304. Turn On The MacLachlan
August 18th, 2025
1 hr 7 mins 26 secs
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About this Episode
Lords:
Topics:
- My daughter's high school pep band playlist is full of bangers
- Why some actors can't carry a b-movie but others can
- What do these white rings on the Microbrute mean?
- https://mastodon.social/@mogwai_poet/114842907188616207
- Andrew wrote to Arturia support like a madman, and they got back to him to say that yes, the rings just mean "this knob is important"
- Medley by Louis Phillips
- Things you can eat in your garden that you might not expect
Microtopics:
- Bringing the fact that you are now a Lord to everyone's attention.
- Hitting 1700 nautical miles today.
- Demonschool. (Wishlist it.)
- Whether it helps to un-wishlist and re-wishlist a game on Steam.
- The Hot Dog Plant.
- Tiny stinky blobs that attach to each other.
- What kind of marsh grasses rich people in the 80s would have in their house.
- Calling an aesthetic "southwestern" even though it's to the east of you.
- A pep rally band playing a Lil Nas X tune.
- The band soundtracking your No Kings rally playing a medley of Blister in the Sun, When the Saints Go Marching In, and I Want You Back.
- Transcribing music from Double Dragon 2 and slipping under the door of your high school band director.
- Disasterpeace's score for Under the Silver Lake.
- How many people it takes to compose a pop song.
- What it means to be a producer.
- Kyle MacLaughlan desperately trying to hold on to Elizabeth Berkeley.
- Christopher Lambert being legally blind and accidentally stabbing everyone while filming Highlander.
- A weird guy who goes "hheeehh"
- Mean Guns.
- Putting a b-movie guy in a b-movie and everyone is like "nice!"
- The Recent Vampire Movie With Nicolas Cage.
- The kind of movie you can follow without looking at the screen.
- Someone who has at least one idea and a vision for how to achieve it.
- Jean-Claude Van Damme pushing you aside so he can take over the editing suite.
- Making a movie while making another movie.
- The dwindling number of people getting weird chances.
- What day they bury people in Ghana.
- Art that's only good if a friend explains what's good about it first.
- The comic relief witch doctor who is funny because he keeps screwing up.
- Trying to type on a 25 key keyboard.
- The three knobs that you have to be able to see best in a low light environment.
- The ultrasaw: not as good as a supersaw.
- Paying extra to get the one in red because of the kind of person you are.
- Why buy an analog synthesizer in 2025?
- The tactile wall of knobs.
- The giant modular synthesizer at Mills college.
- The tiniest patch cables.
- Adamantium Rage's FM doom metal soundtrack.
- Did you mean: I love Mickey Mouse?
- Emailing Arturia Support.
- The Pants That Said Maximum.
- A poem with rotational symmetry around the center axis.
- A poem where the whole point is the acrostic complaining about something.
- Eating the leaves and stems of a squash blossom.
- Allowing lettuce to bolt.
- AeroLettuce.
- Making pesto out of herbs other than basil.
- The fragrance and the earth tones you get from a bay leaf.
- Top garden plants you might not have thought of eating.
- A hobby that is cool and fun to do.
- Discovered two giant cucumbers you hadn't even noticed before.
- Volunteer squash and wacky gourds.
- Sharing the fruits of your garden with your neighbors.
- When it's lemon season and everybody's trying to give everyone else lemons.
- Some plants are in pots; some are in the ground.
- Growing a plant that can give you something back.
- mstdn.party