286. A Kangaroo The Size Of Two Kangaroos

Lords:

• John
• Tyriq
  • https://oddobject.zone/

Topics:

• "Is it harder with twins than with one?" "I wouldn't know."
• Would it be neat or terrible to live on a supercontinent
• That X-Files episode when Scully scanned an alien artifact in a grocery store's bar code reader
• When I Am Among The Trees by Mary Oliver
  • https://cih.ucsd.edu/sites/cih.ucsd.edu/files/cfm/When%20I%20am%20among%20the%20Trees%20by%20Mary%20Oliver.pdf
• Dippin' Dots except each dot is a tiny burger

Microtopics:

• Pouring a glass of water and leaving it for your future self to discover later.
• What Jim used his mailing list for before Mail Chimp shut in down.
• Discussion things. (Not topics.)
• Trying to do a bit and the person you're doing s bit to does a bit back and now you're doing two bits.
• Raising a couple of outliers.
• Children who have learned how to run but have not yet learned not to run into the street.
• You're already making dinner for one twin, why not feed the other one too?
• Raising a child with your tired adult body.
• Is it bad for twins to always be together?
• A/B testing your twins.
• Getting Minecraft pajamas for the kid who keep talking about Minecraft.
• It's like Legos but there are monsters.
• Running Doom in Minecraft redstone at four hours per frame.
• The continents being spread out like s badly peeled orange.
• Flying around in the Aluminium Falcon.
• Pangaea vs. Panthalassa.
• A small bird that digs into your bag and eats your food and it's not afraid of you because it has no predators.
• Wooly Rhinoceroses, Land Sharks, and
• A little guy in a world that's too big for him.
• Playing Counterstrike and always picking the map where you are a mouse in a gigantic kitchen and all your friends hate it
• The katamari getting bigger but the prince stays the same size.
• Finishing your book about mice knights before you realize you're writing a children's series.
• The breadth of fiction about sapient rodents.
• Inner-Continental Gigantism.
• Finding a reason to offscreen your lead actress.
• Why Scully uses a different text editor to write her reports in every episode.
• What does Scully do with the dog she adopted?
• What happened to alien abductions?
• A very powerful spice and making an entire meal out of just the spice.
• The Lone Gunmen. (Cancelled after half a season.)
• Watching unaired Lone Gunmen pilot for Casey's Star Trek podcast
• Short subject lords.
• Equally the beach, the oaks and the pines.
• To go easy, to be filled with light.
• How much five dollar words cost now, adjusted for inflation.
• Becoming a nature person over time.
• Whether dollars existed in the 1580s.
• Measuring the value of a word by multiplying chips by mult.
• Hoping to one day look back on your experiences playing Balatro.
• A thousand burgers each the size of a grain of quinoa.
• Whether it's possible to make hamburger buns smaller.
• They're just tiny burgers, so why don't you call them that?
• Maximizing your burger's surface area because you taste the surface, not the middle.
• You can't taste the middle of a burger!
• A plate full of Dippin' Dots burgers.
• Eating rice, but each grain takes like a burger.
• A bed of the finest chopped onions.
• Making a rectangle of steamed hamburger and chopping them up in a grid.
• Extruding tiny finished hamburgers out of the pasta machine.
• Odd Object dot Zone.
• The Garages' final final album.