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  <title>329. Who Made Tigers?</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Lords: Tyriq and Watson. We discuss forgetting how to sleep over the holiday, conlanging teaching you how to judge good art, tate mode, and The Tyger by William Blake</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>Lords: 
* Tyriq
* Watson 
Topics:
* My sleep experience over the holiday
    * Esper says: "Cannabis can definitely help one get into a sleep state, but actually degrades the quality of sleep quite a bit. From personal experience my guess is this has to do with how it affects dreams, often precluding them from happening to begin with."
* Conlanging taught me how to judge good art
* Tate mode
* The Tyger, by William Blake
  * https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43687/the-tyger
Microtopics:
* Scrubbin' Trubble
* The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Leguin.
* Changing history by dreaming about it and having a hypnotherapist that's trying to change your dreams.
* Telling artists that you like them vs. telling them that you like your work. 
* Learning how to take compliments.
* Three people who could have opinions. 
* Spoilers for early January. 
* Trying to sleep on an airplane and training yourself to be unable to sleep at all.
* A highly suboptimal experience. 
* Untraining the fear of falling asleep on planes from your body. 
* How to wear a neck pillow, maybe.
* Sleeping sitting up and your head nodding forward as you fall asleep.
* Neck pillow instructions dot PDF.
* How to transport a neck pillow. 
* Hyperfixation on sleep and the consequences of not getting it. 
* Mythbusters Mode.
* If you can't sleep, how helpful is it to pretend to be asleep?
* Being woken up by the sensation of all your senses shutting down as you fall asleep. 
* Skipping your consciousness off of the surface of sleep.
* Getting super stoked when you're about to fall asleep and waking yourself up because you're so excited. 
* Problems solved with more coffee vs. problems solved with more coffee tables. 
* Lingthusiasm.
* Cursing yourself to hate a beloved movie series by watching it on a plane. 
* Psychosomatic self-curses.
* Linguistics and conlangs.
* The guy everyone hires to con a lang for a movie. 
* Judging things based on whether you like it vs. judging things based on whether it achieved the creator's goals. 
* Learning a new framing and applying it to everything.
* Being aware of your frame and communicating your frame to the listener. 
* Lojban.
* Lojban as a wholly unnatural way to speak in the same way that ballet is a wholly unnatural way to move. 
* Decent and not unaesthetic.
* Trying to draw a picture without knowing how to hold a pencil. 
* Birds with extra vocal tracts. 
* Birdlangs.
* What if parrots evolved to be sentient, except in a fantasy world, because reasons.
* Ascertaining the borders of your caring. 
* Brandon Sanderson doing Brandon Sanderson things.
* The IPA of sounds a human can perform live on a modular synthesizer. 
* To create Hatsune Miku, you must first invent the universe. 
* Horizontal vs. vertical scanlines.
* Designing a CRT that can scan either horizontally or vertically.
* Delta gun tubes with a triad of phosphor dots.
* Having a vertical monitor to display tall things.
* Page-shaped-pages. 
* Games that ship as a rectangle on a web site.
* Black frame insertion. 
* Do modern LCD displays have ghosting?
* A very intimidating challenge. 
* A very fun nexus of art and programming.
* Tate Mode vs. Tate Modern.
* Tate your owl for science. 
* Whether this poem predates the Great Vowel Shift.
* Mixing ands and ampersands.
* Capital Ampersand.
* Seeing an animal and realizing that this is it, this is the one that's meant to eat me. 
* A glowing golden perfect human that everyone instantly hates and wants to eat. 
* Whether you can invent a tiger in Dwarf Fortress.  
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords: </p>

<ul>
<li>Tyriq</li>
<li>Watson </li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>My sleep experience over the holiday

<ul>
<li>Esper says: &quot;Cannabis can definitely help one get into a sleep state, but actually degrades the quality of sleep quite a bit. From personal experience my guess is this has to do with how it affects dreams, often precluding them from happening to begin with.&quot;</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Conlanging taught me how to judge good art</li>
<li>Tate mode</li>
<li>The Tyger, by William Blake

