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    <title>Topic Lords - Episodes Tagged with “Walker”</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
    <description>Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.
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    <itunes:author>Jim Stormdancer</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.
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  <title>312. Rubber Baby Knopfler Romplers</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Lords: Danny and Walker. We discuss "You Probably Think This Song is About You," a tour of r/crappymusic archetypes, sample-based film scores in the 80s, Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep, by Clare Harner, and being a video game noob in your 40s</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>Lords:
* Danny
  * https://nightbrunchband.com/
* Walker
  * https://nightbrunchband.com/
Topics:
* You Probably Think This Song is About You
* The Perfect r/crappymusic Post: An audio tour of Archetypes
  * https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/0291r0zf.jpg
  * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EIwP0zerbk
* Sample-based film scores in the 80s
  * https://www.tumblr.com/mogwaipoet/786937779224461312/terminator-2-1991-and-the-princess-bride-1987
* Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep, by Clare Harner actually
  * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DoNotStandatMyGraveand_Weep
* Being a Video Game Newb in Your 40s
Microtopics:
* Is it a Topic or is it Just Banter?
* Cleaning Lords, Lunch Lords and Cat Lords.
* Have you heard the good word about the Gaylady?
* Night Brunch.
* Wearing your own band's t-shirt.
* A thing that could happen for a while and then was no longer able to happen.
* Hi Cindy!
* Motivating yourself to work harder via self loathing.
* Feeling the need to act all angsty so that people take you seriously as an artist.
* A Touch of Grandiosity.
* How many tracks get uploaded to SoundCloud every day?
* Continuing to discover music from the 1970s.
* It's called "Topic Lords," not "Correct Lords."
* Once it becomes impossible to make new music, and we go back and start listening to all the SoundCloud uploads with 0 listens.
* All the kids at Rock &amp;amp; Roll Camp getting excited about Lofey.
* Pretending a topic is about one thing when it's actually about something else.
* Canadian Actor Dave Coulier.
* Tuesday at 3:01pm.
* Learning a new chord on your Electric Tenor Guitar.
* Bringing Pokemon Puzzle League characters into your love song.
* Having a whole week to dial in that wub wub patch.
* What art is for and what art should be for.
* Fun is our only reward.
* The objective best pitch wheel range.
* The Funky Worm preset.
* Synthesizers that can save and load patches but only when plugged into your phone.
* Coming up with a Rube Goldberg machine to upload patches from a web server to your CZ-5000.
* thisdx7cartridgedoesnotexist.com
* In a convex optimization problem, there is no gradient to descend.
* Fiddling with the synthesizer sliders until you reach a corner of the parameter space that doesn't make any noise and giving up.
* Camp Counselor Grant hastily drawing all the synthesizer waves on the board. 
* Ask any Geometer, the triangle has three sides. Love triangles are actually just two love segments.
* The All Topic Fakeouts episode.
* The gulf between how an artist thinks they're presenting themselves and how they're being received.
* A Beautiful Rainbow of the Human Experience.
* Elderly rappers with excellent flow but terrible drip.
* Piling onto propaganda music.
* Someone doing their own thing with confidence and authenticity.
* Graffiti with immaculate copyediting.
* With improved access to art tools, taste is one of the only things left to get wrong.
* Only the best crappy music.
* Promoting your music in r/crappymusic.
* Tori the Clown Rap Gal.
* The audacity of extreme autotune.
* All Youtube thumbnails converging on the same cognitive attention hacks.
* Singing the comments on your last video.
* Situations where echo chamber amplification is fun and good for the world.
*  Obscure Music That Slaps.
* Serbian Kolos.
* The Ketron Event Chrom.
* The Nightmare Klaxon that Represents Dread.
* All the Fairlight CMI presets used in the Terminator 2 soundtrack.
* Growing up playing samples at every possible speed in Impulse Tracker.
* Slowly sucking dog food out of a can to simulate the sound of a mimetic polyalloy passing through steel bars.
* It's been a long day and you're ready to go home but you need to slam 1000 more inverted glasses into bowls of yogurt, let's hurry it up guys.
* That one sample library squeaking metal door sound that everyone uses.
* Calling out comb filtering whenever you hear someone exhale deeply while sitting down at a desk.
* The sound guy instructing all the actors when to breathe to minimize comb filtering.
* Rubber Baby Knopfler Romplers.
* All the things you are after you die.
* The purpose of suffering. (So we can write cool poems about it.)
* Making art about how trauma used to exist.
* Why wireheading will not solve our problems. (Because everything uses bluetooth now.)
* Who needs trauma when we have CRISPR?
* Shepherding noobs.
* Play Any Video Game Day.
* Complicated goose controls.
* Trying to play Portal as your first 3D game.
* Learning video games vs. learning board games.
* Trying to get into video game series that don't change.
* Looking at the screen and/or ants until it coalesces into an image.
* Video games filled with really gross blood squirt sounds.
* Jumping on and off of buildings.
* Playing Breath of the Wild and just collecting mushrooms and herbs.
* Grass simulation in Breath of the Wild vs. in Horizon Zero Dawn.
* Putting yourself in the head-space of the protagonist in order to do protagonist stuff.
* Spelling brunch the secret way. 
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Danny

