360. The Screen Disapproves

Lords:

• CisHetKayfaber
  
• Charles
  
  • https://nohomework.website/

Topics:

• When your therapist introduces their own problems that you don't have
  
• Color as a separate sensory axis (deprioritized for some, assumption of color in black and white things, dreaming in black and white)
  
• One-handed triangle
  
• Many, Many Tekel Upharsin by Jacob Bacharach
  
  • https://bsky.app/profile/jacobbacharach.bsky.social/post/3mruuexkb4k2c
    
• Screen time is a classist plot

Microtopics:

• Ironic usernames.
  
• Bilingual global information security IT legal compliance.
  
• Knowing each other through the replies.
  
• Patrick Cosmos, L Ron Mexico and Senator Lemon Gogurt.
  
• Taking on a challenge to guest on more than one podcast per week.
  
• The legal comedy podcast ouevre.
  
• Riffing with your therapist.
  
• Your therapist getting really upset about political events and you have to calm them down and then they bill you for the hour.
  
• Finding your zen when things make you shouty.
  
• Your psychiatrist telling you you can't have a mental disorder because you've published papers.
  
• Staying with a therapist longer than is therapeutically useful.
  
• Doing your best to not worry about things you can't fix.
  
• Why everyone is to choosing to affront you, the protagonist of the universe.
  
• Surviving the chaos that being a parent introduces into your world.
  
• Therapy access in Japan.
  
• The development stage in which kids are unreasonable.
  
• Recalled image pastiche.
  
• Inability to perceive sunburn.
  
• How to tell if a light switch is working in a dream.
  
• People who can analyze that they like about music.
  
• Deprioritizing color information in the same way a color blind person would.
  
• Coming to reality with different axes of perception.
  
• Spending time around people who notice eye color.
  
• Self-describing phenomena.
  
• Converting to Catholicism so you can become white.
  
• A triangle that's not shaped like a triangle but it sounds like a triangle.
  
• Playing a triangle like a shaker.
  
• Touching the exposed bars so that it sounds like you're eating with chopsticks.
  
• The Triangle Tessitura.
  
• A one-man band on the boardwalk clapping cymbals with his knees.
  
• Not hating a thing because your emotional range just doesn't reach that far.
  
• Stomp Clap Hey Band.
  
• DannyB Fanfic.
  
• Trying to live forever via various peptides and also your son's blood.
  
• Using Jewish artifacts in a drunken reverie.
  
• Doing your own hair transplants at home.
  
• Hey buddy, can you get these peptides in Japan?
  
• The Ozymandias level of hubris that demands its own poem.
  
• Becoming a meme of yourself.
  
• Different kinds of screen time.
  
• Growing up with unlimited screen time and almost getting a PhD.
  
• Hyperpalatability.
  
• The attention economy.
  
• Not knowing about an Internet phenomenon.
  
• Developing agriculture and then it all goes to hell.
  
• Figuring out everything you have to do and then doing the easiest thing on the list.
  
• The Screen Disapproves.
  
• Taking the coping strategies that you can get.
  
• The best parenting strategy you can hope for without having infinite free time.
  
• Babe Ruth walking with choppy legs on his home run trot.