300. Dave's Kid Doesn't Know How To Spit

Lords:

• Jenni
• Tyriq

Topics:

• Internal Monologue Soundboards
• Ash wants to be the very best, but at what cost? When is competition a bad thing?
• The different ways people play games
• Friendship is a skill
• Water… Earth… Fire… Air… which bending is best bending?

Microtopics:

• Scrubbin' Trouble.
• Figuring out how to do a multiplayer roguelike.
• Power leveling all your skills at once and hoping it's enough.
• Looking at the comments, because there might be something good in there.
• The Dawn of Our Topic Lords Century.
• Why all ducks sound like that.
• Hearing a sound an incorporating it into your internal monologue.
• Saying "good morning" whenever you pick up the phone no matter what time of day it is.
• Alone in the Dark Hedge Maze Mafioso Barks.
• Talkin' Barks.
• A vault full of clones of a guy named Gary and the only thing they can say is "Gary"
• You're a cluster of cells wafting through the universe and latching onto phrases you hear on the internet.
• Kids who think they invented being dumb on the Internet.
• The Bill Nye theme song sound board.
• Wanting to be the very best, like noone ever was, and defining "best" as "kindest."
• Wanting to be the very best, and then being it, and then no longer being it and losing your entire sense of identity.
• What if you're on a spaceship? Lots of weird things happen on a spaceship.
• Striving to be the most benevolent god, like noone ever was.
• The sound of angering the giant goose.
• Trying to get your significant other to play Outer Wilds because you can't fly the spaceship.
• Solving puzzles with the internet.
• Super Metroid + Link to the Past and other multi-game randomizers.
• Lies on video game forums.
• The Search for the Last Great Secret.
• A Clop or a Girp.
• Collecting meat for a Roguelike Celebration talk.
• Holding a meeting about all the ways your project could potentially fail.
• Good mortem!
• Going back in time and all humans clump together like a giant Katamari.
• Friendship as a skill vs. friendship as a natural outcome of your life circumstances.
• Friendship decay, a a problem that neurotypicals have.
• Keeping up with real life friends vs. with Internet friends.
• Online games as a third place.
• Complaining about all the ways in which your are socially incompetent.
• Inviting people over for a listening party.
• Not knowing what number you're thinking of but knowing that it's either odd or even.
• Filling away tidbits of information.
• The Y2K problem where when pro people start being over 127 years old, everyone remembers them as being -128.
• Things that are impossible to think about because you have no frame of reference.
• Making yourself a little coffee treat and scrolling reddit so you can stop thinking about death.
• Water is imba!
• Whether magma falls under bending Earth or bending Fire.
• Highly fluid particulate sand.
• Which bending is most delicious, according to avatarfandom.com
• The cosmology of Jefferson Starship's "We Built This City"
• Whether circuit bending is still fun now that everything is software-controlled.
• Circuit bending your electric together.
• The Goodbye Noise.
• Odd Object dot Zone.
• Hamster Disco.