster is.
• How many lines of code is reasonable for an action roguelike that one person has worked on for ten years.
• Measuring code complexity by zipping it and looking at the file size.
• Designing the rules of a game to stop people from ruining it for themselves.
• How your laugh maps to your blood type.
• Deciding that when a character says "..." that means that they farted, and suddenly being able to enjoy Visual Novels.
• Whether Jay Gatsby saying "old sport" all the time is the same phenomenon as Moogles always saying "kupo."
• Typing in a swear word when an Animal Crossing character asks you for a new catchphrase and returning the cartridge to GameStop who will sell it to a small child and it'll end up on the local news.
• Incorporating goat noises into your speech in a subtle enough way that people aren't sure if you just made a goat noise.
• Everybody having their own weird noise that they made repeatedly instead of just having a face.
• Deciding that your signature isn't cool enough and hiring a signature designer to help you out.
• Whether "signature designer" is a real job you can make a living doing.
• Designing a different unique fart for every character in your JRPG so they each have a fart that fits your personality.
• Why making a fart noise with your tongue is called a "raspberry."
• How nobody can tell you've got a duck call under your COVID mask until it's too late.
• A showerhead plugged into a wall outlet.
• Heating water as it passes through the showerhead.
• Reassuring onlookers that you've been showering in an electric shower for decades and you've only been shocked a few times and you just have to not touch the metal plumbing.
• Wearing rubber shoes in the shower so the electric showerhead doesn't electrocute you.
• How nobody posting in the thread about electric showers has died.
• Electric showers waking you up even more effectively than regular showers.
• Not knowing what people want from things.
• Nuclear pacemakers.
• The number of nuclear pacemakers still in use today.
• Your nuclear pacemaker keeping your heart beating long after the rest of you has died.
• The Council of the Nuclear Hearts.
• Plugging your electric shower right into your nuclear heart.
• Electric flamethrowers.
• Lighting your cigarette with a tiny taser.
• 24 seconds of zooming in on the forest canopy.
• A video which is very dense with frames.
• A video which is exactly the kind of video that video codecs are be bad at encoding.
• Star Turns.
• A web site where people can repost your content uncredited and go viral.
• A guest accidentally unplugging their headphones followed by thirty seconds of "can you hear me? I can hear you."
• Standing on a floor that is painted to give you vertigo.
• Buildings that are cool in this video.
• Getting really excited every time you see aerial photography.
• Freeways.
• Starting with macro shots of urban environments and transitioning to wider shots of rural environments.
• Canopy shyness.
• Voronoi diagrams.
• Preserving aspects of human culture that don't take the form of a physical object.
• Intangible cultural heritage in need of urgent safeguarding.
• Intangible culture lost in the natural process of human becomingness.
• Whether history is worth knowing.
• A series of Duke Nukem strategy guides collected in the Library of Congress, rebound to look like a hardcover from the 1950s.
• What it takes to preserve a skill that a community of people practices over the course of their lives.
• Dance notation for very constrained types of dance.
• Tugging rituals.
• Avalanche risk management.
• Notation for bee dances.
• Dance notation which is just a list of where all the ping pong balls were.
• How every culture agrees that Kiki is the spiky one and Bouba is the round one.
• Wine horses.
• A very Western centric view of how many instruments have ever existed.
• How to make the number four out of only letters.