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  <title>331. Earbuds Are a Type of Sandwich</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Lords: Kory and Andy. We discuss the Game Tank, auctions in games, how to watch TV at 2AM, Dragonfly Catcher by Chiyo-ni, and losing a snapshot of your life in MP3 format</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>Lords:
* Kory
  * https://kbones.fun/
* Andy
  * https://highcadence.online/
Topics:
* The Gametank
  * https://gametank.zone/
  * https://www.crowdsupply.com/clydeware/gametank
* I swear to God, I'm going to talk about auctions and auctions in games, it's super interesting and I don't want to get preempted a third time.
  * Esper says: "There’s actually a game coming out in a week where you break into museums to heist real-life African artifacts with the goal of returning them to their rightful homes! It’s called Relooted and looks pretty cool." https://store.steampowered.com/app/3255890/Relooted/
* Winston figured out how to watch TV at 2AM
* Dragonfly Catcher, by Chiyo-ni
  * https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@gingerbeardman/115933940306986226
* I just lost a snapshot of my life in mp3 format.
Microtopics:
* Multi-time lords.
* K-Bones dot fun. 
* CachyOS.
* Scrubbing topics against the corrugated metal washboard of discussion. 
* Leaning into the microphone and saying "topics."
* Helping Andy quit his day job tonight. 
* What MAGfest used to stand for. 
* Playing with SGI hardware in the Old-Ass Computer Room. 
* Game consoles that output square video. 
* Getting pixels into the framebuffer of the Fairchild Channel F.
* Seeing a fun puzzle to solve but not solving it because you already have way too many projects. 
* Through-hole soldering. 
* Replacing volatile memory with F-RAM.
* Preparing to have fun. 
* Reaching the point in your life where you don't want to bother with the war game, you just want to paint the miniatures. 
* What do you call it when you pair up with three people?
* Throupling up for the next 45 minutes. 
* Who has time to both solder things and play video games? 
* Why Robotron 2084 was more difficult in emulation than in the arcade. 
* How to pronounce SNES.
* Shmups slowing down when there are more objects on the screen, and game designers incorporating that into the game design. 
* The ZX Spectrum Next and the Mega 65.
* A game console that only 150 people own and they get super excited whenever a new game comes out for it. 
* Game development like a caveman would do it.
* Whether more than one person can take the under. 
* The rules of Monopoly as written vs. the folk rules. 
* eBay auctions as an extremely boring game. 
* First price vs. second price auctions. 
* Visiting the real money auction house in Diablo and finding out just how little your time and effort is worth. 
* The Gold Standard of the Hat Meta.
* An evolutionary branch of PVP that's distinct from Yomi.
* What to do when you want to play Avalon Hill's Dune.
* Fence Lara Croft's Stolen Treasures.
* Lara Croft's Stolen Antiquities Simulator. 
* Winning a bunch of Saltybucks on Saltybet.
* Age-appropriate behavior. 
* Speedrun watching TV at 2 AM.
* Live and Don't Learn.
* Explaining jet lag to a two year old. 
* Watching MTV's Liquid Television block until 2:30 AM.
* Finally sitting your son down to have the Aeon Flux talk.
* Haiku that end "that's it, that's the haiku" even though that's too many syllables.
* Hiking in the wilderness and encountering or not encountering a dragonfly. 
* People at risk of owning a Game Tank. 
* Broadly appealing messages sent out to farm likes. 
* The psychological cost of having 20,000 people following you. 
* Choosing your Mastodon instance based on what domain name William Gibson thought was funny. 
* The Mazzy Star song that's on the Batman Forever soundtrack. 
* iPod shuffles always insisting you're not pregnant no matter how much you pee on them. 
* Ephemeral preservation of a time in your life. 
* A biological weapon that removes your ability to perceive music as music.
* You die young, or you live long enough to see Nine Inch Nails become dad rock.
* Music Inspired by the Soundtrack.
* Putting your MP3 collection on striped RAID arrays for the benefit of future archaeologists.  
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Kory

<ul>
<li><a href="https://kbones.fun/" rel="nofollow">https://kbones.fun/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Andy

<ul>
<li><a href="https://highcadence.online/" rel="nofollow">https://highcadence.online/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>The Gametank

<ul>
<li><a href="https://gametank.zone/" rel="nofollow">https://gametank.zone/</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.crowdsupply.com/clydeware/gametank" rel="nofollow">https://www.crowdsupply.com/clydeware/gametank</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>I swear to God, I&#39;m going to talk about auctions and auctions in games, it&#39;s super interesting and I don&#39;t want to get preempted a third time.

