350. Tropic Olds

Lords:

• Jenni
• Tyriq
  • https://store.steampowered.com/app/3276700/Scrubbin_Trubble/

Topics:

• Doctor Lips
• Tropic Olds
• Cold Sri Top
• Scold It Pro
• Clod I Sport
• Pic Rod Lost
• Disc or Plot
• Doc Rip Slot
• Stolid Crop
• Lo, Cod Strip!
• Cod Trip Sol
• Corps Do Lit
• Cold Pis Tor
• Clipt Roods

Microtopics:

• Trying to make a joke out of your own name: it's impossible.
• Listening to this episode first.
• The ice: it's not gross. (At first.)
• Reverse osmosis water.
• Shipping a game and selling more than one copy.
• Selling enough copies of your game to be in the black with Steam.
• Repaying debts until you end up in the black, because once you go black you never go back.
• Getting old and having creaky bones so you like being warmer.
• Standing in a parking lot in a melancholy mood and looking at the sky.
• The most genetically and financially successful people you know.
• Finishing off your successfulness in the Retirement State.
• Star Tropic Olds.
• Muppet Geriatrics.
• Everyone is born the baby of themselves.
• Geriatric MacGyver training a new younger MacGyver.
• MacGyver vs. O'Gyver.
• Going to Target and buying the sriracha t-shirt to establish your allegiance in the sriracha wars.
• The Hangover and the sequel, Baby Hangover.
• Too Young or Too Homeschooled?
• Bruh bruh bruh, pass the sri.
• Microsoft naming their word processor Word even though there are other kinds of words.
• Y'all It or It Al as the plural for It.
• Putting the Skip It around your ankle.
• Pushing the buttons you understand on a Simon. (Just the volume buttons.)
• Games you are guaranteed to lose, and soon.
• Different short term memories for different senses.
• Dual N-Back.
• Doing a single bicep curl and deciding that you understand exercise and you're done now.
• Clod vs. Klutz.
• The clumsiest people in the world in fierce competition.
• Things you wish you were allowed to laugh at.
• Things you're allowed to laugh at as long as you make a donation.
• Optimizing your laughter to minimize the amount of money you have to put in the laugh jar.
• Last One Laughing, taking the laughter out of comedy one pained grimace at a time.
• Clods of peanut butter.
• Earthen Peanut Butter.
• Shaping peanut butter with your earth manipulation spell.
• A device you can use like a dowsing rod to find dick pics in a room full of hard drives.
• The scene where The Dude shades the notepad.
• Proof that robots can get embarrassed.
• Waiting to watch a movie until after you know every plot twist.
• Everyone's favorite game show: Disc or Plot?
• Innova Leopard.
• Some sort of DJ equipment, for spinning records.
• Disc Golf vs. Disk Golf.
• Floppy Discs and Compact Disks.
• Devices Carrying Sound.
• A guy on Reddit with 8 upvotes.
• Seeing 8 inch floppy disks in the back of someone's car.
• Dr. Ripslot.
• The most stolid vegetable. (Ronald Reagan.)
• Doozers making their Doozer Sticks out of radishes.
• Secret Fraggle Lore.
• Mutualism between Doozers and Fraggles.
• The most emotive crop.
• Crop with a c, not with a k.
• Saying "Lo!" all the time.
• Thinking "betimes" frequently but never saying it out loud.
• Always forgetting to use "whilst."
• Whomst'd've.
• Pregnancy antihistamines.
• Different kinds of fake dartboards.
• Under the thumb of Big Velcro.
• Throwing fish sticks at the sun and missing.
• Corps Du Lit, WI
• Book clubs that only do books that are two or three words long.
• Librarian: Tidy up the Arcane Library.
• Relaxing by reshelving books.
• Complimenting housework any time you see it happen.
• Picking up trash from the ground and finding a place to throw it away and wishing someone would congratulate you.
• Hansel and Gretel and Chancellor Stormdancer.
• Tongue Root Harmony.
• Paying attention to where your tongue is at all times.
• What takes your cold piss away?
• Trunk Kevin Crap, Look at That Low Flying Plane.