304. Turn On The MacLachlan

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August 18th, 2025

1 hr 7 mins 26 secs

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  • Bringing the fact that you are now a Lord to everyone's attention.
  • Hitting 1700 nautical miles today.
  • Demonschool. (Wishlist it.)
  • Whether it helps to un-wishlist and re-wishlist a game on Steam.
  • The Hot Dog Plant.
  • Tiny stinky blobs that attach to each other.
  • What kind of marsh grasses rich people in the 80s would have in their house.
  • Calling an aesthetic "southwestern" even though it's to the east of you.
  • A pep rally band playing a Lil Nas X tune.
  • The band soundtracking your No Kings rally playing a medley of Blister in the Sun, When the Saints Go Marching In, and I Want You Back.
  • Transcribing music from Double Dragon 2 and slipping under the door of your high school band director.
  • Disasterpeace's score for Under the Silver Lake.
  • How many people it takes to compose a pop song.
  • What it means to be a producer.
  • Kyle MacLaughlan desperately trying to hold on to Elizabeth Berkeley.
  • Christopher Lambert being legally blind and accidentally stabbing everyone while filming Highlander.
  • A weird guy who goes "hheeehh"
  • Mean Guns.
  • Putting a b-movie guy in a b-movie and everyone is like "nice!"
  • The Recent Vampire Movie With Nicolas Cage.
  • The kind of movie you can follow without looking at the screen.
  • Someone who has at least one idea and a vision for how to achieve it.
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme pushing you aside so he can take over the editing suite.
  • Making a movie while making another movie.
  • The dwindling number of people getting weird chances.
  • What day they bury people in Ghana.
  • Art that's only good if a friend explains what's good about it first.
  • The comic relief witch doctor who is funny because he keeps screwing up.
  • Trying to type on a 25 key keyboard.
  • The three knobs that you have to be able to see best in a low light environment.
  • The ultrasaw: not as good as a supersaw.
  • Paying extra to get the one in red because of the kind of person you are.
  • Why buy an analog synthesizer in 2025?
  • The tactile wall of knobs.
  • The giant modular synthesizer at Mills college.
  • The tiniest patch cables.
  • Adamantium Rage's FM doom metal soundtrack.
  • Did you mean: I love Mickey Mouse?
  • Emailing Arturia Support.
  • The Pants That Said Maximum.
  • A poem with rotational symmetry around the center axis.
  • A poem where the whole point is the acrostic complaining about something.
  • Eating the leaves and stems of a squash blossom.
  • Allowing lettuce to bolt.
  • AeroLettuce.
  • Making pesto out of herbs other than basil.
  • The fragrance and the earth tones you get from a bay leaf.
  • Top garden plants you might not have thought of eating.
  • A hobby that is cool and fun to do.
  • Discovered two giant cucumbers you hadn't even noticed before.
  • Volunteer squash and wacky gourds.
  • Sharing the fruits of your garden with your neighbors.
  • When it's lemon season and everybody's trying to give everyone else lemons.
  • Some plants are in pots; some are in the ground.
  • Growing a plant that can give you something back.
  • mstdn.party
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