<ul>
<li>Esper says: &quot;There’s actually a game coming out in a week where you break into museums to heist real-life African artifacts with the goal of returning them to their rightful homes! It’s called Relooted and looks pretty cool.&quot; <a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/3255890/Relooted/" rel="nofollow">https://store.steampowered.com/app/3255890/Relooted/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Winston figured out how to watch TV at 2AM</li>
<li>Dragonfly Catcher, by Chiyo-ni

<ul>
<li><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@gingerbeardman/115933940306986226" rel="nofollow">https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@gingerbeardman/115933940306986226</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>I just lost a snapshot of my life in mp3 format.</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Multi-time lords.</li>
<li>K-Bones dot fun. </li>
<li>CachyOS.</li>
<li>Scrubbing topics against the corrugated metal washboard of discussion. </li>
<li>Leaning into the microphone and saying &quot;topics.&quot;</li>
<li>Helping Andy quit his day job tonight. </li>
<li>What MAGfest used to stand for. </li>
<li>Playing with SGI hardware in the Old-Ass Computer Room. </li>
<li>Game consoles that output square video. </li>
<li>Getting pixels into the framebuffer of the Fairchild Channel F.</li>
<li>Seeing a fun puzzle to solve but not solving it because you already have way too many projects. </li>
<li>Through-hole soldering. </li>
<li>Replacing volatile memory with F-RAM.</li>
<li>Preparing to have fun. </li>
<li>Reaching the point in your life where you don&#39;t want to bother with the war game, you just want to paint the miniatures. </li>
<li>What do you call it when you pair up with three people?</li>
<li>Throupling up for the next 45 minutes. </li>
<li>Who has time to both solder things <em>and</em> play video games? </li>
<li>Why Robotron 2084 was more difficult in emulation than in the arcade. </li>
<li>How to pronounce SNES.</li>
<li>Shmups slowing down when there are more objects on the screen, and game designers incorporating that into the game design. </li>
<li>The ZX Spectrum Next and the Mega 65.</li>
<li>A game console that only 150 people own and they get super excited whenever a new game comes out for it. </li>
<li>Game development like a caveman would do it.</li>
<li>Whether more than one person can take the under. </li>
<li>The rules of Monopoly as written vs. the folk rules. </li>
<li>eBay auctions as an extremely boring game. </li>
<li>First price vs. second price auctions. </li>
<li>Visiting the real money auction house in Diablo and finding out just how little your time and effort is worth. </li>
<li>The Gold Standard of the Hat Meta.</li>
<li>An evolutionary branch of PVP that&#39;s distinct from Yomi.</li>
<li>What to do when you want to play Avalon Hill&#39;s Dune.</li>
<li>Fence Lara Croft&#39;s Stolen Treasures.</li>
<li>Lara Croft&#39;s Stolen Antiquities Simulator. </li>
<li>Winning a bunch of Saltybucks on Saltybet.</li>
<li>Age-appropriate behavior. </li>
<li>Speedrun watching TV at 2 AM.</li>
<li>Live and Don&#39;t Learn.</li>
<li>Explaining jet lag to a two year old. </li>
<li>Watching MTV&#39;s Liquid Television block until 2:30 AM.</li>
<li>Finally sitting your son down to have the Aeon Flux talk.</li>
<li>Haiku that end &quot;that&#39;s it, that&#39;s the haiku&quot; even though that&#39;s too many syllables.</li>
<li>Hiking in the wilderness and encountering or not encountering a dragonfly. </li>
<li>People at risk of owning a Game Tank. </li>
<li>Broadly appealing messages sent out to farm likes. </li>
<li>The psychological cost of having 20,000 people following you. </li>
<li>Choosing your Mastodon instance based on what domain name William Gibson thought was funny. </li>
<li>The Mazzy Star song that&#39;s on the Batman Forever soundtrack. </li>
<li>iPod shuffles always insisting you&#39;re not pregnant no matter how much you pee on them. </li>
<li>Ephemeral preservation of a time in your life. </li>
<li>A biological weapon that removes your ability to perceive music as music.</li>
<li>You die young, or you live long enough to see Nine Inch Nails become dad rock.</li>
<li>Music Inspired by the Soundtrack.</li>
<li>Putting your MP3 collection on striped RAID arrays for the benefit of future archaeologists. </li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Kory

<ul>
<li><a href="https://kbones.fun/" rel="nofollow">https://kbones.fun/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Andy

<ul>
<li><a href="https://highcadence.online/" rel="nofollow">https://highcadence.online/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>The Gametank

<ul>
<li><a href="https://gametank.zone/" rel="nofollow">https://gametank.zone/</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.crowdsupply.com/clydeware/gametank" rel="nofollow">https://www.crowdsupply.com/clydeware/gametank</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>I swear to God, I&#39;m going to talk about auctions and auctions in games, it&#39;s super interesting and I don&#39;t want to get preempted a third time.