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43687/the-tyger" rel="nofollow">https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43687/the-tyger</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Scrubbin&#39; Trubble</li>
<li>The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Leguin.</li>
<li>Changing history by dreaming about it and having a hypnotherapist that&#39;s trying to change your dreams.</li>
<li>Telling artists that you like them vs. telling them that you like your work. </li>
<li>Learning how to take compliments.</li>
<li>Three people who could have opinions. </li>
<li>Spoilers for early January. </li>
<li>Trying to sleep on an airplane and training yourself to be unable to sleep at all.</li>
<li>A highly suboptimal experience. </li>
<li>Untraining the fear of falling asleep on planes from your body. </li>
<li>How to wear a neck pillow, maybe.</li>
<li>Sleeping sitting up and your head nodding forward as you fall asleep.</li>
<li>Neck pillow instructions dot PDF.</li>
<li>How to transport a neck pillow. </li>
<li>Hyperfixation on sleep and the consequences of not getting it. </li>
<li>Mythbusters Mode.</li>
<li>If you can&#39;t sleep, how helpful is it to pretend to be asleep?</li>
<li>Being woken up by the sensation of all your senses shutting down as you fall asleep. </li>
<li>Skipping your consciousness off of the surface of sleep.</li>
<li>Getting super stoked when you&#39;re about to fall asleep and waking yourself up because you&#39;re so excited. </li>
<li>Problems solved with more coffee vs. problems solved with more coffee tables. </li>
<li>Lingthusiasm.</li>
<li>Cursing yourself to hate a beloved movie series by watching it on a plane. </li>
<li>Psychosomatic self-curses.</li>
<li>Linguistics and conlangs.</li>
<li>The guy everyone hires to con a lang for a movie. </li>
<li>Judging things based on whether you like it vs. judging things based on whether it achieved the creator&#39;s goals. </li>
<li>Learning a new framing and applying it to everything.</li>
<li>Being aware of your frame and communicating your frame to the listener. </li>
<li>Lojban.</li>
<li>Lojban as a wholly unnatural way to speak in the same way that ballet is a wholly unnatural way to move. </li>
<li>Decent and not unaesthetic.</li>
<li>Trying to draw a picture without knowing how to hold a pencil. </li>
<li>Birds with extra vocal tracts. </li>
<li>Birdlangs.</li>
<li>What if parrots evolved to be sentient, except in a fantasy world, because reasons.</li>
<li>Ascertaining the borders of your caring. </li>
<li>Brandon Sanderson doing Brandon Sanderson things.</li>
<li>The IPA of sounds a human can perform live on a modular synthesizer. </li>
<li>To create Hatsune Miku, you must first invent the universe. </li>
<li>Horizontal vs. vertical scanlines.</li>
<li>Designing a CRT that can scan either horizontally or vertically.</li>
<li>Delta gun tubes with a triad of phosphor dots.</li>
<li>Having a vertical monitor to display tall things.</li>
<li>Page-shaped-pages. </li>
<li>Games that ship as a rectangle on a web site.</li>
<li>Black frame insertion. </li>
<li>Do modern LCD displays have ghosting?</li>
<li>A very intimidating challenge. </li>
<li>A very fun nexus of art and programming.</li>
<li>Tate Mode vs. Tate Modern.</li>
<li>Tate your owl for science. </li>
<li>Whether this poem predates the Great Vowel Shift.</li>
<li>Mixing ands and ampersands.</li>
<li>Capital Ampersand.</li>
<li>Seeing an animal and realizing that this is it, this is the one that&#39;s meant to eat me. </li>
<li>A glowing golden perfect human that everyone instantly hates and wants to eat. </li>
<li>Whether you can invent a tiger in Dwarf Fortress. </li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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  <itunes:summary>
    <![CDATA[<p>Lords: </p>

<ul>
<li>Tyriq</li>
<li>Watson </li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>My sleep experience over the holiday

