233. A Huge Pile Of Gold You Just Use To Shoot Porn On

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April 8th, 2024

1 hr 12 mins 35 secs

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Lords:

  • Jonah
  • AC

Topics:

  • When was the last time you listened to a song backwards?
  • Decentralized manufacturing
  • Are there other terms like "foodies," to describe those who are super into universal bodily functions?
  • The Bathroom Line, by Jesse Thurston
  • Playtesting legos

Microtopics:

  • Pet Rock Dot Site
  • Whether rhythm is a kind of sound.
  • A rhythm synthesizer that produces control voltages.
  • All the things you could hypothetically like about New York City.
  • Crowded speculative real estate.
  • Canada's role as a fire hazard.
  • The power company in charge of all the wildfires.
  • What happened to Smokey the Bear.
  • Stopping for lobsters crossing the highway.
  • Whether Smokey the Bear died in his sleep.
  • Putting the oven on self clean and it cleans your whole house.
  • Bringing back Satanic Panic to make backmasking cool again.
  • Constructing a cliff that echoes backwards.
  • Musique Concrete.
  • The kind of people who would make an album in Csound.
  • Admitting that your music is hilarious.
  • Conlon Nancarrow's works for player piano.
  • Black MIDI.
  • Knowing that you should be adding a constraint to your assertion but not knowing what it should be.
  • If Conlon Nancarrow had only entered cryosleep.
  • Loading up a song in Sound Forge.
  • Squid Salmple.
  • Bluetooth: it works every time!
  • Virtual modular synthesizers with cool cable physics.
  • The etymology of backmasking.
  • If Wiktionary is so good, why isn't there a Wiktionary 2?
  • Franchising your rhythm box.
  • Doing each other's administrative work.
  • Doing a labor swap to get fresh eyes on your project.
  • Ubering to the trail head.
  • Imagine: paying rent for an office.
  • Poopsocking it on this family show.
  • The Armory.
  • Going back in time and having $14 million.
  • Selling your forehead as advertising space.
  • Joseph Circuit City Smith.
  • This man needs your help to remove his porn logo forehead tattoos.
  • Aspirational snake eye contacts.
  • Your contacts contact.
  • Antique sword knife bookmark charm sword knife pendants knife charms for bookmarks.
  • Going to the breathing club and breathing really hard.
  • The Hearty-Starty.
  • Trying to joke about a thing that turns out to just be a real thing.
  • A Facebook group for people who love shitting.
  • Blinkos and all the nuances of the ways they love to blink.
  • A whole world just for smelling.
  • How your heart doesn't stop every time you sneeze.
  • Green text vs. other colors of text.
  • The r/bluetext subreddit that's all about links to other web sites.
  • Nutty Gum and Fruit Spleggings.
  • Finding the one while in line to poop.
  • Going to college for like a year and one of the best things about it was the bathroom graffiti.
  • A chalkboard in the physics department's bathroom stall.
  • Help I'm trapped in the bathroom grout.
  • Peeing while trying to think of a poem.
  • Peeing your pants in the bathroom.
  • Don't Backmask Me, Bro.
  • Finding someone in a bar who wants to playtest your experimental game for three hours.
  • The movie Yesterday except for inventing Legos.
  • Following instructions as a way to fidget.
  • Trying to solve a difficult programming puzzle when someone comes up and starts biting you in the ass.
  • All the ways someone can be onboarded onto an experience.
  • Free HTML5 Games Tagged Idle.
  • Top Three Clickers.
  • Roguathia.
  • Waiting until you have more SP to select upgrades.
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