<ul>
<li>Esper says: &quot;There’s actually a game coming out in a week where you break into museums to heist real-life African artifacts with the goal of returning them to their rightful homes! It’s called Relooted and looks pretty cool.&quot; <a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/3255890/Relooted/" rel="nofollow">https://store.steampowered.com/app/3255890/Relooted/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Winston figured out how to watch TV at 2AM</li>
<li>Dragonfly Catcher, by Chiyo-ni

<ul>
<li><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@gingerbeardman/115933940306986226" rel="nofollow">https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@gingerbeardman/115933940306986226</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>I just lost a snapshot of my life in mp3 format.</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Multi-time lords.</li>
<li>K-Bones dot fun. </li>
<li>CachyOS.</li>
<li>Scrubbing topics against the corrugated metal washboard of discussion. </li>
<li>Leaning into the microphone and saying &quot;topics.&quot;</li>
<li>Helping Andy quit his day job tonight. </li>
<li>What MAGfest used to stand for. </li>
<li>Playing with SGI hardware in the Old-Ass Computer Room. </li>
<li>Game consoles that output square video. </li>
<li>Getting pixels into the framebuffer of the Fairchild Channel F.</li>
<li>Seeing a fun puzzle to solve but not solving it because you already have way too many projects. </li>
<li>Through-hole soldering. </li>
<li>Replacing volatile memory with F-RAM.</li>
<li>Preparing to have fun. </li>
<li>Reaching the point in your life where you don&#39;t want to bother with the war game, you just want to paint the miniatures. </li>
<li>What do you call it when you pair up with three people?</li>
<li>Throupling up for the next 45 minutes. </li>
<li>Who has time to both solder things <em>and</em> play video games? </li>
<li>Why Robotron 2084 was more difficult in emulation than in the arcade. </li>
<li>How to pronounce SNES.</li>
<li>Shmups slowing down when there are more objects on the screen, and game designers incorporating that into the game design. </li>
<li>The ZX Spectrum Next and the Mega 65.</li>
<li>A game console that only 150 people own and they get super excited whenever a new game comes out for it. </li>
<li>Game development like a caveman would do it.</li>
<li>Whether more than one person can take the under. </li>
<li>The rules of Monopoly as written vs. the folk rules. </li>
<li>eBay auctions as an extremely boring game. </li>
<li>First price vs. second price auctions. </li>
<li>Visiting the real money auction house in Diablo and finding out just how little your time and effort is worth. </li>
<li>The Gold Standard of the Hat Meta.</li>
<li>An evolutionary branch of PVP that&#39;s distinct from Yomi.</li>
<li>What to do when you want to play Avalon Hill&#39;s Dune.</li>
<li>Fence Lara Croft&#39;s Stolen Treasures.</li>
<li>Lara Croft&#39;s Stolen Antiquities Simulator. </li>
<li>Winning a bunch of Saltybucks on Saltybet.</li>
<li>Age-appropriate behavior. </li>
<li>Speedrun watching TV at 2 AM.</li>
<li>Live and Don&#39;t Learn.</li>
<li>Explaining jet lag to a two year old. </li>
<li>Watching MTV&#39;s Liquid Television block until 2:30 AM.</li>
<li>Finally sitting your son down to have the Aeon Flux talk.</li>
<li>Haiku that end &quot;that&#39;s it, that&#39;s the haiku&quot; even though that&#39;s too many syllables.</li>
<li>Hiking in the wilderness and encountering or not encountering a dragonfly. </li>
<li>People at risk of owning a Game Tank. </li>
<li>Broadly appealing messages sent out to farm likes. </li>
<li>The psychological cost of having 20,000 people following you. </li>
<li>Choosing your Mastodon instance based on what domain name William Gibson thought was funny. </li>
<li>The Mazzy Star song that&#39;s on the Batman Forever soundtrack. </li>
<li>iPod shuffles always insisting you&#39;re not pregnant no matter how much you pee on them. </li>
<li>Ephemeral preservation of a time in your life. </li>
<li>A biological weapon that removes your ability to perceive music as music.</li>
<li>You die young, or you live long enough to see Nine Inch Nails become dad rock.</li>
<li>Music Inspired by the Soundtrack.</li>
<li>Putting your MP3 collection on striped RAID arrays for the benefit of future archaeologists. </li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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  <title>304. Turn on the MacLachlan</title>