<ul>
<li><a href="https://nightbrunchband.com/" rel="nofollow">https://nightbrunchband.com/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Walker

<ul>
<li><a href="https://nightbrunchband.com/" rel="nofollow">https://nightbrunchband.com/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>You Probably Think This Song is About You</li>
<li>The Perfect r/crappymusic Post: An audio tour of Archetypes

<ul>
<li><a href="https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/0291r0zf.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/0291r0zf.jpg</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EIwP0zerbk" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EIwP0zerbk</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Sample-based film scores in the 80s

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/mogwaipoet/786937779224461312/terminator-2-1991-and-the-princess-bride-1987" rel="nofollow">https://www.tumblr.com/mogwaipoet/786937779224461312/terminator-2-1991-and-the-princess-bride-1987</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep, by Clare Harner actually

<ul>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Not_Stand_at_My_Grave_and_Weep" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Not_Stand_at_My_Grave_and_Weep</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Being a Video Game Newb in Your 40s</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Is it a Topic or is it Just Banter?</li>
<li>Cleaning Lords, Lunch Lords and Cat Lords.</li>
<li>Have you heard the good word about the Gaylady?</li>
<li>Night Brunch.</li>
<li>Wearing your own band&#39;s t-shirt.</li>
<li>A thing that could happen for a while and then was no longer able to happen.</li>
<li>Hi Cindy!</li>
<li>Motivating yourself to work harder via self loathing.</li>
<li>Feeling the need to act all angsty so that people take you seriously as an artist.</li>
<li>A Touch of Grandiosity.</li>
<li>How many tracks get uploaded to SoundCloud every day?</li>
<li>Continuing to discover music from the 1970s.</li>
<li>It&#39;s called &quot;Topic Lords,&quot; not &quot;Correct Lords.&quot;</li>
<li>Once it becomes impossible to make new music, and we go back and start listening to all the SoundCloud uploads with 0 listens.</li>
<li>All the kids at Rock &amp; Roll Camp getting excited about Lofey.</li>
<li>Pretending a topic is about one thing when it&#39;s actually about something else.</li>
<li>Canadian Actor Dave Coulier.</li>
<li>Tuesday at 3:01pm.</li>
<li>Learning a new chord on your Electric Tenor Guitar.</li>
<li>Bringing Pokemon Puzzle League characters into your love song.</li>
<li>Having a whole week to dial in that wub wub patch.</li>
<li>What art is for and what art should be for.</li>
<li>Fun is our only reward.</li>
<li>The objective best pitch wheel range.</li>
<li>The Funky Worm preset.</li>
<li>Synthesizers that can save and load patches but only when plugged into your phone.</li>
<li>Coming up with a Rube Goldberg machine to upload patches from a web server to your CZ-5000.</li>
<li>thisdx7cartridgedoesnotexist.com</li>
<li>In a convex optimization problem, there is no gradient to descend.</li>
