367. A Mausoleum For Chompies

Lords:

• Nick
  
  • https://nicknicknicknick.net/
    
• Stevie
  
  • https://hryx.bandcamp.com/

Topics:

• My Experience Moving to Pittsburgh
  
• Saw-toothed roofs are making a comeback, baby
  
• The science of eating on the toilet
  
• I Slapped Mothman's Ass
  
  • https://www.etsy.com/listing/933349056/mothmans-ass-bumpersticker-i-slapped
    
• Star Trek: TNG Season 1 postulated a being of the most concentrated evil in the universe, and it was a 4chan troll covered in Metamucil and printer ink.
  
• Requiring waiters to serve you food is as ridiculous as requiring gas station attendants to fill your car

Microtopics:

• Your least favorite thing about Markdown.
  
• Having a really nice failure state.
  
• Fixing your asterisk with a backslash.
  
• Pivoting to deviled eggs to hit the timing window.
  
• The Frog Fractions URL of the Year soundtrack LP .
  
• The Scrubbin' Trubble OST.
  
• The novel Steven King wrote about deviled eggs, except they're cursed.
  
• Joining the Topic Lords discord just for the PiCoSteveMo thread.
  
• Permanently moving to Pittsburgh.
  
• Dying the river green for St. Patrick's Day.
  
• An eidetic memory but just for topics.
  
• Skyscrapers with mooring posts for dirigibles.
  
• Collaborative and neighborly driving.
  
• The whiteboard lecture you have prepared for everyone you see driving too fast on the freeway.
  
• Getting perogies literally every time you leave the house.
  
• Burning the sacred shrouds of Mr. Rogers soaked in martini oil.
  
• Burning all your excess Mr. Rogers sweaters in lieu of coal to power your steam train.
  
• A last name that's allergic to vowels.
  
• The function of sawtooth roofs.
  
• A massive amount of natural light coming into whatever building it is.
  
• Finally seeing emoji in person.
  
• Shitty shells, porous to bacteria!
  
• Being mostly food but hopefully for very small things.
  
• Why all the roofs in Pittsburgh are flat.
  
• Taking a tour of the Warner Bros. studio lot.
  
• Your girlfriend signing you up to be an extra in the next season of The Pitt.
  
• Paint me a Dream (1997)
  
• Not being sure if this movie doesn't have any goofs or if you just can't find them with the new IMDb interface.
  
• Learning to smoke a cigarette but it's just a light bulb at the end of a Silly Straw.
  
• Sucking: it's not eating.
  
• Turning a solid into a liquid in your mouth.
  
• An amuse bouche for the cookie sommelier.
  
• The fecal-oral route of bacteria transmission.
  
• Sucking a lollipop and letting the dissolved lollipop drip out of your mouth, refusing to swallow any of it.
  
• The danger of chewing ice cubes. (Whether you're on the toilet or not.)
  
• The ice cube chewing postulate.
  
• A dog cone funnel filled with General Tso's Chicken.
  
• A supercomputer that can weigh the risks and benefits of eating a cheeseburger while on the toilet.
  
• Mothman Ate My Entire Ass at Denny's.
  
• A web search for "mothman statue great ass"
  
• Local Cryptid.
  
• Digital abs and analog ass.
  
• The RoboCop sequel where the only part they could save was the ass.
  
• The Dawn of the Dead museum in the mall where they filmed Dawn of the Dead.
  
• Finding out that your mom was a zombie extra in Dawn of the Dead.
  
• A bipedal humanoid emerging from the goo.
  
• The Omelas kid inventing 4chan.
  
• Star Trek episodes where the entire galaxy might explode vs. episodes where Geordi might get annoyed.
  
• Riker looking extremely unimpressed at this particular goop monster.
  
• Breaking Mothman Update: Mothman Eats Homophobes.
  
• What states still mandate full-service gas stations.
  
• The Tipping Onus.
  
• Ringing the Rude American bell.
  
• Ordering Coldstone via Doordash so the Doordash driver has to listen to the singing Coldstone employees instead of you.
  
• Musical Theater Offsets, where you pay people to plant trees to make up for all the musical theater you're performing and/or listening to.
  
• Standing very still in an anechoic chamber so you can hear your tinnitus extremely well.
  
• Saying offensive things on Twitter to make your followers unfollow you, but then new people get excited about your offensive statements and follow you.
  
• Convincing people to log back in to Twitter for the first time in years just so they can unfollow you.
  
• nicknicknicknicknicknicknick.gov
  
• The Odd Object discord. (It used to be the Catacomb Kids discord.)
  
• Happy National Deviled Egg Day!
  
• Doffing your lord hat.