  <link>https://topiclords.com/turn-on-the-maclachlan</link>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
  <author>Jim Stormdancer</author>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Lords: Andrew and Brandon. We discuss high school pep band bangers, why some actors can't carry a b-movie but others can, what do these white rings on the Microbrute mean?, Medley by Louis Phillips, and things you can eat in your garden that you might not expect</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:07:26</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>Lords:
* Andrew
  * https://highcadence.online
* Brandon
  * https://store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/Demonschool/
Topics:
* My daughter's high school pep band playlist is full of bangers
  * https://embed.music.apple.com/us/playlist/lakeridge-pep-band/pl.u-LdbqENjt759ZJ
* Why some actors can't carry a b-movie but others can
* What do these white rings on the Microbrute mean?
  * https://mastodon.social/@mogwai_poet/114842907188616207
  * Andrew wrote to Arturia support like a madman, and they got back to him to say that yes, the rings just mean "this knob is important"
* Medley by Louis Phillips
  * https://www.futilitycloset.com/2025/06/29/medley/
* Things you can eat in your garden that you might not expect
Microtopics: 
* Bringing the fact that you are now a Lord to everyone's attention. 
* Hitting 1700 nautical miles today. 
* Demonschool. (Wishlist it.)
* Whether it helps to un-wishlist and re-wishlist a game on Steam. 
* The Hot Dog Plant. 
* Tiny stinky blobs that attach to each other.
* What kind of marsh grasses rich people in the 80s would have in their house.
* Calling an aesthetic "southwestern" even though it's to the east of you.
* A pep rally band playing a Lil Nas X tune.
* The band soundtracking your No Kings rally playing a medley of Blister in the Sun, When the Saints Go Marching In, and I Want You Back.
* Transcribing music from Double Dragon 2 and slipping under the door of your high school band director.
* Disasterpeace's score for Under the Silver Lake. 
* How many people it takes to compose a pop song.
* What it means to be a producer. 
* Kyle MacLaughlan desperately trying to hold on to Elizabeth Berkeley. 
* Christopher Lambert being legally blind and accidentally stabbing everyone while filming Highlander.
* A weird guy who goes "hheeehh"
* Mean Guns.
* Putting a b-movie guy in a b-movie and everyone is like "nice!"
* The Recent Vampire Movie With Nicolas Cage.
* The kind of movie you can follow without looking at the screen.
* Someone who has at least one idea and a vision for how to achieve it.
* Jean-Claude Van Damme pushing you aside so he can take over the editing suite.
* Making a movie while making another movie.
* The dwindling number of people getting weird chances. 
* What day they bury people in Ghana.
* Art that's only good if a friend explains what's good about it first. 
* The comic relief witch doctor who is funny because he keeps screwing up.
* Trying to type on a 25 key keyboard. 
* The three knobs that you have to be able to see best in a low light environment. 
* The ultrasaw: not as good as a supersaw.
* Paying extra to get the one in red because of the kind of person you are.
* Why buy an analog synthesizer in 2025?
* The tactile wall of knobs.
* The giant modular synthesizer at Mills college.
* The tiniest patch cables.
* Adamantium Rage's FM doom metal soundtrack.
* Did you mean: I love Mickey Mouse? 
* Emailing Arturia Support. 
* The Pants That Said Maximum.
* A poem with rotational symmetry around the center axis. 
* A poem where the whole point is the acrostic complaining about something.
* Eating the leaves and stems of a squash blossom. 
* Allowing lettuce to bolt.
* AeroLettuce.
* Making pesto out of herbs other than basil. 
* The fragrance and the earth tones you get from a bay leaf.
* Top garden plants you might not have thought of eating. 
* A hobby that is cool and fun to do.
* Discovered two giant cucumbers you hadn't even noticed before.
* Volunteer squash and wacky gourds.
* Sharing the fruits of your garden with your neighbors.
* When it's lemon season and everybody's trying to give everyone else lemons.
* Some plants are in pots; some are in the ground.
* Growing a plant that can give you something back.
* mstdn.party 
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Andrew