<li>Fiddling with the synthesizer sliders until you reach a corner of the parameter space that doesn&#39;t make any noise and giving up.</li>
<li>Camp Counselor Grant hastily drawing all the synthesizer waves on the board. </li>
<li>Ask any Geometer, the triangle has three sides. Love triangles are actually just two love segments.</li>
<li>The All Topic Fakeouts episode.</li>
<li>The gulf between how an artist thinks they&#39;re presenting themselves and how they&#39;re being received.</li>
<li>A Beautiful Rainbow of the Human Experience.</li>
<li>Elderly rappers with excellent flow but terrible drip.</li>
<li>Piling onto propaganda music.</li>
<li>Someone doing their own thing with confidence and authenticity.</li>
<li>Graffiti with immaculate copyediting.</li>
<li>With improved access to art tools, taste is one of the only things left to get wrong.</li>
<li>Only the best crappy music.</li>
<li>Promoting your music in r/crappymusic.</li>
<li>Tori the Clown Rap Gal.</li>
<li>The audacity of extreme autotune.</li>
<li>All Youtube thumbnails converging on the same cognitive attention hacks.</li>
<li>Singing the comments on your last video.</li>
<li>Situations where echo chamber amplification is fun and good for the world.</li>
<li> Obscure Music That Slaps.</li>
<li>Serbian Kolos.</li>
<li>The Ketron Event Chrom.</li>
<li>The Nightmare Klaxon that Represents Dread.</li>
<li>All the Fairlight CMI presets used in the Terminator 2 soundtrack.</li>
<li>Growing up playing samples at every possible speed in Impulse Tracker.</li>
<li>Slowly sucking dog food out of a can to simulate the sound of a mimetic polyalloy passing through steel bars.</li>
<li>It&#39;s been a long day and you&#39;re ready to go home but you need to slam 1000 more inverted glasses into bowls of yogurt, let&#39;s hurry it up guys.</li>
<li>That one sample library squeaking metal door sound that everyone uses.</li>
<li>Calling out comb filtering whenever you hear someone exhale deeply while sitting down at a desk.</li>
<li>The sound guy instructing all the actors when to breathe to minimize comb filtering.</li>
<li>Rubber Baby Knopfler Romplers.</li>
<li>All the things you are after you die.</li>
<li>The purpose of suffering. (So we can write cool poems about it.)</li>
<li>Making art about how trauma used to exist.</li>
<li>Why wireheading will not solve our problems. (Because everything uses bluetooth now.)</li>
<li>Who needs trauma when we have CRISPR?</li>
<li>Shepherding noobs.</li>
<li>Play Any Video Game Day.</li>
<li>Complicated goose controls.</li>
<li>Trying to play Portal as your first 3D game.</li>
<li>Learning video games vs. learning board games.</li>
<li>Trying to get into video game series that don&#39;t change.</li>
<li>Looking at the screen and/or ants until it coalesces into an image.</li>
<li>Video games filled with really gross blood squirt sounds.</li>
<li>Jumping on and off of buildings.</li>
<li>Playing Breath of the Wild and just collecting mushrooms and herbs.</li>
<li>Grass simulation in Breath of the Wild vs. in Horizon Zero Dawn.</li>
<li>Putting yourself in the head-space of the protagonist in order to do protagonist stuff.</li>
<li>Spelling brunch the secret way.</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Danny