<ul>
<li>Esper says: &quot;Cannabis can definitely help one get into a sleep state, but actually degrades the quality of sleep quite a bit. From personal experience my guess is this has to do with how it affects dreams, often precluding them from happening to begin with.&quot;</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Conlanging taught me how to judge good art</li>
<li>Tate mode</li>
<li>The Tyger, by William Blake

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43687/the-tyger" rel="nofollow">https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43687/the-tyger</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Scrubbin&#39; Trubble</li>
<li>The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Leguin.</li>
<li>Changing history by dreaming about it and having a hypnotherapist that&#39;s trying to change your dreams.</li>
<li>Telling artists that you like them vs. telling them that you like your work. </li>
<li>Learning how to take compliments.</li>
<li>Three people who could have opinions. </li>
<li>Spoilers for early January. </li>
<li>Trying to sleep on an airplane and training yourself to be unable to sleep at all.</li>
<li>A highly suboptimal experience. </li>
<li>Untraining the fear of falling asleep on planes from your body. </li>
<li>How to wear a neck pillow, maybe.</li>
<li>Sleeping sitting up and your head nodding forward as you fall asleep.</li>
<li>Neck pillow instructions dot PDF.</li>
<li>How to transport a neck pillow. </li>
<li>Hyperfixation on sleep and the consequences of not getting it. </li>
<li>Mythbusters Mode.</li>
<li>If you can&#39;t sleep, how helpful is it to pretend to be asleep?</li>
<li>Being woken up by the sensation of all your senses shutting down as you fall asleep. </li>
<li>Skipping your consciousness off of the surface of sleep.</li>
<li>Getting super stoked when you&#39;re about to fall asleep and waking yourself up because you&#39;re so excited. </li>
<li>Problems solved with more coffee vs. problems solved with more coffee tables. </li>
<li>Lingthusiasm.</li>
<li>Cursing yourself to hate a beloved movie series by watching it on a plane. </li>
<li>Psychosomatic self-curses.</li>
<li>Linguistics and conlangs.</li>
<li>The guy everyone hires to con a lang for a movie. </li>
<li>Judging things based on whether you like it vs. judging things based on whether it achieved the creator&#39;s goals. </li>
<li>Learning a new framing and applying it to everything.</li>
<li>Being aware of your frame and communicating your frame to the listener. </li>
<li>Lojban.</li>
<li>Lojban as a wholly unnatural way to speak in the same way that ballet is a wholly unnatural way to move. </li>
<li>Decent and not unaesthetic.</li>
<li>Trying to draw a picture without knowing how to hold a pencil. </li>
<li>Birds with extra vocal tracts. </li>
<li>Birdlangs.</li>
<li>What if parrots evolved to be sentient, except in a fantasy world, because reasons.</li>
<li>Ascertaining the borders of your caring. </li>
<li>Brandon Sanderson doing Brandon Sanderson things.</li>
<li>The IPA of sounds a human can perform live on a modular synthesizer. </li>
<li>To create Hatsune Miku, you must first invent the universe. </li>
<li>Horizontal vs. vertical scanlines.</li>
<li>Designing a CRT that can scan either horizontally or vertically.</li>
<li>Delta gun tubes with a triad of phosphor dots.</li>
<li>Having a vertical monitor to display tall things.</li>
<li>Page-shaped-pages. </li>
<li>Games that ship as a rectangle on a web site.</li>
<li>Black frame insertion. </li>
<li>Do modern LCD displays have ghosting?</li>
<li>A very intimidating challenge. </li>
<li>A very fun nexus of art and programming.</li>
<li>Tate Mode vs. Tate Modern.</li>
<li>Tate your owl for science. </li>
<li>Whether this poem predates the Great Vowel Shift.</li>
<li>Mixing ands and ampersands.</li>
<li>Capital Ampersand.</li>
<li>Seeing an animal and realizing that this is it, this is the one that&#39;s meant to eat me. </li>
<li>A glowing golden perfect human that everyone instantly hates and wants to eat. </li>
<li>Whether you can invent a tiger in Dwarf Fortress. </li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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