<ul>
<li><a href="https://highcadence.online" rel="nofollow">https://highcadence.online</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Brandon

<ul>
<li><a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/Demonschool/" rel="nofollow">https://store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/Demonschool/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>My daughter&#39;s high school pep band playlist is full of bangers

<ul>
<li><a href="https://embed.music.apple.com/us/playlist/lakeridge-pep-band/pl.u-LdbqENjt759ZJ" rel="nofollow">https://embed.music.apple.com/us/playlist/lakeridge-pep-band/pl.u-LdbqENjt759ZJ</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Why some actors can&#39;t carry a b-movie but others can</li>
<li>What do these white rings on the Microbrute mean?

<ul>
<li><a href="https://mastodon.social/@mogwai_poet/114842907188616207" rel="nofollow">https://mastodon.social/@mogwai_poet/114842907188616207</a></li>
<li>Andrew wrote to Arturia support like a madman, and they got back to him to say that yes, the rings just mean &quot;this knob is important&quot;</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Medley by Louis Phillips

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.futilitycloset.com/2025/06/29/medley/" rel="nofollow">https://www.futilitycloset.com/2025/06/29/medley/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Things you can eat in your garden that you might not expect</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics: </p>

<ul>
<li>Bringing the fact that you are now a Lord to everyone&#39;s attention. </li>
<li>Hitting 1700 nautical miles today. </li>
<li>Demonschool. (Wishlist it.)</li>
<li>Whether it helps to un-wishlist and re-wishlist a game on Steam. </li>
<li>The Hot Dog Plant. </li>
<li>Tiny stinky blobs that attach to each other.</li>
<li>What kind of marsh grasses rich people in the 80s would have in their house.</li>
<li>Calling an aesthetic &quot;southwestern&quot; even though it&#39;s to the east of you.</li>
<li>A pep rally band playing a Lil Nas X tune.</li>
<li>The band soundtracking your No Kings rally playing a medley of Blister in the Sun, When the Saints Go Marching In, and I Want You Back.</li>
<li>Transcribing music from Double Dragon 2 and slipping under the door of your high school band director.</li>
<li>Disasterpeace&#39;s score for Under the Silver Lake. </li>
<li>How many people it takes to compose a pop song.</li>
<li>What it means to be a producer. </li>
<li>Kyle MacLaughlan desperately trying to hold on to Elizabeth Berkeley. </li>
<li>Christopher Lambert being legally blind and accidentally stabbing everyone while filming Highlander.</li>
<li>A weird guy who goes &quot;hheeehh&quot;</li>
<li>Mean Guns.</li>
<li>Putting a b-movie guy in a b-movie and everyone is like &quot;nice!&quot;</li>
<li>The Recent Vampire Movie With Nicolas Cage.</li>
<li>The kind of movie you can follow without looking at the screen.</li>
<li>Someone who has at least one idea and a vision for how to achieve it.</li>
<li>Jean-Claude Van Damme pushing you aside so he can take over the editing suite.</li>
<li>Making a movie while making another movie.</li>
<li>The dwindling number of people getting weird chances. </li>
<li>What day they bury people in Ghana.</li>
<li>Art that&#39;s only good if a friend explains what&#39;s good about it first. </li>
<li>The comic relief witch doctor who is funny because he keeps screwing up.</li>
<li>Trying to type on a 25 key keyboard. </li>
<li>The three knobs that you have to be able to see best in a low light environment. </li>
<li>The ultrasaw: not as good as a supersaw.</li>
<li>Paying extra to get the one in red because of the kind of person you are.</li>
<li>Why buy an analog synthesizer in 2025?</li>
<li>The tactile wall of knobs.</li>
<li>The giant modular synthesizer at Mills college.</li>
<li>The tiniest patch cables.</li>
<li>Adamantium Rage&#39;s FM doom metal soundtrack.</li>
<li>Did you mean: I love Mickey Mouse? </li>
<li>Emailing Arturia Support. </li>
<li>The Pants That Said Maximum.</li>
<li>A poem with rotational symmetry around the center axis. </li>
<li>A poem where the whole point is the acrostic complaining about something.</li>
<li>Eating the leaves and stems of a squash blossom. </li>
<li>Allowing lettuce to bolt.</li>
<li>AeroLettuce.</li>
<li>Making pesto out of herbs other than basil. </li>
<li>The fragrance and the earth tones you get from a bay leaf.</li>
<li>Top garden plants you might not have thought of eating. </li>
<li>A hobby that is cool and fun to do.</li>
<li>Discovered two giant cucumbers you hadn&#39;t even noticed before.</li>
<li>Volunteer squash and wacky gourds.</li>
<li>Sharing the fruits of your garden with your neighbors.</li>
<li>When it&#39;s lemon season and everybody&#39;s trying to give everyone else lemons.</li>
<li>Some plants are in pots; some are in the ground.</li>
<li>Growing a plant that can give you something back.</li>
<li>mstdn.party</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Andrew

<ul>
<li><a href="https://highcadence.online" rel="nofollow">https://highcadence.online</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Brandon

<ul>
<li><a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/Demonschool/" rel="nofollow">https://store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/Demonschool/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>My daughter&#39;s high school pep band playlist is full of bangers

<ul>
<li><a href="https://embed.music.apple.com/us/playlist/lakeridge-pep-band/pl.u-LdbqENjt759ZJ" rel="nofollow">https://embed.music.apple.com/us/playlist/lakeridge-pep-band/pl.u-LdbqENjt759ZJ</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Why some actors can&#39;t carry a b-movie but others can</li>
<li>What do these white rings on the Microbrute mean?

<ul>
<li><a href="https://mastodon.social/@mogwai_poet/114842907188616207" rel="nofollow">https://mastodon.social/@mogwai_poet/114842907188616207</a></li>
<li>Andrew wrote to Arturia support like a madman, and they got back to him to say that yes, the rings just mean &quot;this knob is important&quot;</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Medley by Louis Phillips

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.futilitycloset.com/2025/06/29/medley/" rel="nofollow">https://www.futilitycloset.com/2025/06/29/medley/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Things you can eat in your garden that you might not expect</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics: </p>