<ul>
<li><a href="https://nightbrunchband.com/" rel="nofollow">https://nightbrunchband.com/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Walker

<ul>
<li><a href="https://nightbrunchband.com/" rel="nofollow">https://nightbrunchband.com/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>You Probably Think This Song is About You</li>
<li>The Perfect r/crappymusic Post: An audio tour of Archetypes

<ul>
<li><a href="https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/0291r0zf.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/0291r0zf.jpg</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EIwP0zerbk" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EIwP0zerbk</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Sample-based film scores in the 80s

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/mogwaipoet/786937779224461312/terminator-2-1991-and-the-princess-bride-1987" rel="nofollow">https://www.tumblr.com/mogwaipoet/786937779224461312/terminator-2-1991-and-the-princess-bride-1987</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep, by Clare Harner actually

<ul>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Not_Stand_at_My_Grave_and_Weep" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Not_Stand_at_My_Grave_and_Weep</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Being a Video Game Newb in Your 40s</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Is it a Topic or is it Just Banter?</li>
<li>Cleaning Lords, Lunch Lords and Cat Lords.</li>
<li>Have you heard the good word about the Gaylady?</li>
<li>Night Brunch.</li>
<li>Wearing your own band&#39;s t-shirt.</li>
<li>A thing that could happen for a while and then was no longer able to happen.</li>
<li>Hi Cindy!</li>
<li>Motivating yourself to work harder via self loathing.</li>
<li>Feeling the need to act all angsty so that people take you seriously as an artist.</li>
<li>A Touch of Grandiosity.</li>
<li>How many tracks get uploaded to SoundCloud every day?</li>
<li>Continuing to discover music from the 1970s.</li>
<li>It&#39;s called &quot;Topic Lords,&quot; not &quot;Correct Lords.&quot;</li>
<li>Once it becomes impossible to make new music, and we go back and start listening to all the SoundCloud uploads with 0 listens.</li>
<li>All the kids at Rock &amp; Roll Camp getting excited about Lofey.</li>
<li>Pretending a topic is about one thing when it&#39;s actually about something else.</li>
<li>Canadian Actor Dave Coulier.</li>
<li>Tuesday at 3:01pm.</li>
<li>Learning a new chord on your Electric Tenor Guitar.</li>
<li>Bringing Pokemon Puzzle League characters into your love song.</li>
<li>Having a whole week to dial in that wub wub patch.</li>
<li>What art is for and what art should be for.</li>
<li>Fun is our only reward.</li>
<li>The objective best pitch wheel range.</li>
<li>The Funky Worm preset.</li>
<li>Synthesizers that can save and load patches but only when plugged into your phone.</li>
<li>Coming up with a Rube Goldberg machine to upload patches from a web server to your CZ-5000.</li>
<li>thisdx7cartridgedoesnotexist.com</li>
<li>In a convex optimization problem, there is no gradient to descend.</li>
<li>Fiddling with the synthesizer sliders until you reach a corner of the parameter space that doesn&#39;t make any noise and giving up.</li>
<li>Camp Counselor Grant hastily drawing all the synthesizer waves on the board. </li>
<li>Ask any Geometer, the triangle has three sides. Love triangles are actually just two love segments.</li>
<li>The All Topic Fakeouts episode.</li>
<li>The gulf between how an artist thinks they&#39;re presenting themselves and how they&#39;re being received.</li>
<li>A Beautiful Rainbow of the Human Experience.</li>
<li>Elderly rappers with excellent flow but terrible drip.</li>
<li>Piling onto propaganda music.</li>
<li>Someone doing their own thing with confidence and authenticity.</li>
<li>Graffiti with immaculate copyediting.</li>
<li>With improved access to art tools, taste is one of the only things left to get wrong.</li>
<li>Only the best crappy music.</li>
<li>Promoting your music in r/crappymusic.</li>
<li>Tori the Clown Rap Gal.</li>
<li>The audacity of extreme autotune.</li>
<li>All Youtube thumbnails converging on the same cognitive attention hacks.</li>
<li>Singing the comments on your last video.</li>
<li>Situations where echo chamber amplification is fun and good for the world.</li>
<li> Obscure Music That Slaps.</li>
<li>Serbian Kolos.</li>
<li>The Ketron Event Chrom.</li>
<li>The Nightmare Klaxon that Represents Dread.</li>
<li>All the Fairlight CMI presets used in the Terminator 2 soundtrack.</li>
<li>Growing up playing samples at every possible speed in Impulse Tracker.</li>
<li>Slowly sucking dog food out of a can to simulate the sound of a mimetic polyalloy passing through steel bars.</li>
<li>It&#39;s been a long day and you&#39;re ready to go home but you need to slam 1000 more inverted glasses into bowls of yogurt, let&#39;s hurry it up guys.</li>
<li>That one sample library squeaking metal door sound that everyone uses.</li>
<li>Calling out comb filtering whenever you hear someone exhale deeply while sitting down at a desk.</li>
<li>The sound guy instructing all the actors when to breathe to minimize comb filtering.</li>
<li>Rubber Baby Knopfler Romplers.</li>
<li>All the things you are after you die.</li>
<li>The purpose of suffering. (So we can write cool poems about it.)</li>
<li>Making art about how trauma used to exist.</li>
<li>Why wireheading will not solve our problems. (Because everything uses bluetooth now.)</li>
<li>Who needs trauma when we have CRISPR?</li>
<li>Shepherding noobs.</li>
<li>Play Any Video Game Day.</li>
<li>Complicated goose controls.</li>
<li>Trying to play Portal as your first 3D game.</li>
<li>Learning video games vs. learning board games.</li>
<li>Trying to get into video game series that don&#39;t change.</li>
<li>Looking at the screen and/or ants until it coalesces into an image.</li>
<li>Video games filled with really gross blood squirt sounds.</li>
<li>Jumping on and off of buildings.</li>
<li>Playing Breath of the Wild and just collecting mushrooms and herbs.</li>
<li>Grass simulation in Breath of the Wild vs. in Horizon Zero Dawn.</li>
<li>Putting yourself in the head-space of the protagonist in order to do protagonist stuff.</li>
<li>Spelling brunch the secret way.</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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