314. Gotta Catch Half Of 'Em!
October 27th, 2025
1 hr 4 mins 45 secs
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About this Episode
Lords:
- Elena
- Joël
Topics:
- The Luck Factor:
- Dual pilgrim certificate
- The return of PicoSteveMo
- Every poem, by every human
Microtopics:
- Packing cubes.
- The Rolling Method.
- Modular backpacks.
- Camera people: a different type of people.
- Nested zippered envelopes labeled one through five.
- Why does your purse say "three" on it??
- Tool user opinions.
- Getting ready for fiction to incorporate our new conception of what AI is.
- Running experiments on people who self-identify as lucky or unlucky.
- Gladstone Gander.
- Paying your put-upon nephew a dime to accompany you on a trip to Zazu-Zazu.
- Stan Connery's terrible taste in roles.
- Natalie Portman's Tom Scott number.
- Systems that are gamable but not trivially gamable.
- Rick Rubin numbers vs. Sabbath Numbers.
- The Kumano Kodo Trail's trail adjudicators ringing a bell and giving you a certificate to certify that you've walked their trail.
- A terrible time of year to hike the Camino de Santiago.
- Taking a wrong turn while hiking the Camino de Santiago and ending up on France.
- All the school children running over to high five the pilgrims.
- Feral Eucalyptus plantation.
- Peeking into all the ancient mills.
- Shrine tossing tricks.
- Passing bones from chopstick to chopstick.
- The three major sources of ritual pollution.
- Getting sick of climbing the hill all the time so you write a poem explaining that the gods don't want the shrine to be at the top of the hill any more.
- Harassment prevention for non-supervisors.
- Printing and framing the certificate you got after taking the class on filling out your timecard.
- The uncle so otherwise never contacts you sending you a happy birthday message on LinkedIn every year.
- Endorsing your friend on LinkedIn for being a git.
- Balloons in the sewer.
- Sokoban mechanics that could apply Stephen King's It.
- A tricycle kart racer set in the Overlook hotel.
- NanoSteveMo.
- The scruffy guy the hotel manager doesn't want around.
- Singlehandedly supplying the fanbase for this Mo.
- Hoarding Pico-8 cartridges on you desktop.
- The Spore creature creator exporting your creature as a PNG.
- A topic for another Topic Lords.
- Concatenating a zip file to the end of a different file.
- Here's this artifact. Please try it out.
- Saving PNGs to Starlings.
- Storing your Pico-8 game in a bird.
- Shamir's Secret Sharing Scheme.
- Pirating software on Usenet.
- Catching 50 out of 100 birds to extract the Pico-8 game from them.
- Realizing that it's a plums in a refrigerator thing and moving on.
- Helping a stranger grieve using your well-honed crossword skills.
- Approaching classical literature as a collection of in-jokes and wanting to be in on the joke.
- A book with a serrated edge.
- How to read a book vs. how to read a poem.