<ul>
<li>Bringing the fact that you are now a Lord to everyone&#39;s attention. </li>
<li>Hitting 1700 nautical miles today. </li>
<li>Demonschool. (Wishlist it.)</li>
<li>Whether it helps to un-wishlist and re-wishlist a game on Steam. </li>
<li>The Hot Dog Plant. </li>
<li>Tiny stinky blobs that attach to each other.</li>
<li>What kind of marsh grasses rich people in the 80s would have in their house.</li>
<li>Calling an aesthetic &quot;southwestern&quot; even though it&#39;s to the east of you.</li>
<li>A pep rally band playing a Lil Nas X tune.</li>
<li>The band soundtracking your No Kings rally playing a medley of Blister in the Sun, When the Saints Go Marching In, and I Want You Back.</li>
<li>Transcribing music from Double Dragon 2 and slipping under the door of your high school band director.</li>
<li>Disasterpeace&#39;s score for Under the Silver Lake. </li>
<li>How many people it takes to compose a pop song.</li>
<li>What it means to be a producer. </li>
<li>Kyle MacLaughlan desperately trying to hold on to Elizabeth Berkeley. </li>
<li>Christopher Lambert being legally blind and accidentally stabbing everyone while filming Highlander.</li>
<li>A weird guy who goes &quot;hheeehh&quot;</li>
<li>Mean Guns.</li>
<li>Putting a b-movie guy in a b-movie and everyone is like &quot;nice!&quot;</li>
<li>The Recent Vampire Movie With Nicolas Cage.</li>
<li>The kind of movie you can follow without looking at the screen.</li>
<li>Someone who has at least one idea and a vision for how to achieve it.</li>
<li>Jean-Claude Van Damme pushing you aside so he can take over the editing suite.</li>
<li>Making a movie while making another movie.</li>
<li>The dwindling number of people getting weird chances. </li>
<li>What day they bury people in Ghana.</li>
<li>Art that&#39;s only good if a friend explains what&#39;s good about it first. </li>
<li>The comic relief witch doctor who is funny because he keeps screwing up.</li>
<li>Trying to type on a 25 key keyboard. </li>
<li>The three knobs that you have to be able to see best in a low light environment. </li>
<li>The ultrasaw: not as good as a supersaw.</li>
<li>Paying extra to get the one in red because of the kind of person you are.</li>
<li>Why buy an analog synthesizer in 2025?</li>
<li>The tactile wall of knobs.</li>
<li>The giant modular synthesizer at Mills college.</li>
<li>The tiniest patch cables.</li>
<li>Adamantium Rage&#39;s FM doom metal soundtrack.</li>
<li>Did you mean: I love Mickey Mouse? </li>
<li>Emailing Arturia Support. </li>
<li>The Pants That Said Maximum.</li>
<li>A poem with rotational symmetry around the center axis. </li>
<li>A poem where the whole point is the acrostic complaining about something.</li>
<li>Eating the leaves and stems of a squash blossom. </li>
<li>Allowing lettuce to bolt.</li>
<li>AeroLettuce.</li>
<li>Making pesto out of herbs other than basil. </li>
<li>The fragrance and the earth tones you get from a bay leaf.</li>
<li>Top garden plants you might not have thought of eating. </li>
<li>A hobby that is cool and fun to do.</li>
<li>Discovered two giant cucumbers you hadn&#39;t even noticed before.</li>
<li>Volunteer squash and wacky gourds.</li>
<li>Sharing the fruits of your garden with your neighbors.</li>
<li>When it&#39;s lemon season and everybody&#39;s trying to give everyone else lemons.</li>
<li>Some plants are in pots; some are in the ground.</li>
<li>Growing a plant that can give you something back.</li>
<li>mstdn.party</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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  <title>293. Pasting the Sickos Face Back and Forth Forever</title>
  <link>https://topiclords.com/pasting-the-sickos-face-back-and-forth-forever</link>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
  <author>Jim Stormdancer</author>
  <enclosure url="https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/d957c321-9bc4-4991-8474-5fc77f22a2ce.mp3" length="66753514" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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  <itunes:author>Jim Stormdancer</itunes:author>
  <itunes:subtitle>Lords: Kory and Andy. We discuss whim-based coding, making friends on the internet, the oscilloscope demo, Peripheriques Like Halos by Robert Montgomery, enhancing a party with a bespoke bar menu, and creating a threatening windows batch file and leaving it on the desktop to frighten an application into not crashing</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:09:32</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>Lords:
* Kory
* Andy
Topics:
* Whim-based coding
* How do you make and maintain a buddy on the Internet?
  * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJKRFd4J_1w
* That oscilloscope demo
  * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8CzrPG9S0U&amp;amp;
* Peripheriques Like Halos, by Robert Montgomery
  * https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/fmr9gsma.jpg
  * https://globalizationofcalifornia.com/alameda-county-i-580-political-signs-spark-free-speech-fight/
* Enhancing a party with a bespoke bar menu.
* Creating a threatening windows batch file and leaving it on the desktop to frighten an application into not crashing
Microtopics:
* Kbones.
* When was the last time you invested in yourself? 
* Getting FM to sound like anything except a bell.
* The American Psycho meme of FM syntheses. 
* A griminess level somewhere between Streets of Rage 2 and Streets of Rage 3.
* The Yamaha DX7 presets.
* An aggressively nonlinear approach to productivity. 
* Doing board game AI until it becomes boring and then moving on to something else 
* A lifelong ADHD enjoyer.
* Trying to explain "burndown rate" without knowing the term burndown rate or what burndown rate is.
* Getting ideas out of your brain so it can think about something else for a while. 
* Games that you aren't allowed to play for fun. 
* The M stands for Money. 
* Whim-based topics. 
* Segue-free zones. 
* Essness and Snez.
* Maintaining friendships via custom chat stickers. 
* Stickers you use in your daily life. 
* Discord For Andy. 
* Anonymous inscrutable pixel faces. 
* A sticker of Princess Rosaline shrugging with the text "Skill Issue?"
* The rich ecology of daily Garfield recap podcasts. 
* Conflating RJ-45 and RJ-11.
* Which One's The Astromech??
* Two superpowers at one. 
* How to win the Frog Fractions ARG.
* Classic Raster Bars.
* Reading a 40k stream of consciousness essay scrolling by the bottom of the screen in a pixelated font 
* Scrubbing right to Cronologia.
* Doing surgery on the topic bucket right now.
* That Oscilloscope Demo. 
* Converting your laptop into tent mode.
* Zamboni Mayhem.
* Running a video signal through a reverb pedal. 
* Stereo oscilloscopes. 
* Pringle of Scotland: once you pop, you can't stop.
* A picture of a wall with a bunch of balloon letters spelling out a phrase. 
* Non-elected councils called ABAG and ICLEI.
* A weird thing that's been kind of near you your whole life. 
* The final Neon Genesis Evangelization 3.0+1.0 movie. 
* A gripe session with themed cocktails. 
* Continuing to think of puns and refusing to pass any of them up.
* Taking a Negroni and calling it LCL.
* A 55 gallon drum of Tom Collins with a valve on it.
* Walking by the booze aisle and everything looks delicious. (Even though it's not.)
* Everyone's favorite topic. 
* Waving a .bat around to make your computer behave.
* Sorry about your synapses! 
* An angry phone call from your mom circa 1995.
* Telling the sand how to think and making the little guy run around. 
* Writing a bad song and immediately sending it to all your friends. 
* Pivoting to pay-per-reload.
* Discovering what the requirements are as you discover the game you are making. 
* Crashing Pico-8 so hard that it reverts to Japanese. 
</description>
  <content:encoded>
    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Kory</li>
<li>Andy</li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Whim-based coding</li>
<li>How do you make and maintain a buddy on the Internet?

