362. It's Me, Your Own Guy

Lords:

• Esper
  
  • https://ourbroadcastday.com/
    
• Mitch
  
  • https://topiclords.com/tags/mitch

Topics:

• Making a daily show
  
  • https://www.youtube.com/@MagicEveryDaywEQ
    
  • https://www.youtube.com/@Twinbeard_
    
• Beatspell (Rhythm Heaven Groove)
  
• The Topic Lords IMDB page
  
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30527870/episodes/
    
• Dad are you at bus stop riding on a bus at work
  
  • https://beige.party/@maxleibman/116884326841775088
    
• Oops! 45% of tumblr users don't read the plaintext above a poll before participating in the poll
  
  • https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mDCGI0uSScqGUNiSM82C3d6KK0Orkijj98qabIE8FTE/edit?gid=1797283451#gid=1797283451
    
  • https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSccEEQQsI_5El_rWwru7czngN34fgx3Gb9CVzUjyhtP7GXfWg/viewanalytics

Microtopics:

• Plugging purposes.
  
• Magic Every Day with Esper Quinn.
  
• August 3rd until the end of linear time.
  
• If you like moving pixels entering your eyeballs, you'll love this Youtube series.
  
• Dulcet apple pie.
  
• The Super Mario Wiki Mario Awards.
  
• Everyone's second-least favorite Mario thing.
  
• Calling a thing mediocre when you don't want to admit that it's good
  
• Using a botnet to convince everyone that "dogshit" is a laudatory word.
  
• Words more laudatory than "perfect."
  
• Stealing an idea from someone who also stole it.
  
• Playing exactly one Mario level a day.
  
• Youtube banning a certain kind of video because it's too cool.
  
• Personally knowing everyone who watches your Youtube channel.
  
• How hard it is to get Youtube to show you channels with less than 20 views a day.
  
• Rhythm Heavens: there are five of them now!
  
• A rhythm roguelike where you fight enemies by dancing at them.
  
• How to play Rhythm Heaven if you don't have a Switch.
  
• The Rhythm Heaven Groove developers apologizing about latency issues and then doing nothing to fix them.
  
• Rhythm games with excellent lag calibration facilities.
  
• The screen reader robot getting morose and depressed when you turn it off.
  
• Blind people playing Rhythm Heaven Groove.
  
• Blind-accessible video games.
  
• Lesbian Beatspell lore.
  
• Dodging the time warp and ending up in the future.
  
• Making the show more lovable so listeners spontaneously do thankless rote data entry tasks.
  
• Explaining to grandma what a podcast is every time you see her.
  
• Shoutcast stations.
  
• Going to bat for vods.
  
• Incidental line breaks.
  
• A poem that's a poem in the same way that an open-faced sandwich is a sandwich.
  
• Come on, thankless Topic Subject!
  
• The 55% of Tumblr users that read a poll before answering it.
  
• Being on your way to go to a building.
  
• Explaining important context in tiny text.
  
• Maintaining a list of alternative titles of Mario games.
  
• Survey techniques that come off as condescending.
  
• Super Mario DVD menu games.
  
• Hiring people to localize your gimmick Mario survey into EFIGS.
  
• Mario the blunt object.
  
• The Paper Mario Sticker Star inflection point.
  
• Whether the Japanese Super Mario Portal would classify Fire Emblem as an RPG.
  
• Coming up with examples of things that aren't video games but also aren't funny to call a video game.
  
• The Choose Your Own Adventure Interactive DVD.
  
• Whether Black Mirror Bandersnatch is a video game.
  
• Whether mayonnaise is a video game.
  
• Quest for the Rings for the Odyssey 2.
  
• Asking someone to make you a sandwich without specifying what kind of sandwich.
  
• Deciding that you like video games and therefore video games that you don't like aren't actually video games.
  
• Smashing binaries.
  
• A film is something that has Freddie Krueger in it.
  
• Gamers vs. Moviegoers.