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357. Let's Be Each Other's Encrypted Off-Site Backup

August 24th, 2026

1 hr 7 mins

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Lords:

  • Rebecca
  • Martin

Topics:

  • Running a home server: Easier than you might think and very useful to do
  • The best place to find poetry is on vacation
  • Winston reading every sign in Target
  • Zampiceni's Marketplace, by Margaret Szumonski
  • Hot dog research thursdays and bad dracula nights

Microtopics:

  • Tomato season: the tomatoes look pretty good.
  • Mozart in the Park.
  • Actors: they're not fussy like cellists.
  • Ancient Greek plays where they stab each other.
  • 10 hours of Star Trek engine noises.
  • An illicit hacker breaking into your Jellyfin server and watching your Star Trek.
  • Listen to Data putter around.
  • A recurring thing with a database that you have to keep debugging.
  • Building a normal computer out of normal parts.
  • Everybody being each other's encrypted off-site backup.
  • Opening books and closing them, then opening them again and closing them again.
  • The one about the horny grocery store.
  • Having a difficult time finding delicious food in Massachusetts.
  • The kind of food they feed you on a weaving retreat.
  • Sitting in a Starbucks, staring at the internet and rotting.
  • Walking into an indie music store and perusing the local music section.
  • Getting mad on vacation because you miss your cats.
  • Nothing Beats Doing Nothing.
  • Buying grape juice from vineyards and making wine at home.
  • All the little guys that help you make wine and cheese.
  • Wrapping your wine fermentation vats in blankets so all the bacteria are more comfortable.
  • Folks who assume you know about wine because you're from California.
  • An advertisement exhorting you to go where you already are.
  • Abag & Iclei?? What does that mean?
  • Puzzling out the vanity plates.
  • Growing up watching only PBS and then falling for every ad as an adult because you have no ad literacy.
  • Seeing a targeted ad and feeling like you failed as a person because you want to buy the thing.
  • How Instagram ruined hash tags.
  • Getting off-topic but it's okay because it's a different topic.
  • Prose poems and deconstructed sandwiches.
  • Absolutely! No parking! For Buca di Beppo!
  • Having notes on this sign.
  • Seeing a sign and thinking "hmm, someone must've parked for Buca di Beppo here."
  • Your tight five on East Coast Fallouts ruined the Fallout TV series.
  • The grocer cutting open the pomegranates so you can touch them.
  • Muscles building like coconuts, lifting whole regimes of bananas.
  • Why are husbands so wrong about Zampiceni's Marketplace?
  • Moammar Gaddafi's obsession with Condoleezza Rice.
  • Getting curious what Danny Devito was doing in the 1970s.
  • The invention of No-Fault Divorce.
  • Be sure to marry someone you can go to the grocery store with. (Especially the sexy grocery store.)
  • Saving the horny onions for your next appearance.
  • What to do with all the write-in topics now that we don't have a write-in segment.
  • Who to turn to for pizza research now that the Pizza Research Institute has shut down.
  • A pizza that's more like a heaping roasted salad.
  • Inventing the peanut butter and pickle hot dog once a week.
  • Putting peanut butter on noodles.
  • Food wizards.
  • As much star anise as you could possibly ever use.
  • Learning to cook in a no-onion environment.
  • Fermenty Black Beans.
  • Medium to high-effort hot dogs.
  • Dracula just trying to be a good dad.
  • Quitting Bad Dracula Day for good.
  • Lucy pulling the football away. (The football is good Dracula movies.)
  • A movie where karate guys do kick-ass moves while children are being trafficked.
  • Michelle Yeoh as Cop Lady.
  • Fast forward 200 years and it's 1972 and there's a funk soundtrack.
  • Hosting your own patreon, and other ideas that will definitely work.
  • Being on the Fediverse to post and on Bluesky to cry.
  • What Gene Siskel thinks of the Blacula sequel.
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