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJKRFd4J_1w" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJKRFd4J_1w</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>That oscilloscope demo

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8CzrPG9S0U&" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8CzrPG9S0U&amp;</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Peripheriques Like Halos, by Robert Montgomery

<ul>
<li><a href="https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/fmr9gsma.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/fmr9gsma.jpg</a></li>
<li><a href="https://globalizationofcalifornia.com/alameda-county-i-580-political-signs-spark-free-speech-fight/" rel="nofollow">https://globalizationofcalifornia.com/alameda-county-i-580-political-signs-spark-free-speech-fight/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Enhancing a party with a bespoke bar menu.</li>
<li>Creating a threatening windows batch file and leaving it on the desktop to frighten an application into not crashing</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Kbones.</li>
<li>When was the last time you invested in yourself? </li>
<li>Getting FM to sound like anything except a bell.</li>
<li>The American Psycho meme of FM syntheses. </li>
<li>A griminess level somewhere between Streets of Rage 2 and Streets of Rage 3.</li>
<li>The Yamaha DX7 presets.</li>
<li>An aggressively nonlinear approach to productivity. </li>
<li>Doing board game AI until it becomes boring and then moving on to something else </li>
<li>A lifelong ADHD enjoyer.</li>
<li>Trying to explain &quot;burndown rate&quot; without knowing the term burndown rate or what burndown rate is.</li>
<li>Getting ideas out of your brain so it can think about something else for a while. </li>
<li>Games that you aren&#39;t allowed to play for fun. </li>
<li>The M stands for Money. </li>
<li>Whim-based topics. </li>
<li>Segue-free zones. </li>
<li>Essness and Snez.</li>
<li>Maintaining friendships via custom chat stickers. </li>
<li>Stickers you use in your daily life. </li>
<li>Discord For Andy. </li>
<li>Anonymous inscrutable pixel faces. </li>
<li>A sticker of Princess Rosaline shrugging with the text &quot;Skill Issue?&quot;</li>
<li>The rich ecology of daily Garfield recap podcasts. </li>
<li>Conflating RJ-45 and RJ-11.</li>
<li>Which One&#39;s The Astromech??</li>
<li>Two superpowers at one. </li>
<li>How to win the Frog Fractions ARG.</li>
<li>Classic Raster Bars.</li>
<li>Reading a 40k stream of consciousness essay scrolling by the bottom of the screen in a pixelated font </li>
<li>Scrubbing right to Cronologia.</li>
<li>Doing surgery on the topic bucket right now.</li>
<li>That Oscilloscope Demo. </li>
<li>Converting your laptop into tent mode.</li>
<li>Zamboni Mayhem.</li>
<li>Running a video signal through a reverb pedal. </li>
<li>Stereo oscilloscopes. </li>
<li>Pringle of Scotland: once you pop, you can&#39;t stop.</li>
<li>A picture of a wall with a bunch of balloon letters spelling out a phrase. </li>
<li>Non-elected councils called ABAG and ICLEI.</li>
<li>A weird thing that&#39;s been kind of near you your whole life. </li>
<li>The final Neon Genesis Evangelization 3.0+1.0 movie. </li>
<li>A gripe session with themed cocktails. </li>
<li>Continuing to think of puns and refusing to pass any of them up.</li>
<li>Taking a Negroni and calling it LCL.</li>
<li>A 55 gallon drum of Tom Collins with a valve on it.</li>
<li>Walking by the booze aisle and everything looks delicious. (Even though it&#39;s not.)</li>
<li>Everyone&#39;s favorite topic. </li>
<li>Waving a .bat around to make your computer behave.</li>
<li>Sorry about your synapses! </li>
<li>An angry phone call from your mom circa 1995.</li>
<li>Telling the sand how to think and making the little guy run around. </li>
<li>Writing a bad song and immediately sending it to all your friends. </li>
<li>Pivoting to pay-per-reload.</li>
<li>Discovering what the requirements are as you discover the game you are making. </li>
<li>Crashing Pico-8 so hard that it reverts to Japanese.</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
  </content:encoded>
  <itunes:summary>
    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Kory</li>
<li>Andy</li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Whim-based coding</li>
<li>How do you make and maintain a buddy on the Internet?

