314. Gotta Catch Half Of 'Em!

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October 27th, 2025

1 hr 4 mins 45 secs

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Lords:

  • Elena
  • Joël

Topics:

Microtopics:

  • Packing cubes.
  • The Rolling Method.
  • Modular backpacks.
  • Camera people: a different type of people.
  • Nested zippered envelopes labeled one through five.
  • Why does your purse say "three" on it??
  • Tool user opinions.
  • Getting ready for fiction to incorporate our new conception of what AI is.
  • Running experiments on people who self-identify as lucky or unlucky.
  • Gladstone Gander.
  • Paying your put-upon nephew a dime to accompany you on a trip to Zazu-Zazu.
  • Stan Connery's terrible taste in roles.
  • Natalie Portman's Tom Scott number.
  • Systems that are gamable but not trivially gamable.
  • Rick Rubin numbers vs. Sabbath Numbers.
  • The Kumano Kodo Trail's trail adjudicators ringing a bell and giving you a certificate to certify that you've walked their trail.
  • A terrible time of year to hike the Camino de Santiago.
  • Taking a wrong turn while hiking the Camino de Santiago and ending up on France.
  • All the school children running over to high five the pilgrims.
  • Feral Eucalyptus plantation.
  • Peeking into all the ancient mills.
  • Shrine tossing tricks.
  • Passing bones from chopstick to chopstick.
  • The three major sources of ritual pollution.
  • Getting sick of climbing the hill all the time so you write a poem explaining that the gods don't want the shrine to be at the top of the hill any more.
  • Harassment prevention for non-supervisors.
  • Printing and framing the certificate you got after taking the class on filling out your timecard.
  • The uncle so otherwise never contacts you sending you a happy birthday message on LinkedIn every year.
  • Endorsing your friend on LinkedIn for being a git.
  • Balloons in the sewer.
  • Sokoban mechanics that could apply Stephen King's It.
  • A tricycle kart racer set in the Overlook hotel.
  • NanoSteveMo.
  • The scruffy guy the hotel manager doesn't want around.
  • Singlehandedly supplying the fanbase for this Mo.
  • Hoarding Pico-8 cartridges on you desktop.
  • The Spore creature creator exporting your creature as a PNG.
  • A topic for another Topic Lords.
  • Concatenating a zip file to the end of a different file.
  • Here's this artifact. Please try it out.
  • Saving PNGs to Starlings.
  • Storing your Pico-8 game in a bird.
  • Shamir's Secret Sharing Scheme.
  • Pirating software on Usenet.
  • Catching 50 out of 100 birds to extract the Pico-8 game from them.
  • Realizing that it's a plums in a refrigerator thing and moving on.
  • Helping a stranger grieve using your well-honed crossword skills.
  • Approaching classical literature as a collection of in-jokes and wanting to be in on the joke.
  • A book with a serrated edge.
  • How to read a book vs. how to read a poem.
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