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJKRFd4J_1w" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJKRFd4J_1w</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>That oscilloscope demo

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8CzrPG9S0U&" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8CzrPG9S0U&amp;</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Peripheriques Like Halos, by Robert Montgomery

<ul>
<li><a href="https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/fmr9gsma.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/fmr9gsma.jpg</a></li>
<li><a href="https://globalizationofcalifornia.com/alameda-county-i-580-political-signs-spark-free-speech-fight/" rel="nofollow">https://globalizationofcalifornia.com/alameda-county-i-580-political-signs-spark-free-speech-fight/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Enhancing a party with a bespoke bar menu.</li>
<li>Creating a threatening windows batch file and leaving it on the desktop to frighten an application into not crashing</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Kbones.</li>
<li>When was the last time you invested in yourself? </li>
<li>Getting FM to sound like anything except a bell.</li>
<li>The American Psycho meme of FM syntheses. </li>
<li>A griminess level somewhere between Streets of Rage 2 and Streets of Rage 3.</li>
<li>The Yamaha DX7 presets.</li>
<li>An aggressively nonlinear approach to productivity. </li>
<li>Doing board game AI until it becomes boring and then moving on to something else </li>
<li>A lifelong ADHD enjoyer.</li>
<li>Trying to explain &quot;burndown rate&quot; without knowing the term burndown rate or what burndown rate is.</li>
<li>Getting ideas out of your brain so it can think about something else for a while. </li>
<li>Games that you aren&#39;t allowed to play for fun. </li>
<li>The M stands for Money. </li>
<li>Whim-based topics. </li>
<li>Segue-free zones. </li>
<li>Essness and Snez.</li>
<li>Maintaining friendships via custom chat stickers. </li>
<li>Stickers you use in your daily life. </li>
<li>Discord For Andy. </li>
<li>Anonymous inscrutable pixel faces. </li>
<li>A sticker of Princess Rosaline shrugging with the text &quot;Skill Issue?&quot;</li>
<li>The rich ecology of daily Garfield recap podcasts. </li>
<li>Conflating RJ-45 and RJ-11.</li>
<li>Which One&#39;s The Astromech??</li>
<li>Two superpowers at one. </li>
<li>How to win the Frog Fractions ARG.</li>
<li>Classic Raster Bars.</li>
<li>Reading a 40k stream of consciousness essay scrolling by the bottom of the screen in a pixelated font </li>
<li>Scrubbing right to Cronologia.</li>
<li>Doing surgery on the topic bucket right now.</li>
<li>That Oscilloscope Demo. </li>
<li>Converting your laptop into tent mode.</li>
<li>Zamboni Mayhem.</li>
<li>Running a video signal through a reverb pedal. </li>
<li>Stereo oscilloscopes. </li>
<li>Pringle of Scotland: once you pop, you can&#39;t stop.</li>
<li>A picture of a wall with a bunch of balloon letters spelling out a phrase. </li>
<li>Non-elected councils called ABAG and ICLEI.</li>
<li>A weird thing that&#39;s been kind of near you your whole life. </li>
<li>The final Neon Genesis Evangelization 3.0+1.0 movie. </li>
<li>A gripe session with themed cocktails. </li>
<li>Continuing to think of puns and refusing to pass any of them up.</li>
<li>Taking a Negroni and calling it LCL.</li>
<li>A 55 gallon drum of Tom Collins with a valve on it.</li>
<li>Walking by the booze aisle and everything looks delicious. (Even though it&#39;s not.)</li>
<li>Everyone&#39;s favorite topic. </li>
<li>Waving a .bat around to make your computer behave.</li>
<li>Sorry about your synapses! </li>
<li>An angry phone call from your mom circa 1995.</li>
<li>Telling the sand how to think and making the little guy run around. </li>
<li>Writing a bad song and immediately sending it to all your friends. </li>
<li>Pivoting to pay-per-reload.</li>
<li>Discovering what the requirements are as you discover the game you are making. </li>
<li>Crashing Pico-8 so hard that it reverts to Japanese.</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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